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Hello old man...
But...how did I get here cause I don't remember?
Ahh, yes, I was on the road... I wanted to go to your daughter's party...
And my friends have stolen my gift... you know?
And...
Pigs!...Flying!
Catch 'em...
Ahh...OK...And...
Well, as I said, I was...
I had the gift, and they stole it. And now I have nothing, because...
And I really wanted to come to the party, but they had only...
Butter and salt..and..I have nothing now...
So I said to myself...I must go to Don Chiorleone...
To get justice, please...
For they left me without a gift...
[SNIVEL]
[SQUEALING]
Uuhhaazzzaaahhh...
Hmm...would someone please tell me how this dude,
managed to intrude into my office?
Hmm?
Come on, bro, don't be lame... since I was a kid, I wanted to be like you...
And you know how it is... "I won't forget what you did for me!" Capisci? ehehehe...
Whoa, can you believe this guy?
So, what does your sick mind have in store for us?
Hmm? What is it thinking?
[UNINTELLIGIBLE WHISPER]
Well...frankly, I did not understand a thing, except,
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder Where You Are".
[CHUCKLES]
Just kidding.
That, I cannot do.
All righty!...[HICCUPS]
Do it for justice, Don Chiorleone!
In all these years, since we've known eachother.
You've never come to see me, not even once.
To take me out, for a juice or maybe even for a cup of tea.
You say: "Don Chiorleone, give me justice."
But you don't ask with respect, and you do not offer friendship.
You don't even think to call me by my underground name: "The Thrifty Boss".
Instead, you come here, in broad daylight, just when I thought I'd have some fun,
with the boys, maybe having a barbecue, or perhaps even playing some Backgammon...
And ask me to take these friends of yours,
for a midnight swim in the freshly cast concrete pond from my neighborhood?
That is not justice.
Those boys had only the legitimate urge for a snack.
You think?
Then make them suffer, as I have suffered. How much shall I pay you, cabron?
Bonasera, Bonasera.
Hmm? Good evening? But it's only 3 o'clock?
Oh! I thought that was your name.
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
If you would have come to me in friendship, then all of your friends,
on Facebook, and possibly even those on Twitter and Hi5.
Would have learned what the deelio is, and would now be terribly afraid.
And, if somehow, miraculously, an honorable man like you,
would makes enemies, those enemies would become my enemies.
Hmm? Die, damn haters, it's always the dough and those haters!
Well, anyway, wanna go for a drink, little mouse?
" Thrifty Boss "?
[KISSING HAND SOUND]
Good...
Some day, and that day may never come, but it still might.
I will ask you for a favour that you won't be able to refuse.
But until that day, I'll see you at the "Club A", at around 10 o'clock, and we shall party hard.
Grazie, Compadre. [Thanks, godfather].
Andiamo, prego. [Let's go, please].