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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to show you how to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to show everyone that trolls are not always trolling.
In the laning phase, you can use your Bite to make sure that you don't miss a single minion kill if you know you're a bad lollipop sucker when it comes to last hitting.
And, thanks to the mini buff you receive from using that skill, your power level will be so high that your neighbour will have a valid reason to call the police on you if you miss a single CS.
Killing creeps is important, but harassing a cocky *** with a Bite, slapping her back with a giant club and putting her on fire with an Ignite is also crucial for your victory.
The other way to *** off your opponent is to block her path with an Ice *** and chase her like a dog to...
If you're getting chased by some greedy fuckabishes, use a Sub-Zero Field to get back at them, Bite your ButtFucking Friend's aggressor and swing your weapon at him until he goes down.
Then, Bite a more sexy target, erect an Ice *** to prevent her from running away and dance around her before using your teeth to tear that tasty flesh.
You know, now that I think about it, biting someone to death is the easiest way to get fed
since you can use it to kill a target over the trees or even to make someone *** in her skirt like a baby.
After slaughtering your enemies like a boss, it's time to demolish some building by using an Ice Field-Miam Miam combo and ignore that guy that deals no damage at all
unless he recklessly comes here to get wrecked like a dumb kid.
When you finally get your Ravenous Hydra, you can be sure that you'll become a VIP guest in the playboy mansion in no time.
Thanks to your Ghost and your Freezing Field, you'll be faster than any Mario Kart racer with a golden mushroom,
so no one will able to avoid your crazy buttfucking dance before being sent to heaven.
When you complete your item set, you will have no problem to (ANNIE'S MY ***) every single camp like a boss.
In teamfights, your role is to scare the other team by coming from the back to sandwich them,
suck Renekton's **** to become a tanky *** ***, Bite Teemo's *** #2 and attack anyone near you
until you can Flash-Bite combo that cute little yordle for the kill.
Then, take on the other squishy baby carry to get an easy kill and swing your club here and there to smack the remaining enemies standing on the battlefield.
As you can see, the villains can't survive your Bite since your Trinity Force will boost its already overwhelming power.
Another way to fight as a team is to let your allies have a fun party with the ugly women while you date that beautiful lady.
If she runs away and you find her partner in love, just Flash-Bite combo her to remove the thorn from your love triangle and finish your initial business before she Flash away to safety.
After that succulent threesome, meet your comrades-in-arms to have a monstrous foursome with a ninja boy and block his escape path with an Ice *** like a boss.
Sometimes, you can eradicate this jungle camp to pretend to be a wolf and corner the first unlucky fuckabish that comes here.
When you almost kill him, you can try to bait him into a Teemo trap to give a free kill to a wonderful teammate.
But, if your ally is a greedy kid that tries to steal every kill for herself just like this Caitlyn,
you must Flash-Bite the target as soon as possible to not let her steal your credit.
That's right! You must be generous toward people that makes you smile, not toward someone that only cares about his score.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!