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Is this movie finally started?
Beautiful
You are so beautiful
Have they ever told you you're as beautiful as a rose?
Yes they have
And Have they ever told you..
Your eyes shine like stars in a magic sky at night?
Yes
And have they ever told you're as elegant as the undaunted breeze whispering amidst the ash trees in a mid summer night?
Yes they have told me.
Really?
Yes
You mean ... Word after word .... Like I did just now?
What do women want?
Who is this chimerical figure that we are used to calling: "Woman"?
Let's start from the basics. Women have a *** while a lot of men don't.
But that is not the main difference. Women are romantic creatures.
If you want to win over the heart of a woman, you've got to be sharp
As cunning as a viper amidst the chicory but first and foremost you gotta be romantic.
Romance!
Guys women want a bit of romance
Tubers and soup
I will cook
I shall overcome all obstacles
So I can love youuuu?
"Thou art a wonderful creature"
"So lonesome in this world"
Don't cry
"Oh thou art a"
"Wonderful creature"
"Kiss me darkly"
However women do not feed on romance alone. They also want you to be strong
A self confident man
You need charisma and "savoir faire" which in french means
It means...
Well you know what i mean.
Hey baby
You... I...
BOOM!!
Hey sweetheart
Get lost *** head
There are also women who are looking for old fashioned men
The restless flawless knight
Nowadays there are no longer those knights
Re-i-knight yourselves my friends
In-knight yourselves big time
Madame
Madame
Madame
Is it cool?
Madmh...
Madame
Ok I think I need to use to toilet, one sec
Madame
Madame
Women are mysterious and potentially lethal creatures
They are constantly testing you with uncomfortable questions.
And you... man
You must have the right answer
Women want responding men
Davide my love
What would you do if...
If I died?
What's the matter baby cake?
Aren't you feeling good? It's that half a kilo pockled artichokes you had to eat. You'll be all right.
Would you be sad?
Of course, darling, I would be devastated
No... not true
You would find someone else straight away
Of course not.. I would be very busy arranging the funeral.. you know.. to see your corpse..
The shock
Will you cry for me?
Will you cry?
Ok.. listen darling, why dont we watch a great movie
A great comedy by Moccia
Davide I need to know... will you cry for me?
There will be a sea of tears
No this is not true
I dont belive you
Ok you're right..
Maybe I would stop just to have a mouthful every now and again
When I have a break from crying
So...
Will you come to the cemetary every day?
Every day? Every day...
Davide what will you miss about me?
Everything, everything, everything
And what will you miss the most?
Your lips
No!
Your lips are amazing but that's not what I would miss the most
Instead...
Your eyes
Of course not
Your eyes are beautiful, stunning, but there's something better of you
You are so incredibly amazing... there are things of you...
That keep surprising me
What?
Now...
I will say just...
The first thing that comes to my mind
It's, you know.. you're always so...
And that things is so..
That thing you do...
Oh! So??
Not your nose
Not your nails... Darling can I have a tip?
There! I knew it.
So love doesn't mean anything, love is useless, life is useless
Everything is useless... you are useless
You would forget about me straight away, you won't remember a single thing
Probably your good mood
"Wonderlful creature"
"I had you next to me"
Have they ever told you you're elusive as a thrill
And juicy like mercury candy
Have they ever told you are dazzling as a burned lampshade
YES! sure they told you.
Have they ever...
Told you...
Skatafraburgh?
No. I guess not.
Skatafraburgh