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I’m in a strange bedroom
And I can’t remember why or where,
But in the club last night
I was dancing with a sexy bear,
I guess I must have pulled you know,
‘Cause this is not my underwear!
So where’s my underwear?
I can’t think what he looked like,
And so I think that I’d better check
And slowly then I realise
That I’ve just spent the night with Shrek
I’d wear a bag over my head
With a face like, with a face like,
With a face like that
I think I’d teach my *** to talk
With a face like, with a face like…
Surgery is what he needs
Now I don’t want to explain to him
That this is all a big mistake
So if I dress real quick while he’s asleep
I think I can escape
I creep towards the door
But I’m busted by the sound it makes
Oh no, now he’s awake!
I don’t know what to say now,
So I just run and slam the door behind
I’ve got to get away now
I must’ve been so drunk that I was blind
I’d wear a bag over my head
With a face like, with a face like,
With a face like that
I think I’d teach my *** to talk
With a face like, with a face like…
Surgery is what he needs
My friends all stand round laughing
They saw me leave the club with that pest
They didn’t try to save me
I must admit that I’m not impressed
I’d wear a bag over my head
With a face like, with a face like,
With a face like that
I think I’d teach my *** to talk
With a face like, with a face like…
Surgery is what he needs
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