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It's Tuesday, and I'm at my first meeting of Overcrowded Anonymous.
Welcome to Overcrowded Anonymous. A 12-step program for people
who are running out of room for their stuff.
Of course, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. Let's begin.
Hi. My name is Roger. Hi, Roger.
I just retired and I had to bring home all my things from the office. And I'm, I'm overcrowded.
Hi. My name's Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte.
We're remodeling the den, so we had to move everything out into other rooms.
I'm totally overcrowded.
Hi, uh. My name's Haylee. Hi, Haylee.
So, does this mean you're not selling Tupperware?
Tuh.
Hi. My name is Bob. Hi, Bob.
We just bought a car for our daughter and needed room in the garage. I'm totally overcrowded.
Good, that's a great start. Over the next couple of weeks, we'll be talking about overcrowding
and what we can do about it. We'll be discussing the 5 stages: denial, guilt, frustration,
anger and resolution. Eventually leading you to a possible solution of what to do
with your stuff.
But my mind wanders.It seems like there has to be an easier way to find more room.
And then I remember a billboard I saw. Turns out, dealing with overcrowding isn't nearly
as hard as I thought. Instead of 12 steps, you only need one. Grab your phone
and call Moove In Self Storage. Apparently they make moving day a party.
Moove In Self Storage. Hi, Bob. Sure we can help. Could you hold on a second. Hey guys,
can you hold it down a minute? Sorry, Bob. We got a party going on right now,
someone's moving their stuff in.
And, with nine locations in the Lancaster and York County area, there's bound to be
one close to you. So, I dropped by to sign up. All the storage units were really clean.
And, I got free truck rental and free rent for a month. They even gave me a can of soda
and a bag of Doritos.
Best of all, the manager was super friendly and helpful, determined to make
an aggravating moving day into a fun party day.
So, Bob. Do you want to move in yourself, or can we get you some help?
We can arrange for professional organizers or even a moving company if you need a hand.
That sounds great!
We like to take the "self" out of self storage, if you know what I mean.
Once everything was set up, I couldn't wait to get back to the next OA meeting.
In summary, I now have heaps of room in the garage. I even moved some other stuff
out of the house, and my wife is happy, too. If you are overcrowded, you should definitely
call Moove In Self Storage. So, Mr. Moderator...thanks, but problem solved. I don't need 12 steps.
I don't need to come to OA anymore.
Call now! 717-814-8018. Let's get your party going!