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-Hidey-ho, fruit lovers! Welcome to The Juice!
The show where we squeeze your questions into answer cider.
[laughs] Pear, what are we discussing today?
-This question is a scary one.
"Hey, Orange! What do you want to be?
Vampire, werewolf, or ghost?" [audience oohs]
-Wuh-oh. I hope you're all ready for some pulp friction,
'cause I want to know WHAT'S THE JUICE?
[applause] Pearamecium,
where do you fall on the spooky spectrum?
-All I know is that there's one prerequisite for being a ghost:
you have to die first. [audience reacts]
I'll take anything but ghost, thank you very much.
[laughter] -What's the matter fraidy-pants?
Scared? -Of dying?
Yes. Yes, I am. [laughter]
-Well, I would pick ghost, 'cause I ain't afraid of nothing.
[audience oohs] -Cool.
Seems like you've really thought this through.
[laughter] -Mini Micro Munchkin Apple,
vampire, werewolf, or ghost?
-I don't know what to pick.
If I was any of these scary things
and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror,
there's a terrific chance I'd wet myself.
[laughter]
-Uh, vampires don't have reflections.
-Oh. Good point.
Vampire, definitely vampire. [laughter]
-I'd go with vampire too.
But my reasons are a "little" different than yours.
-Really? What are your rea--
Heeey. [laughter]
[growls]
-See, I've heard vampires get all the chicks,
and I love chicks. [laughter]
They're so cute and fuzzy and yellow.
-Yaaay!! -No, no, no.
Vampires don't get those kind of chicks, Orange.
-Oh. Then I don't want to be a vampire.
I want to be a zombie! [laughter]
-That wasn't an option.
-Then I want to be a fireman. [laughter]
Or a teacher. Or a tree. -[groans]
Moving on. Marshmallow?
-All I know is that it's rough being a werewolf.
[laughs with audience]
-Uh, you say that as if you know from experience, Marshmallow.
-Yeah, Marshmallow.
[frightened]: Are you a werewolf?
-Hehehe! No.
Maybe.
[chuckles sinisterly, dramatic music chord]
-Well... seeing as it's almost nightfall and a full moon,
we better end the show right here.
Oh, and remember: if you wanna be our main squeeze,
then leave us a question for next time in the comments below.
Until then...
-[howls] [audience gasps]
[all screaming] -I don't wanna die!
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-[groans in agony] -[groans in disgust]
-Agh! This really tingles. [screaming]
-Oh man, that is so wrong. -Hang with it, buddy.
You just got to "peel" with it. [laughs, then groans]
-O...M...G! I'm naked!