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I'm home!
OMG! Like New Jersey completely sucks!
There are these cotton balls that fall from the sky and they..they taste like tap water!
This is a nightmare!
So since my mom became all hippie, and joined a commune, I've been living alone..
So I decided I'm moving back to Jersey with Brit Brit!
Hey boo! Welcome to the party house! How ya been?
I've been good, but I need to tan beot*h, where is the salon?
There's none in Jersey..
Are you kidding me?
Guess we're not going to Fiji..
*slap*
Ever since Stefán died, Britney has been lookin' snazzy!
Hey baby!
*ratchet giggle* Heyyy
I'm Melissa, I like to have fun and get high on pixie sticks!
Josephina, *cough cough*, Joseph has been checking me out, and he's super hot!
So lately I've been feeling like really abandoned, ya know?
But I found a man!
His name's... Brián!
So Santey Claus is coming soon, and I like can't wait!