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Go, Team Dynamite!
NARRATOR: Shrek the Third features an all-star cast of returning voice talent.
Mike Myers.
Now, let's do this thing.
NARRATOR: Cameron Diaz.
Antonio Banderas.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
And Rupert Everett as Prince Charming.
I will restore dignity to my throne.
Larry King as Doris.
Hey, how's it going?
John Cleese as King Harold.
I am proud to call you my son.
And Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian.
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And new star talent including Eric Idle as Merlin.
(BUZZING)
Justin Timberlake as Artie.
This is gonna be great.
John Krasinski as Lancelot.
There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory!
Cheri Oteri as Sleeping Beauty.
Ew!
Wait. Babies poop?
Amy Poehler as Snow White.
It's present time!
Maya Rudolph as Rapunzel.
Say goodbye to romance.
Amy Sedaris as Cinderella.
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Regis Philbin as Mabel.
What do you want, Charming?
Ian McShane as Captain Hook.
King Charming has something special in mind for you, ogre.
And Seth Rogen as the Ship Captain.
SHIP CAPTAIN: You're finished.
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Many of the filmmakers also provided voices for the characters.
BOTH: Ta-da!
Director Chris Miller voices the Puppet Master.
I hate that little wooden puppet.
And the mascot.
We're here for the mascot contest.
Story artist Cody Cameron voices the Three Little Pigs.
Sausage roll!
And Pinocchio.
I thought we agreed we'd go by the name of Team Super Cool.
Producer Aron Warner voices the Wolf.
(GROWLING UNENERGETICALLY)
Shrek 2 director Conrad Vernon voices Gingy.
The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids!
And story artist Walt Dohrn voices the Principal.
Thank you to Professor Primbottom and his invigorating lecture
on how to just say "nay."
Walt also went on to voice the villain Rumpelstiltskin
in Shrek Forever After.
Well, why didn't you say so?
Magical transactions are my specialty.
(EXCLAIMS)
That information is on a need-to-know basis.
It's top secret! Hushity-hush!
NARRATOR: There are many things you may not have seen or noticed
in your first viewing of Shrek the Third.
Let's just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that.
NARRATOR: After knocking out the wall with a well placed head butt
a dazed Queen Lillian hums a line from My Favorite Things.
Julie Andrews, who voices Queen Lillian,
s song
you
(HUMMING)
While Donkey is in ***' body, he etches a "D" in Pinocchio.
A throwback to Shrek 2,
Hey!
During Shrek's nightmare,
he finds himself in a graduation ceremony
wearing a medal of a dirty diaper.
The graduation banner reads,
"Congratulations class of MCDIX,"
which stands for 1409 in Roman numerals.
(SCREAMING)
♪ Good morning, good morning ♪
NARRATOR: In Shrek and Fiona's castle bedroom,
the headboard to their bed has decorative crests of both of their homes,
the castle and the swamp.
And you, Frumpypigskin!
NARRATOR: And in reference to the Brothers Grimm fairy tal
in which he was promised a firstborn child,
Rumpelstiltskin has a baby pacifier tattooed on his left arm.
Get him, lads.
NARRATOR: These are just a few of the buried secrets you can find
inside Shrek the Third and all the Shrek films.
Ooh, charades!