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Marc Savard: Any other questions?
Yes sir.
: What is your *** orientation?
Marc Savard: What is my *** orientation?
Flattered, a little curios but thanks, no thanks.
I've been married for 14 ½ years to a woman.
Are you single and looking?
No you're just curios for asking for a friend.
Yeah, okay, nice shoes.
Not that you guys need to know this but when I first opened the show 6 years ago, I used
to do all kinds of PR events and they sent me to this gay magazine partnership to go
and promote the show.
Here I am the only straight guy in the entire place.
I wore the gayish shirt I had, these flowers and here I am, I never got hit on one time.
I was like offended, I'm like "oh my God! Nobody is hitting on me, nothing."
Then somebody said "oh no, we can totally tell you're married"
I'm like "how can you tell?"
I don't have a ring on or nothing and somehow they could tell I was straight.
I'm glad that...you're on the fence with that one.
The person I'm touching right now, whenever I shake your hand like this you're going to realize I'm the most disgusting human being you've ever seen in the entire world.
: Person I'm touching right now, whenever I shake your hand like this, the
exact opposite is true.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm like a 30.
You are so in love.
When I let go, that feelings goes away.
When I let go, that feelings goes away.
The person I'm touching right now, you're jealous of her because you want my attention.
That's new! That's new!
: Your name sir.
: Austin
: Austin, nice to have you here.
Good to meet you.
Austin's friends make some noise
Ow!
And your name?
: Phoenix
: Phoenix, nice to have you here Phoenix.
Nice to have you here.
You're enjoying the show so far?
: Yes
: Yes, excellent. Where are you from?
Where are you from?
: Indianapolis
: Indianapolis, Indianapolis, that's a nice place.
I was going over the 500 this year.
It's the long weekend in May.
I have a friend who's an indie car driver who drives the 98 car.
Alex Tagliani
I've never been, I've never been but I would go but I've nowhere to stay.
I've nowhere to stay when I go.
: Yes
: Yes
: Yes, what do you mean yes?
: I could stay with you?
: Yes
: Oh I could stay with you.
It's a little awkward, I'm married.
: Yes
: You too?
: No
: No, you're not married.
Excellent, you're wearing a ring, what?
: No
: Are you married?
: Yes
: Yes, you're married.
Great, it's a little awkward.
It's awesome.
Nice to have you here.
Okay, alright.
: What is it you do for a living?
What do you do?
: I'm a cook.
: A cook.
Where are you from?
: Indianapolis.
: Right, you said that, Indianapolis.
Austin, right over here.
What about you, what do you do?
: I'm a freshman in college.
: Excellent, what are you taking?
: I'm a Mechanical Engineering major.
: Oh good, where are you from?
: I'm from California, Northern California, Bay Area.
: The Bay Area, excellent, excellent.
San Francisco or?
: It's just you and I left, Gina.
: I felt like when we met...
: No!
: I felt like when we met there was this connection between us.
Did you feel that?
: No.
I want to throw up.
: You want to throw up?
: You mentioned that they didn't like you in the gay club, I know why now.
: Wow that cuts deep.
A little sleep dust from a distance.
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