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punch punch punch punch punch...... whacha doing????
whaaaaaa?
no no no!
ha ha haaa
go away
i dont like you
love meeee!
love me never!
run into that cactus
woah
everything is soo amazing NO!
my name tag has a shadow, i love it
lets go that way right
so, we are doing survival, hardcore mode
pretty adverterous i think
stay away from me you freak
hehehehehe
im comin to get you
i have a bone in my inventory
F*** no! he has a bone!
oh mah gawwd!
im gonna bone you....
im gonna bone you good....... dont do it!
so
ow the cactus hit me!
end of the series done ._.
bad cactus... i dare you to jump in
oh no no!! i almost did it by accident....
hahahaha.....i need food by the way, you got any food? no
k. ohhh that looks awsome
mmmmk lets make a house around here
i have eight wooden planks and a bone....
uh... yeah... let's go get more stuff
hahaha
i'm sure there is a half chopped down tree somwhere
im already low on food
***! ow...
how? why?
because i have a bone meeeehhhh
run run run run, i see a sheep! its mine
im gonna get some sand for glass.... gonna bone this sheep gonna bone this sheep gonna bone this sheep
so many sheep....oh wow there is actually so many sheep here
***....my mouse is all over the place
i love this (inaudible) mod, everything is soo beautiful
hay there.....
stay away from me....
do you like my bone?
hey you arnt welsh, your not ment to do that to sheep
too bad awwwwh
(mimics sheep noise)
i got two pork chops and enough experience for ha-well less than one level
awwwh
right so we are going to die if we dont get some food soon
no you will die, i'm fine
screw you
screw your mother right....done
you sad strange child
what's new?
everything
lets play a game, hehehe
im cutting down a tree with my bone
ohhh my god floating-floating island
floating island w-where? where!?
floating island
***-de-pep
with coal (take deep breath in)
my gaawd
(fails a mimic of angel sound)
and gravel, oh wow. come to me no
it would help if you knew where i was obviously yes
are you near that tall mountain of sand? nope then? head back towards the forest
oh i see it, i see it yeahhh
(inaudible)
(inaudible) texture pack any more
that makes me sad
yes...yes you are
i got 3 pieces of wool and 28 wood
twenty-eight wood right
gravel is mine
oi! (lies)it wasnt me it was the gravel
oh, w-so yeah, gravel fell on me, my baaad
stupid physics.........screw gravity! (mimics floating upwards noise)
im not-im not going up neither am i
(sigh) im gonna go find some food
oh holy
S*** the lag
yeah i know
oh i found a cave
while shaders look nice...uhh yeah.....lag
I see
a spider and a zombie
i dont like it. im leaving
you should be leaving
hmmm crafting bench!
its like they are doing a little dance
wazzzzzuuuuup sheep
oppan gangnam style, op op op
take this bone sheep
take it!
i have four pieces of wool now, and a bone. oh! the lag!
(chuckles)
i have to hungers left
haha i have like
oh yeah ok, more than you
how we getting up there?
uh...
give me a second why didnt you think about that huh?
huh? why? i did, you didn't (inaudible) im gonna turn my bone into bone-meal
ehh! whoa! i almost sneezed there i cant believe i just only started using this. and i don't know what this is :L
oh cool i got sorting!
two crafting tables for the win
that's pretty awesome....oh
great, yeah, thanks
don't make anything im making things!
(sheep noise)
wow my mouse is really loud, i need to sort that out pretty quick
anyway.....so......
gangnam style..... no! bad!
that is so...wait, stay still
you get blood all over you when i hit you
don't im on low health
same here
this is hardcore as well
we are screwed
stop hitting me you idiot im not
i know you are not but you were
yeah but im not
but you were but im not
but you were but im not but you were
this is going nowhere but....
im not
you were!
a** hole (mimics wind noise)
i can feel the breeze on my neck.......DIE!
insta-tree!!
well, im using this mod more often. its awesome
right erm.... make me and axe!
no you make you an axe! get the one out the chest
make me ladders
hmmmm
im not joking by the way, make me ladders otherwise im screwed
this looks so beautiful
ill use that mkay, you made some ladders yet?
make me ladders! no
throwing you down my wood you don't deserve it
take my wood.....hehe
(groaning noise) (cries) make me ladders......
im stranded
you can just dig you nerd pole up
you can just dig up your nerd pole
no
im living up here whether you make me ladders or not
and how would you do that
there's no wood
there is wood there's three trees and food? im making apples, im hoping for an apple
see im clever
(both laugh)no im not actually no you not
we've already established that im not clever
(inaudible) hmmmmm
didn't think this through
you know you wanna make me some ladders no no no, zombie, zombie, zombie
make me some ladders
nonononononono, please help me, please help me im on two two food
im on...
no, dammit! loooool
does that mean you band or something
'cause its hard core
my screens frozen on the zombie
it's hardcore, you died
i don't know what that means
uh... time to re-open minecraft
maby but i think you might be banned
un-ban... nope, you died
i think we should end this episode here then and give it another try another time.
maybe
so that was a fail
well this has been Guild Gamers
we hope you enjoyed this very short episode
hope you like my sexy texture pack
and i hope you like my death
and uh... yeah weeeeeee (breaks legs)