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Hey, everyone, welcome back to "Party Over Here."
We'll start just as soon as Alison gets here.
Oh, actually, while we have the stage for a couple of seconds,
can I ask you a question?
Oh, yeah, sure, Jess, what's up?
Are you my mom?
Jess, no.
OK, OK, but how about I ask you again, and this time you say,
yeah?
Will it make you happy?
Uh-oh.
OK.
Are you my mom?
Yes, baby.
Hi, Mom.
That felt good.
Yeah, I like being a mom.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I just finished uploading
my mind to a computer.
Whoa.
Yeah.
-Whoa. -Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa, what's a computer?
Aw, damn it, Jessica.
Sorry, Mom.
Do better, baby.
Anyway, it's finished.
I created a virtual me.
My emotions, my ideas, they're all mashed
together in this one avatar.
Say hello to the Alice 1.
[distorted shouting]
Whoa, she sounds like she's in pain.
Oh, no, she's-- I mean, she's technically like a baby, you
know, just born into the world.
Of course, she's going to cry a little.
Help me!
She looks miserable.
No, she's just being dramatic.
She is just contemplating the fact
that she has human consciousness but no physical body,
but she'll get over it.
You know what?
No, I will not be a party to this.
Jess, let's get out of here.
Yeah, I'm still confused by everything.
But guys, what about the sketch we were going to do?
Do the sketch by your own damn self.
That was me being sassy.
She's right.
I don't need them.
Now that I have Alice 1, I can just do the sketch my myself.
Alice 1, I'm uploading the sketch to your neural network.
Here it comes.
[beeping]
[distorted shouting]
OK, so, Alice 1, this sketch is called Nosy Neighbor.
It's about a real curious neighbor
who wants to find out what's going on in your backyard.
Let's give it a go.
Hello, neighbor.
What you got going on in your backyard?
Sounds like you're building something.
The pain.
What's that?
You aren't building a pool?
But I smell chlorine.
Come on.
Let me take a dip.
Just kill me.
Well, who knew?
It was a bird bath this whole time-- and scene.
[distorted lamenting]
Yeah, well, thank you so much, Alice 1,
but I gotta get to the next sketch.
So I'm just going to turn you down.
OK, ready?
Thank you.
Mother loves Alice 1.
[music playing]