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When we learned that the gold iPhone 5s had already sold out,
we were, frankly, surprised.
We didn't anticipate that kind of demand for just one color
of the phone.
And, so we've increased production on the gold iPhone and we should have more
available in just a matter of weeks.
Weeks? No no no no no! Man, Rome wasn't built in weeks!
It was built right now! You want iphone gold? I get you iPhone Gold!
The internal architecture of the silver and grey phones
is identical to the gold. It's the same exact phone.
No no no no no no no no no no.
Gold is best! iPhone Gold faster bigger louder quieter smaller sexier
wetter taller. More business deal! It's just best!
Simply place your order at an Apple store,
and your gold iPhone will be shipped to you as soon as it's available.
No no no no no no. Raffi got you! Here's what you do. Go to your local Apple store,
not in front, but in back. Don't talk to "geniuses". Talk to one of my nephews.
They all wear gold tank tops and gold sneakers. On Ebay they charge you triple.
but for you, you only pay double. It's right price. I like you.
Look, there's no reason to pay double.
Just go to the website... Yeah, yeah, yeah man! Just go to the website: WW...
Only 2 W's...
DOT get me gold phone now SLASH
okay I got you SLASH
thanks Raffi you the man UNDERSCORE
you got it man BACKSLASH
gold is best DOT yes
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