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So, me and Babs, we're going on a road trip, I can't wait.
We decided we need a little vay-k.
We're gonna take the 15 over to the 40 and head out to New Mexico.
I'm really excited. I've never been out of the country before.
Now when you go on a road trip it's really important you bring everything you could possibly need.
Authentic cowboy hat.
Flashlight. Bug spray. Passport.
Howdy m'am.
So Babs, um, what do you think, what should we do tomorrow?
(Grand Canyon)
That would be cool.
Oh my gosh, a real live snake pit.
I'll shoot you for it.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Paper, you always pick paper. I thought for sure you'd pick scissors this time.
You mean that?
Okay, we get off the road here and then we take a left,
and then we take this dirt highway for about 10 miles
to a secret stairway in the side of a mountain.
When we see the dead coy floating in the water
we go north by northwest until we see the abandoned bus sculpture in the valley.
Then we head due west.
When we see the bush decorated like a Christmas tree we turn left,
and take 78 paces to the snake handler's residence.
Wait, shhh. Do you hear that?
I think I'm bit.
"achy, breaky heart, it just won't" -ahhh