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People ask me a lot what's attractive and beauty and things like this for me,
right, because I can't see. First thing's first - talk with a mouth full of food.
Please. Big fan! (laughs)
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You know what? I guess, it's getting to know somebody that makes them attractive
to me. That's the only way that I can find somebody attractive
is by knowing them. You know, it's how they be,
you know what I mean? It's the things that they say. The way that they say them.
What makes somebody laugh I really like.
Um...
It's hard to explain. It's so funny, right, because guys will look
at a girl, just never hearing a word out of her mouth,
just by the way she looks, and go nuts.
For me, it's about listening. It's about what she has to say and
again, what she says and how she says it,
and what makes her her.
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Maybe fragrance is involved a little bit. You know, if somebody's got real nice
perfume or whatever, a nice fragrance. I like that.
The voice has something to do with it for me as well, I mean,
you don't want a woman that sounds like Sam Elliott or something from 'Lebowski'.
(in Sam Elliott's voice) "Beef. It's what's for dinner." (Tommy) Could you imagine?
(in Sam Elliott's voice) "It's nice to meet you too."
(laughs) There has to be something to the voice, you know,
maybe a particular lilt, or I don't quite know what it is.
And then it's about what she has to say. You know, somebody just
(in girl's voice) "You know, and it was like, um, and like, the other day, and he was, like, so
like, and I was like, like what, and he was like, like yeah."
You know, that stuff isn't particularly attractive.
Touch is cool, but sometimes you don't get to touch somebody right away, do you?
You know what I mean, if you're just sitting and chatting with somebody you might not -
why would you need to touch them?
It's nice. Believe me, soft skin and all that is beautiful. I love that,
but you may not get to touch for a while. So that's something that might come later.
Well... (laughs)
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It's funny, I can talk to somebody for along time -
like, if you spent 20 minutes with someone
you would know the color their hair, their eyes, you know,
what kind of clothing they wore, all that stuff. I would have no way of knowing any
of that stuff. So, it's sort of cool.
In the end, none of matters, does it?
Cause that's who you're going to be talking to.
As long as somebody has got something to say. You know what I mean? And it's interesting and
fun and makes you laugh and makes you feel good.
That's what it is.
That's the whole thing. Right there. (pauses) Play the music.
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You know, people talk about movie stars and stuff and
pop stars. I don't really fantasize about any of them because
I don't know them. I guess Katy Perry is cute?
That's what they say, but listening to her songs
doesn't make me want to, you know
It doesn't want to make me 'kiss that girl', you know (beep)
Doesn't make me want to 'wake up in Vegas'
These are all Katy Perry songs. (beep)
It's doesn't keep me 'wide awake' wondering about Katy Perry all night, you know what I mean?
(Tommy and crew laughs) That's a good one!