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Hi I'm Batman. And I'm Jesus
And together we are... absolutely horrible(ly sexy)...
and rubbish at *nothing* Hell yeah man, you're so awesome.
hmm I really want a Pizza....
Dont think we have any though...
Damn this is the worst. Should I go out and buy one?
no... That sounds like effort.
For *** sake. SO hungry
Rebecca Black?
I don't even know what Daylight saving time is...
I mean... Who cares about it?
I learnt how to tell the time wayyyy too late in life..
This game needs less talking and more fighting animals.
I've started skipping, may as well carry on till I can pretend to feel bad, right?
Look at Jordan with his brain. tch. I was going faster than him.
In bed. what?
I bet her pixel *** were great :(
hi he acknowledged
Still hungry though...
All about style heh
I'm running out of things to say in this bit by now...
I know... A joke!
Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?
Because he was hit by a truck
*tumbleweed*
Maybe that was too dark...
ok... erm... I'll think of another one. give me a minute
Oo ok... what about this one......
What is the difference between a truck and a giraffe?
give up? I bet you listed loads of stuff. well the real answer is....
A lot.
I'm talking about the god of wine here....
Romans had way too many gods for stupid trivial things
They build aqueducts, and travel around the world
but they still believed in at least 7 gods just for food....
I mean why!? how does that help anything.
To quote Breaking Bad: 'Science ***'
It could be worse I suppose
They could have a god for doors
Oh.. They do?
Not just one?
I can see how you would need 2 gods to look after doors.
oh... not just 2?
3 gods of doors. Well I suppose they make sure they are closed to jokes
get it? it's a pun
not a good pun I grant you
but a pun nonetheless
I used a big word
And i still hungry
and I have a song stuck in my head
How am I meant to remove it?
Look at my house
My horse is amazing
give it a lick
..... *sigh*
I dont think I can be bothered to fill out 15 minutes of video here
If I made 5minute vids I genuinly would do this..
On all my videos
all the way through
But 15 minutes!? so many damn efforts
I mean, half of these so far
are absolute *** anyway
Damn... The next episode is.... Different to most youtubers..
Seriously advise you to skip it if you're a homophobe. Oh this annotation goes on for 7 seconds, I'll just finish this sentance to fill up the time
back to 4 seconds
3..
Next time I notice a Long one, I'll put 1 word in it.
That word will be 'A'
I also said 'long one' a few annotations back
Which I think we can all agree is absolutely hilarious
Is Hilarious too pretentious?
It feels like it is.
A
told you I would
anyways... what was I saying?
Oh yeah
Pretentious... ugh
Thats a pretentious word
and it hides behind itself
Insulting other words and actions
It's like... um
Hitler getting annoyed at... um..
Jack the Ripper for killing innocents
it's just not right
both counted as bad people, yet one looks at the other in distain
hypocritical at its best
I think I was making a metephor
but I completely forgot why I did
Eh.. sucks to be me
I wonder whats going on in the vid right now
As I am the automatic thingy
what's it called...
erm... the er...
Oh yea. The Automatic Annotator
Then I have no idea what's happening in this video
Or what Batman and Jesus are talking about
I just listen to what they say
and then repeat it just here for people to read
I'm such a great person for doing this. (I'm assuming they're wittering on)
As if Wittering isn't a word!?
A
Sorry, that was a long one. Decided to follow routine
..... anyway... I would have put money on it being a word
Maybe I spelt it wrong..
but I'm a PC
So I can't have done
I'm like the most geniousistic person ever
I mean... geniousistic robot ever.
As a robot, am I meant to not hurt people?
I wonder what people would do if their laptop just sprang to life
and tried to kill them
I bet some would wonder..
'How has my PC turned into a laptop!? AHHHH'
And then get killed cause they should have ran
Why am I doing this?
No one will ever read it
I feel like making it a running theme
On all my videos. hmmm...
And then only a few people will see it
Not including the fact
that only a few people
will see the video anyway
But if someone clicked this
I'm basically giving them
a double comentary
more jokes
in the same amount of time
And they can laugh
and I can laugh at them
I mean with them....
man the annotations have been really short
Not enough time on them
what if you can't read them fast enough
what if i'm lying?
I'm just spreading on the time more
I mean.. 15minutes
that's such a long time
I should try to integrate this with whats going on in the video
Like a directors cut
that'd be LOL
I hate myself for saying LOL
I did it again :(
I'm the worst
I should just quit.
A
Damn that showed up randomly
No time to prepare for it
in the middle of my sentance
As I was about to start a huge joke
what's you pope was better than mine I'm steroids
That last one was a real automatic one
I found it too fun to skip
Oh technology
or maybe just Youtube
You came so far to create this
but then fell at the final hurdle
by not taking into account peoples accents
or speaking fast
or shouting
Or furiously ***.....
Master Ball* sorry. had the hiccups
Furiously throwing the master ball.
Did I get away with that?
No? well ***.
Oh well. I'll live
Hey Mr Regulator. What are you doing here?
*noise of being stabbed*
Damn I killed him
Turns out he was just offering scones
I panicked
Never kill anyone kids.
They might give you scones if you dont
I'm such a good citizen
teaching kids right from wrong
I wonder how many people know what a Scone is
I wonder how many people have got this far...
A
Ignore that
... in the video
I wonder how many people will ever see this
This took forever to do
3 minutes left!?
ugh. This will be so under appreciated
But I dont care
I LOVE IT
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
AND WATCHED IT BURRRN
Sadly, I was still in that car
ouch
luckily, I can *** like a horse
A isn't even a word
Like it is, but it doesn't count
maybe I should have thought about it more
#TooLazy4dat
I've hash-tagged and "LOL'd" in this...
the latter, 3 times now..
I hate hashtags
A
and I hate that acronym
No one actually laughs
when they type it.
Is it worse when they do laugh but SAY lol?
I think it might be
I've seen that happen many a time before
A
Holy ***, we're near the end
No idea what i've been talking about
as in, in the video or in the annotaions.
I think i must be 'special'
I wonder if anyone will actually watch this video. I then wonder if anyone will ever turn on annotations. Finally I wonder how many people will pause this to read what I've put here. Well to anyone that actually decided to do all 3 of those (or can read seriously fast I mean Jeeeeez) then Thanks more than I can ***. And as any teenage male will know. That's a lot. xD