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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE."
HAVE THE BELGIANS FINALLY
FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET HARD TO
REACH LOOSE CHANGE OUT OF THE
POCKETS?
SOME SAY YES, AND OTHERS SAY
THEY HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO.
AND DOES THE PRESIDENT WANT TO
FORCE EVERY AMERICAN TO PRANK
CALL STEVE DUES SEE'S HOUSE?
>> NOT ONLY IS IT GOOD FOR THE
ECONOMY, BUT IT IS THE RIGHT
THING TO DO.
>> AND FINALLY WHAT DO
ADORABLE BABY LION CUBS THINK
OF OBAMACARE?
THE QUESTION THE LAME STREAM
MEDIA DIDN'T EVEN ASK.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE."
>> NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUESTS.
SHE IS SO SWEET JUST LOOKING
AT HER WILL INCREASE YOUR RISK
FOR TYPE 2 DIABETES 74%.
TV'S ANDY LEVY, HIS VALENTINE
WAS WHAT HE CREATED FROM MASS
EFFECT.
I IMAGINE THAT IS A VIDEO GAME
AND I IMAGINE ANDY CRYING
LATER.
AND HE IS SO BRITISH HE SLEEPS
IN A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS.
MICHAEL KAY, THE FORMER
MINISTER OF DEFENSE.
GLAD YOU SHAVED.
AND HE IS FUNNIER THAN A MIME
CHOKING HIMSELF TO DEATH.
TOM SHILLUE.
HE WILL BE ON TOUR ACROSS THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
WITH THE GREAT JIM GAFFIGAN
NEXT MONTH.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
HEY, GREG, DO YOU THINK ELTON
JOHN WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU
WHEN HE WROTE "TINY DANCER"?
>> IS SOCHI TOO SLUSHY?
AND ARE OLYMPIAN BRAINS TOO
MUSHY?
IT IS DYE -- DAY 73 OF --
>> WINTER OLYMPIANS ARE
SSEAKING OUT ON CLIMATE CHANGE.
MORE THAN A HUNDRED ATHLETES,
100, TOM, LEAD BY AMERICANS
HAVE SIGNED A PETITION ASKING
COUNTRIES TO REDUCE CARBON DYE
JOKES SIDE -- CARBON DIOXIDE
EMISSIONS.
TEMPS HAVE REACHED THE 60S
AND THE LACK OF SNOW HAD
SNOWBOARDERS AND SKIERS.
QUOTE, THE ONCE CONSISTENT
WINTERS I SAW AS A YOUNG KID
ARE NO MORE.
ESPECIALLY NEAR MY HOME IN
VERMONT.
WELL THAT'S SCIENCE.
ANYWAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
SOME OF THE
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
I GUESS GLOBAL WARMING HAS HAD
AN EFFECT ON SOCHI.
HERE IS THE THING THAT BUGS
ME.
THE RISE IN TEMPERATURE IF
GLOBAL WARMING IS TRUE IS A
DEGREE WHICH WOULD SAVE LIVES
GLOBALLY.
AREN'T THESE ATHLETES BEING
ESPECIALLY SELFISH BECAUSE
THEY ARE WORRIED HOW GLOBAL
WARMING AFFECTS THEIR SPORT?
>> EXACTLY.
THE SUMMER OLYMPIANS WILL SAY
LET'S MAKE IT LONGER SO WE CAN
BE IN THE POOL ALL SUMMER.
THE GUY FROM VERMONT SAID WHEN
I WAS A KID THE WINTERS WERE
SO LONG.
THEY WERE END LESS.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS LIKE BEING A
KID.
REMEMBER WHEN THE WINTERS FELT
LIKE THEY WERE NINE MONTHS
LONG.
>> THE SNOW WAS SO HIGH.
YOU WERE SO SHORT.
>> OLYMPIC ATHLETES ARE SO
SMART ABOUT EVERYTHING.
THEY SPENT THEIR WHO
GOING LITERALLY IN A CIRCLE.
SHAUN WHITE, THE GUY IS COOL,
BUT HIS WHOLE LIFE EXPERIENCE
IS THIS.
THAT'S ALL.
>> THAT'S EVERYTHING HE KNOWS
GOING IN A U-SHAPE.
>> I WANT A SCREEN SAVER OF
YOU DOING THAT.
OR MAYBE YOU CAN COME OVER MY
HOUSE AS I AM ABOUT TO GO TO
BED.
AT THE EDGE OF THE BED DO THE
STRANGE GARGOYLE.
SOCHI IS ONE OF THE SOUTHERN
MOST PLACES IN RUSSIA.
THERE ARE PALM TREES THERE.
IT IS KIND OF WARMER.
SHOULDN'T THEY BE COMPLAINING
WHERE IT IS HELD AND NOT THE
WEATHER?
>> WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING
4thOF JULY, GREG, -- WHAT
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS IT IS
SUBTROPICAL.
IT IS THE WARMEST LOCATION OF
THE WINTER OLYMPICS.
THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE NEVER
DROPS BELOW FREEZING.
IT IS SUBTROPICAL.
WHAT DO PEOPLE EXPECT?
IF WE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT
THIS IN TERMS OF GLOBAL
WARMING, LET'S LOOK AT THE LOW
LAR -- POLAR VOR TEES.
NEW YORK HAD THE OLD OLDEST
TEMPERATURE.
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT A FEW
OLYMPIANS IN A SUBTROPICAL
AREA WORRIED ABOUT GLOBAL
WARMING IS GOING TO PERSUADE
ANYBODY.
>> I AM IMPRESSED THAT YOU
CAME HIGHLY PREPARED, MIKEY.
>> I HAVE DONE MY RESEARCH.
DON'T ASK ME TO SPELL
RESEARCH.
>> I WON'T.
JOANNE, TINDER IS A HOOKUP
APPLICATION.
I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT IT IS
SHORT FOR.
IT IS HUGE IN THE OLYMPICS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THESE YOUNG
AND ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
ALL-AROUND EACH OTHER WITH
NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT THIS
WEIRD SPORT AND HAVE SEX.
ARE YOU SURPRISED BY THIS?
>> I AM NOT SURPRISED.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS REALLY
SURPRISED.
YOU HAVE FIT, GOOD LOOKING
ATHLETES WANTING TO GET
TOGETHER IN THEIR DOWNTIME.
LIKE YOU SAID, THERE IS
NOTHING ELSE FOR THEM TO DO.
I HAD FRIENDS WHO WORKED FOR
THE OLYMPICS AND I WON'T
DISCLOSE WHO BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT THEM TO LOSE THEIR JOB.
THEY SAID IT IS A BIG PARTY
FOR THESE OLYMPIANS WHEN THEY
ARE THERE.
>> IT WASN'T MITT ROMNEY, WAS
IT?
>> NO.
SOME OF THESE OLYMPIANS DON'T
EVEN CARE ABOUT MEDALING.
LIKE ME AT MISS USA.
I AM JUST SO HAPPY I GOT HERE,
AND THEY JUST WANT TO HAVE A
GOOD TIME.
>> I WANT TO COMMEND YOU.
IT ONLY TOOK YOU 45 SECONDS TO
ANNOUNCE YOU WERE MISS USA.
>> I AM JUST NERVOUS THAT
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FORGET.
>> IT IS A NICE HUMBLE BRAG.
>> IF I AM NOT BEAUTIFUL, I AM
HUMBLE.
>> A HUMBLE BRAG.
I LIKE THAT.
>> I JUST MADE THAT UP.
>> IT IS A TERM I JUST MADE
UP.
>> ANDY, DO YOU THINK SOME
ATHLETES ARE DOING BETTER THAN
OTHERS?
ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO HOOKUP
WITH THE CURLERS?
>> THE BIG TRADITION IN
CURLING IS AFTER THE MATCH
WHAT YOU DO IS DRINK.
IT IS TRADITION.
SO THEY ARE ALREADY DRUNK.
>> I HAD NO IDEA.
>> ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN THE
RUSSIAN WOMEN'S CURLING TEAM?
>> HE HAS BEEN GOING ON ABOUT
THESE RUSSIAN CURLERS.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> THE BRITISH TEAM ALSO HAD
HOT WOMEN AND THE NORWEGIAN
MEN'S TEAM WITH THE PANTS.
>> YOU COMPARED BRITISH WOMEN
TO RUSSIAN WOMEN.
>> I DON'T THINK I DID.
>> DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
AGAINST RUSSIAN WOMEN?
>> NO, I LOVE THEM ALL.
>> THE TINDER THING IS NOT A
SURPRISE, BUT I HOPE THE GAY
ATHLETES ARE NOT USING GRINDER
BECAUSE IT IS PROBABLY BEING
MONITORED BY THE FSB.
THEY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
AS FAR AS THE CLIMATE CHANGE
THING GOES I CARE AS MUCH
ABOUT WHAT ATHLETES THINK
ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AS ACTORS
CARE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE.
SHUT UP AND LUGE.
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
WRONG WITH THE OLYMPICS.
THEY ARE TOO FREQUENT.
THEY WENT ONCE EVERY FOUR
YEARS AND DIVIDED IT UP.
THERE ARE TOO MANY SPORTS AND
IT IS BASICALLY THE X GAMES
NOW.
>> TOO MUCH TELEVISION.
>> TOO MUCH TV.
THE COVERAGE IS EVERYWHERE.
HAVING THEM EVERY FOUR YEARS
WAS FINE WHEN IT WAS ANCIENT
ROME.
LET'S GO TO THE OLYMPICS.
NOW IT IS ALL OVER OUR TV'S.
I THINK WE ARE ALL SICK OF
IT.
>> SORRY, BUT I PERSONALLY
THINK THAT THE MORE PEOPLE ON
TV WEARING SPANDEX WITH GREAT
BODIES LOOKING FANTASTIC, THE
BETTER.
>> I DON'T WANT THEM IN
SPANDEX.
I DON'T WANT THEM WEARING
ANYTHING.
THAT'S THE WAY IT STARTED.
AT THE OLYMPICS THEY WERE ALL
NAKED.
>> THEY WILL GET AWAY WITH IT
IN SOCHI.
IT IS SO WARM.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> AN ATHLETE TRAINS FOR A
DECADE AND THAT IS ON PAR WITH
A BIEBER DUI.
IT IS THE SAME KIND OF NEWS.
YOU HAVE TO COMPETE WITH IT
AND THAT'S WHY NO ONE CARES.
>> FOR ME THE PROBLEM IS ONCE
YOU BECAME WHERE IT WASN'T ALL
AMATEURS IT KILLED THE WHOLE
THING.
EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE
MIRACLE ON ICE.
>> THE BEAUTY OF THAT WAS IT
WAS AMERICAN AMATEURS.
IT WAS THE SCRAPPY KIDS.
IF THE AMERICANS BEAT THE
RUSSIAN TEAM NOW, IT IS COOL,
BUT IT IS NOT THE SAME THING.
>> CAN WE GET BACK TO TALKING
ABOUT WHAT MICHAEL PHELPS HAD
FOR BREAKFAST AND THAT'S FUN.
13 EGGS?
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
>> I'M BOARD.
>>> DO GUYS HAVE EYES FOR
"SI"?
THEY UNVEILED THE 50th
COVER FOR THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE
AND IT IS AS SEXY AS IT IS
IRRELEVANT.
THE MODELS OR AS I LIKE TO
CALL THEM, SATURDAY, POSE
TOPLESS WITH THEIR BACKS AND
BUTTS POINTING AT THE CAMERA.
IT IS DISGUSTING.
THE NEW ISSUE IS THOUGHT TO BE
THE ONLY PLACE ANYWHERE MEN
CAN SEE PICTURES OF SEXY
WOMEN.
IT IS TRUE.
MATTEL IS JOINING IN ON THE
DPUN.
ON THE FUN.
THEY HAVE A BATHING SUIT-CLAD
BARBIE AS PART OF A CAMPAIGN
CALLED UNAPOLOGETIC.
FEMINISTS HAVE SAID THAT THE
DOLL GIVES GIRLS AN
UNREALISTIC BODY IMAGE.
AND BARBIE REPRESENTS THAT
WOMEN
>> WELL, I GUESS THAT'S FUN
SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA.
PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THAT.
AS SOMEBODY WHO HAS DONE
SWIMSUIT COMPETITIONS CAN YOU
RATE THIS MODELS AND PLEASE BE
HARSH?
>> THEY LOOK AMAZING ON THAT
COVER.
THEY ARE SO EXCITED FOR IT.
IT IS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
WINING A GRAMMY FOR A SWIMMER
TO BE ON THE COVER.
>> THEY WERE SURPRISED BY THE
PHOTOGRAPHER.
OH, WHO IS THAT OVER OUR
SHOULDER?
>> THAT WAS GREAT ACTING TOO.
THEY HAVE A LOT OF TALENT.
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL, BUT THEY
WERE STILL AIR BRUSHED I'M
SURE.
THEY NEED IT TO BE PERFECT TO
SELL MAGAZINES.
I APPLAUD THEM AND I APPLAUD
THE MAGAZINE, 50 YEARS.
ANYONE CAN GO ON-LINE.
SO THE FACT THEY ARE STILL
PUBLISHING ISSUES IS GREAT.
>> THE 50th ANNIVERSARY
THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD
50-YEAR-OLD MODELS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY WOULD
NEVER DO THAT.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU REALLY
THINK THAT.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO
SAY THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD 50
MODELS.
>> THOSE 50-YEAR-OLD MODELS
LOOK GREAT.
>> THEY ARE AMAZING.
>> TAKING CARE OF THEMSELVES.
>> THAT'S A LIE.
>> WHY?
>> COME ON.
IF YOU RESEARCH THE STORY IT
TALKS ABOUT THE WAY THE THREE
MODELS HAVE TO SHEAR THE FRONT
PAGE -- SHARE THE FRONT PAGE.
ONE OF THE REMARKS WAS WE
ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE EACH
OTHER.
SO THEY ARE SAYING HOW MUCH
THEY ENJOY IT.
SO I WAS THINKING IT IS LIKE
THE "RED EYE" GUEST PANEL
WHERE YOU REALLY WANT TO COME
ON BY YOURSELF AND HAVE THAT
FULL 45 MINUTES JUST WITH YOU
GUYS.
>> NONE OF US FEEL THAT WAY.
>> I'M CONTENT AND FINE WITH
THAT.
>> I COMMEND YOU TO BE THE
FIRST GUEST TO USE THE WORD
TROYKA.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE
BARBIE CAMPAIGN?
>> FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED TO
PUT HIM IN A BATHING SUIT IS
AWFUL AND IT IS UNAPOLOGETIC.
>> I DON'T REALLY GET THIS
ONE.
I GUESS IF YOU ARE GETTING HIT
FORGIVING GIRLS A BAD BODY
IMAGE AND YOUR SLOGAN IS
UNAPOLOGETIC, THEN A SWIMSUIT
ESH YOU IS A PERFECT PLACE TO
BE.
>> THE ANIMOSITY MAKES NO
SENSE.
IT HAS NO UH NECT -- AFFECT ON
YOUR ACTUAL LIFE.
BARBIE DOESN'T BEAT YOU UP AND
CALL YOUR NAME.
IT IS AN OBJECT.
>> TOM YOU HAD MENTAL PROBLEMS
AND YOU KILLED ALL OF THOSE
DRIFTERS IN THE 90s.
>> AND YOU KEPT CALLING THEM
BARBIES.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
IT IS THEY QIFL LEPT OF
PLAYING WITH GREEN --
EQUIVALENT OF PLAYING WITH
GREEN ARMY MEN.
I AM NOT THIS BIG.
TOM, CONTINUE.
>> HANG ON.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT
YOU.
YOU NOW IMPORT YOUNG LADS FROM
THAILAND AND FORCE THEM TO
PAINT THEIR BODIES GREEN AND
WORSHIP YOU.
I THINK PLAYING WITH THESE
ARMY MEN DID AFFECT YOU.
>> IF I IMPORTED ANYONE IT
WOULD NOT BE TIES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> THEY ALWAYS COMPLAIN THAT
BARBIE GIVES GIRLS BAD BODY
IMAGE.
YOU KNOW WHO GIVES THEM BAD
BODY IMAGE?
THE GIRLS THEMSELVES.
THERE ARE STICKS COMING OUT OF
THEM.
24R* IS A TORSO -- THERE IS A
TORSO, DRAW IT.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO
SAY YOU KNOW WHAT GIVES THEM A
BAD BODY IMAGE?
ME.
>> WHAT IS WORSE IS WHEN THEY
BRING THEM TO LIFE.
>> BARBIE LOOKS FINE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.
LOOK AT BARBIE.
TO ME THAT LOOKS LIKE A M
WOULD.
>> HANG ON.
CAN I BRING IN THE LOVELY
LADY?
DO YOU REALLY THINK BARBIE AND
HER THREE-INCH WAIST LOOKS
LIKE A WOMAN?
>> IT IS SHRINKINGEN DOWN.
>> IT IS A SCALE, NOT TO
SCALE.
>> IS THERE A BARBIE DOLL
HERE?
>> I THINK I AM THE CLOSEST
THING YOU HAVE.
>> I USED TO PLAY WITH BARBIE
DOLLS AS A LITTLE CHILD.
I KNOW THAT KIND OF THING.
I AM OVER IT NOW, AND THAT
THING IS NOT REMINISCENT OF
WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE.
>> DID YOU WHEN YOU FIRST WENT
OUT ON A DATE SAY OH MY GOD,
YOU ARE NOT LIKE THE TINY DOLL
I PLAYED WITH.
>> I WAS SO HAPPY TO BE ON A
DATE IT DIDN'T FIGURE.
>> I ONLY DATE SHORT WOMEN
BECAUSE OF THAT.
I WANTED IT AS CLOSE AS I CAN
GET.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T PLAY WITH BARBIE DOLLS
SINCE IENT ACCIDENTALLY FELL
ON -- SINCE I ACCIDENTALLY
FELL ON ONE AND FELL ON ONE.
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE A SINGLE
WORD.
BUT I DID FALL.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE ONE IN A
MILLION FALLS.
>> GREG, WHAT IS IT TONIGHT?
>> THEY HAVE A SHELF FOR
EVERYTHING I HAVE FALLEN ON.
WE CAN'T DO THE EXTRA STORY?
RULERS, SIMPLE TOOLS FOR
MEASURING THINGS OR SACRED
SYMBOLS OF DEVIL WORSHIPERS.
OUR 10-PART SERIES STARTS ON
MONDAY CHECK THAT OUT.
IS *** ADDICTION A MYTH?
ACCORDING TO *** HUB, YES.
I GO THERE FOR ALL OF MY MYTH
BUSTING FACTS.
>>> WILL A PLASTIC SPOON MAKE
HER SWOON?
IT IS DAY 34 OF -- ON
VALENTINE'S DAY, AKA, THE MOST
IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR, A
McDONALDS IN TAMPA BAY
OFFERED LOVE BIRDS AN
OPPORTUNITY TO, QUOTE, CREATE
YOUR OWN McMEMORIES.
THE LOCATION TURNED INTO A SIT
DOWN RESTAURANT WITH CANDLES,
TABLETOP FLOWERS AND COUNTER
EMPLOYEES OFFERING TABLE
SERVICE AND FREE REFILLS.
SPEAKING OF SEXY, THE FOX NEWS
POLL FOUND THAT THEY THOUGHT
IT WAS IMPORTANT TO PICK A
VALENTINE WHO SHARES YOUR
POLITICS.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A
>> THAT WAS CUTE.
I WAS HOPING THEY WERE GOING
TO DIE, BUT INSTEAD I'M GLAD
THEY LIVED.
THEY LOOKED SO ADORABLE.
>> I LIKED THE SOUNDTRACK
TALKING ABOUT BORIS YELTSIN.
WHERE DO WE FIND THESE VIDEOS
?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS ROMANCE REALLY IS DEAD
, MUCH LIKE THE WOMEN YOU
KILLED IN THE 90s.
>> LISTEN, VEAPPED IS A RID --
VALENTINE'S DAY IS A
RIDICULOUS HOLIDAY.
MY CHILDREN CELEBRATE.
THEY WENT TO SCHOOL AND GAVE
VALENTINE'S.
I GAVE MY DAUGHTER'S
VALENTINES AND WE HAVE A BOX
AT HOME.
OTHERWISE IT IS FOOLISHNESS.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH
FOOLISHNESS?
>> IT IS ANOTHER DAY TO PUT
PRESSURE ON COUPLES AND SINGLE
PEOPLE AND IT IS SILLINESS.
LISTEN, WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
MANDATING I LEAKED TO TAKE A
WOMAN OUT TO A RESTAURANT AND
GET A BOTTLE OF WINE.
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A TABLE!
>> THAT'S JO TO MAKE
RESERVATIONS.
>> I'M A WALK IN GUY.
>> YOU WALK IN WITH A CIGAR.
YOU THROW YOUR PORCH -- PONCHO
OVER.
IS THIS APPLEBY'S?
HOW LONG IS THE WAIT?
CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE
THINGS THAT BUZZES WHILE I
WAIT OUTSIDE?
OH WAIT.
THAT'S THE OUT BACK.
MIKEY, YOU ARE HERE AS WELL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE
McDONALDS?
IT IS NICE, FAST, CONVENIENT,
CHEAP.
THEY ARE HELPING PEOPLE OUT.
NO RESERVATIONS.
>> IF YOU DIDN'T GO TO
McDONALDS, GREG, YOU MAY BE
A BIT TALLER, THAT'S ALL I
WILL SAY.
>> WOW.
>> A BIT HARSH.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU ARE
SORRY, TALL PERSON.
>> THE ONLY McMEMORY I GET
IS IF I TOOK IT WITHIN 300
MILES IS A HEAD BUTT.
SO PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA.
>> IS THAT A FORM OF MEAT?
>> IN YOUR WORLD.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT A HEAD BUTT
IS.
>> A HEAD FAN KNEE?
BUT I WANT TO GET BACK TO THE
STUDY.
THIS STUDY TALKS ABOUT THE
POLITICS.
IT IS 1,006 PEOPLE.
1,006 PEOPLE WHICH IS
REPRESENTATIVE OF 330 MILLION
OF AMERICA.
MY MATHEMATICS SAY THAT IS
.00003% OF THE U.S.
POPULATION.
THAT'S HOW CREDIBLE IT IS.
>> THE STUDY IS MORE THAN
THAT.
>> THAT'S HOW THEY DO NIELSEN
RATINGS.
>> McDONALDS IS MILLIONS AND
BILLIONS SERVED.
I GUESS YOU CAN TAKE A FEW
MORE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG
WITH THIS STUDY?
DID YOU LOOK AT THE POLL
RESULTS?
THEY ASKED A SERIES OF
POLITICAL QUESTIONS BEFORE
THEY GOT TO THE ROMANCE
QUESTION.
AND THEN PEOPLE SAID YEAH,
YEAH, I WOULDN'T BE COOL WITH
SOMEONE WHO WAS -- IF THEY
ASKED A SEAR RICE OF ROMANCE
QUESTIONS -- A SERIES OF
ROMANCE QUESTIONS, DO YOU LIKE
WALKS ON THE BEACH?
YES.
WOULD YOU DATE SOMEBODY OF
ANOTHER POLITICAL -- OH YEAH
IF THEY WERE --
>> ARE YOU CREEPY WHEN YOU ARE
ROMANTIC.
>> IF ALL PEOPLE WERE THAT
CREEPY --
>> JOANNE, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THIS?
YOU STRIKE ME AS AN A
POLITICAL PERSON.
>> I'M A EVERYTHING.
I JUST LIKE TO BE DIFFERENT.
I THINK VEAPPED IS NICE AND --
VALENTINE'S DAY IS NICE AND IT
IS GREAT TO SPEND TIME WITH
SOMEONE YOU LOVE.
YOU DON'T GET OFF, GUYS FOR
ONE DAY.
YOU HAVE TO BRING IT ALL
YEAR-ROUND.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TONIGHT?
I AM GOING TO A PARTY WITH A
LOT OF SINGLE PEOPLE AT MY GAY
FRIEND'S APARTMENT.
I AM NOT FINDING ANYONE
THERE.
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE.
>> IT IS GREAT FOR THE
ECONOMY.
I SUPPORT OUR ECONOMY.
ANY EXCUSE TO EAT CHOCOLATE.
>> THAT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM.
>> VALENTINE'S DAY ON SOME
WEBSITES IS GERMAN.
ANDY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS YOUR
FAVORITE HOLE DAY.
IN -- HOLE DAY.
YOU ASKED FOR THE DAY OFF.
WHY DO YOU LIKE VALENTINE'S
DAY?
>> I THINK IT IS THE DUMBEST
THING IN THE WORLD, GREG OF I
DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR
INFORMATION.
I THINK SPENDING VALENTINE'S
DAY AT McDONALDS IS GIVING
THEM THE EXACT AMOUNT OF
RESPECT THEY DESERVE.
THAT'S WHERE SHOULD YOU GO IS
McDONALDS BECAUSE THAT'S ALL
IT IS WORTH.
>> ARE YOU CURRENTLY SINGLE?
>> I THINK McDONALDS IS
DOING A GREAT THING.
McDONALDS IS FOR A LOT OF
PEOPLE A FUN PLACE TO GO.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE YOUNG.
IF YOU ARE A TEENAGER.
>> I GET A HAPPY MEAL.
WHAT IS THIS PERSON DOING WITH
THE CHILD?
>> THESE NEW McDONALDS WITH
THE NICE FURNITURE AND THE
NICE LIGHTING, THEY ARE GOOD
NOW.
>> IT IS A CAFE.
>> THE FAST-FOOD INDUSTRY IS
ACTUALLY A $240 BILLION
INDUSTRY.
>> SOMEBODY WENT TO FACTS
.ORG.
>> THANKS, LOU.
>> I AM JUST ADDING A BIT OF
SUBSTANCE.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT.
>> YOU HAVE TO WATCH "RED EYE"
THERE IS MONTH SUBSTANCE.
IT IS A FILL IN THE BLANK
DOLLAR INDUSTRY.
EVERYBODY HAS THAT TALKING
POINT.
THEY HAVE A IT'S A BLANK,
BLANK, BLANK INDUSTRY.
>> NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SAY
ANYTHING ELSE.
>> NO.
>> WE HAVE TO MOVE ON.
COMING UP TOMORROW, UNLESS WE
GET HIT BY A METEOR AND THEN
IT IS NOT HAPPENING.
SHOULD FACEBOOK MAKE ROOM FOR
PEOPLE WHO ARE GENDER FLUID?
GENDER FLUID SOUNDS LIKE A
PRETTY GOOD BAND NAME OR SEXY
SPORTS DRINK.
>>> IS JOHN WAYNE ON THE
WAIN?
THEY THANKED THE FEMINISM AND
GAY RIGHTS ACTIVISM AND F NU
YU -- FUNYONS.
THEY SAY AMERICAN MEN MEASURED
THEMSELVES AGAINST THE STOIC
HERO WHO OFFERS WOMEN A
SHOULDER TO CRY ON.
THEY TAKE ON THE TRADITIONAL
FEMALE ROLES LIKE CARE TAKING
AND CLEANING.
ONCE I CALLED THEM TOO
STRESSFUL AND, QUOTE, THEY ARE
LOOKING FOR ALTERNATIVE MODELS
OF MASCULINE TEE.
WHO ISN'T?
TOM I GO TO YOU FIRST.
>> I HEARD THIS BEFORE AT THE
DEATH OF THE MASCULINE MAN.
YOU ARE STOIC BUT IN A DO --
DEMENTED, CREEPY, GOOFY WAY.
YOUR EMOTIONS ARE OFTEN NOT
MATCHED TO YOUR EXPRESSIONS
LIKE WHEN YOU A ANGRY YOU ARE
HAPPY.
IT IS VERY STRANGE.
ANYWAY, ANSWER WHATEVER
QUESTION.
>> IT IS FUNNY.
I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR
DESCRIPTION OF THE CLASSIC
AMERICAN MALE.
I THINK I AM MORE MASCULINE
THAN THOSE JOHN WAYNES.
THESE MEN WHO OFFER THEIR
SHOULDER?
I JUST SAY STOP CRYING,
WOMAN.
TAKE A HANDKERCHEIF.
>> AND FE DON'T STOP CRYING HE
CHOPS OFF THEIR ARM.
>> I FEEL LIKE I AM VERY
MASCULINE.
YOU ARE RIGHT.
YOU STRUCK UPON SOMETHING.
I AM A REAL MAN'S MAN.
THE WORLD STREETS ME LIKE I AM
NOT.
I HAVE A MANLY -- I HAVE A
JOHN WAYNE SONG PLAYING IN MY
HEAD.
I KNOW WHEN JOANNE LOOKS AT ME
SHE HEARS -- THAT'S SO TRUE.
THERE IS A WEIRD CONFLICT
BETWEEN YOUR INTERNAL FEELINGS
AND YOUR EXTER NATIONAL
EXPRESSION.
JOE APP, ARE YOU -- JOANNE ARE
YOU BOTHERED BY THE FACT THERE
ARE LESS MANLY MEN OUT THERE?
>> THE METRO SEXUALS ARE JUST
THE ONES I ALWAYS GO TO WHO
THEN NEVER WORK OUT MAYBE I
SHOULD GO TO THE MANLY MEN.
I THINK WOMEN WANT A MANLY MAN
WHEN IT COUNTS.
THAT'S WHEN SHE WANTS A MAN TO
FIGHT FOR HER.
IF YOU ARE AT A BAR, IF
SOMEBODY IS BEING A ***.
CAN I SAY THAT?
>> YOU DID.
YOU WANT A MAN WHO WILL FIGHT
OR WHO WILL FIGHT TO HELP YOU
PURSUE OR FULFILL YOUR DREAMS
IN THAT MANNER AND WILL
SUPPORT YOU WHEN YOU NEED TO
AND WILL PICK YOU UP IF YOU
BREAK YOUR LEG.
>> SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.
>> IT IS HIPOCRITICAL.
YOU MIGHT NOT GET THAT FROM A
BETA MALE.
BY THE WAY, A WOMAN EXPECTS
YOU TO FIGHT, THAT'S A
PROBLEM.
THEY DON'T LIKE YOU BEING THAT
WAY UNTIL THEY ARE IN A BAR
AND GET IN AN ARGUMENT WITH
ANOTHER GIRL.
YOU ARE SITTING IN A BAR AND
THERE IS A FIGHT GOING ON.
YOU HAVE TO STAND UP TO ME.
DON'T GET ME INVOLVED.
PEOPLE HAVE KNIVES NOW A DAYS.
>> I AM 6 FOOT 6 AND 230
POUNDS.
>> HOW TALL ARE YOU?
DO YOU WANT TO TELL US ONE
MORE TIME?
>> I AM TALLER THAN GREG.
>> SO IS 95% OF THE WORLD.
>> AND I AM HEAVIER THAN
GREG.
THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I
WANT TO DO -- YES, I COULD PUT
SOMEBODY ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE
I AM A BIG LAD, BUT NOW A DAYS
PEOPLE HAVE KNIVES AND
PISTOLS.
>> AND THEY WILL ATTACK ME
WITH THEM AND YOU NEED TO
PROTECT ME.
>> SO I WILL ENTER THE
DIPLOMACY AND THEN WALK AWAY.
>> I HAVE SEEN THAT HAPPEN
WITH YOU.
YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
>> I AM AN EXPERT.
>> YOU ARE THE TREND SETTER
AND THE MOVE AWAY FROM
MASCULINE TEE.
>> I HAVE A WATCH WITH A DIAL
AROUND IT THAT TURNS.
>> I DIDN'T I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO GET OFF CENTER.
>> THIS IS BOTH -- CAN'T THIS
BE A GOOD AND BAD THING?
>> YES.
>> OBVIOUSLY WE MAKE -- YOU
MAY LOSE THE STOIC GUY, BUT
YOU MAY LOSE THE RICHIE
INCOGNITO.
RICHIE INCOGNITO IS A HORRIBLE
PERSON.
THAT'S PART OF THE LARGE KIND
--
>> IS HE THAT HORRIBLE?
>> THE REPORT CAME OUT.
>> LOOK, WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
HOW MEN DIE MUCH YOUNGER THAN
WOMEN DO.
MAYBE WE WILL STOP DOING
THAT.
THE REASON I THINK THERE ARE
LESS STOIC MEN IT IS THE
OPPOSITE OF EXPRESSING
YOURSELF.
WE NOW LIVE -- WE CHAMPION
IDENTITY OVER ACHIEVEMENT.
IT IS WHO YOU ARE AS OPPOSED
TO WHAT YOU DO.
IF YOU NEED TO EXPRESS
YOURSELF STOICISM IS GONE.
YOU CAN'T BESTOW WICK.
>> AND THERE IS NOTHING TO
DO.
MENUSSED TO SAY I AM GOING TO
DO THAT.
BUT THEY DON'T NEED TO DO
ANYTHING.
>> WE HAVE TO MOVE WITH
SOCIETY.
ANYBODY SEE DALE HANSON'S
PIECE WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT
MICHAELSOMS AND CELEBRATING
DIFFERENCE?
IT IS HARD TO CELEBRATE
DIFFERENCE AND MOVE WITH THE
TIMES THAN TO STAY IN 1950 IN
YOUR PONCHO AND YOUR APPLEBY'S
RESTAURANT.
>> I LOVE A PONCHO AND AN A
APPLEBY'S.
>> DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU
TRY IT.
>>> THIS WEEK FACEBOOK OFFERED
A CUSTOMIZABLE OPTION.
PEOPLE PEOPLE CAN IDENTIFY
THEIR GENDER WITH HIM, HER OR
THEM.
OPTIONS ARE TRANSGENDER,
GENDER FLUID, INTERSECT,
NEITHER, TRANS PERSON, GENDER
VARIANT AND EXTRA CRISPY.
I WONDER IF FACEBOOK WANTS TO
ALLOW PEOPLE TO EXPRESS THEIR
GENUINE AUTHENTIC SELVES AND
THEY WANT TO EXPRESS THEIR
WHOLE SELVES.
>> THEY WANT TO EXPRESS THEIR
GENUINE AUTHENTIC SELVES.
>> HE IS READING MY MIND.
>> SO WHAT.
PEOPLE CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY
WANT.
IS 40 TOO MUCH?
>> IT MAY BE A LITTLE TOO
MUCH.
CAN YOU CLEARLY DEFINE
YOURSELF?
I GET OVERWHELMED WHEN I HAVE
OPTIONS.
>> I ALWAYS GET THE SAME
THING.
>> ESPECIALLY IF IT IS A
BUFFET.
>> THERE IS NO OPTION FOR YOU
WHICH IS SAD MAN WHO HATES
EVERYTHING.
>> YOU CAN PUT ME UNDERCIS
MAIL.
>> WHAT?
>> WHEN HE SAID SOMETHING HE
SAID YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES AND
I DIDN'T HEAR A SINGLE THING
YOU HEAD.
>> YOU HAVE A SMALL MINORITY
OF PEOPLE WHO BY LOGICALLY AND
PSYCHOLOGICALLY DON'T IDENTIFY
WITH MALE OR FEMALE.
WE CAN MAKE JOKES AND CALL
THEM CRAZY AND CALL THEM
RIDICULOUS AND SAY COOL, IT IS
YOUR LIFE.
WE WILL PAY THE COURTESEY OF
CALLING YOU WHATEVER YOU
WANT.
STATS SHOW 41 OF TRANSGENDER
PEOPLE ATTEMPT SUICIDE.
I AM GOING TAKE A GUESS THAT
PART OF IT IS THEY ARE NOT
ACCEPTED INTO SOCIETY.
IF I CAN DO SOMETHING THAT
TAKES NO EFFORT AND MAKE IT
LESS LIKELY THEY WILL DIE IT
IS AN EASY CHOICE.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU ON
EVERYTHING BUT ONE SHOULD NOT
CHOOSE AN OPTION SO LATER YOU
EXPRESS OUTRAGE IF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW IT.
A YOU LOT OF -- A LOT OF
PEOPLE SAY YOU DON'T KNOW THE
TERMS.
>> THIS IS ANOTHER GENIUS MOVE
BY FACEBOOK.
IT IS REFERRING TO PERSONAL
IDENTITY.
IT IS HAVING AN IDENTITY WHERE
PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO YOU AND
SEE YOU ON-LINE.
IT IS FEELING SLIGHTLY
IMPORTANT.
IT IS NOT KNOWING 50 TYPES OF
GENDER.
IT IS RELAYING WHAT YOU WANT
TO.
>> AND IF YOU ARE SINGLE AND
AVAILABLE IT PROBABLY HELPS
YOU FIND THE PEOPLE YOU ARE
INTERESTED RIGHT, TOM?
>> IT MAY SURPRISE YOU.
>> WHEN THEY HAVE THE DROP
DOWN MAIL IS AT THE TOP.
I DON'T WANT TO SCROLL DOWN
AND FIND IT.
>> THIS IS AFGHANISTAN AND
STOP PRETENDING WE ARE ANOTHER
COUNTRY.
ARE YOU AWARE IF YOU TYPE THE
FIRST NUMBER IT JUMPS TO
THAT?
YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO
THAT.
>> I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO --
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO
THE UNITED STATES INSTEAD OF
TYPING U.
>> I TYPE U, BUT I ALWAYS --
>> THIS IS SO FUNNY.
WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?
>> HOW MANY CARS ARE THEY
MOVING?
PUT USA AT THE TOP.
>> I THINK ANDRONINS SHOULD BE
AT THE TOP.
>> AMERICA.
>> EVERY TIME I DO A
TRANSACTION.
>> IN NEW YORK IT IS THE FIFTH
OR 6th N.
>> THESE ARE INCREDIBLY
SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
WE HAVE TO STAKE A BREAK.
I HAVE A NEW BOOK.
THIS IS THE FIRST COPY.
GO TO G GUTFELD.COM.
LOOK AT THE SHINY HEAD IN
SPACE.
COME, COME, COME INTO GREG'S
WORLD.
FLOATING AWAY LIKE A STUFFING
THAT FLOATS.
LOOK AT THIS, I WILL BE IN 31
CITIES IN 11 DAYS IN THIS
THING.
G GUTFELD.COM FOR THE ENTIRE
TOUR SCHEDULE AND TO SEE WHERE
I AM GOING TO BE.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> ARE YOU THE THERD GUEST WHO
HAD DONE THIS THIS WEEK.
>> IF I WAS ON MONDAY I WOULD
HAVE BEEN THE FIRST.
>>> IT IS *** ADDICTION REAL
OR FICTION?
THAT'S TONIGHT'S SUBJECT OF
--
>> "RED EYE" DEBATE, 2014 LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> WELCOME TO THE "RED EYE"
DEBATE CENTER COMING TO YOU
LIVE.
FOR TONIGHT'S "RED EYE"
DEBATE, IS *** ADDICTION
REAL?
NEW RESEARCH CLAIMS IT IS
NOT.
THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF
TRIPLE-X ARE OVER BLOWN.
WATCHING *** CAN LEAD TO A
BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE AND
IMPROVE *** ATTITUDE AND
LEAD TO *** DESIRES.
THEY SAY THE IDEA OF ***
ADDICTION IS BY THOSE LOOKING
TO MAKE MONEY OFF PSEUDO
TREATMENTS.
THAT'S A LOAD OFF MY -- MIND.
ANYWAY.
TOM, DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS
RESEARCH?
>> OF COURSE I DO.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T
ADDICTIVE?
ADDICTION.
IT IS A BUNCH OF NONSENSE.
STOP DOING LUG HEAD.
SHOP SHOVING THE CAKE IN YOUR
MOUTH AND SHOOTING THINGS IN
YOUR VEIN, YOU FOOL.
>> I'M GLAD I AM ALONG THEN@
PATH OF YOU.
IF YOU CAN THROW THE OBJECT
OUT IT IS A SICKNESS AND NOT A
DISEASE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
JOANNE, IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE
TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING?
>> WHILE IT MAY NOT BE AN
ADDICTION, BUT PEOPLE DEVELOP
A DEPENDENCE.
IF IT IS CREATING -- IT HAS TO
DO WITH BRAIN CHEMISTRY AND
HORMONES.
MEN DON'T HAVE THAT.
FOR THE WOMEN WHO WATCH *** I
GUESS IT AFFECTS.
BUT TO GET THOSE REALLY GOOD
FEELINGS AND -- OKAY.
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
OF THE IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE
THOSE FEELINGS DO YOU HAVE TO
CONTINUOUSLY WATCH *** IS MY
QUESTION.
>> IT IS AN ADDICTION TO
NOVELTY.
IF YOU SEE NEW IMAGES YOU GET
BOARD, RIGHT?
>> SO YOU SAY MY ***
THERAPISTS HAVE BEEN TAKING ME
FOR A RIDE THE LAST 15 YEARS?
I AM NOT ACCEPTING IT.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS AN UH
LICKS?
AN ADDICTION?
>> I THINK I HAVE BEEN
ROBBED.
>> EVERYONE THINKS THE ***
INDUSTRY IS A $10 BILLION
INDUSTRY.
IT IS A $1 BILLION INDUSTRY
AND THERE WAS A STUDY THAT
WENT OUT AND THEY SAID
*** IS AN INDUSTRY
WHERE THEY EXSWRAT RAGE THE
SIZE OF EVERYTHING.
-- EXAGGERATE THE SYCES --
SIZE OF EVERYTHING.
>> IT IS FAUCETS OF ***.
>> I LOVE WHEN IT GETS IN MY
EYE.
>> IT DOES GET IN YOUR EYE.
POUR KNOWING GRAW FEE GETS IN
YOUR EYE.
>> WE TALKED ABOUT THIS MANY
TIMES.
YOU HAD TO LOOK FOR YOUR
***.
>> WHEN I WAS KID YOU FND A
DEAD TREECH AND REACHED INSIDE
AND THERE WAS A PLAYBOY IN
THERE GUARANTEED.
>> WE HAVE TO MAKE A SUPER CUT
OF EVERY TIME THAT HAS BEEN
SAID ON THE SHOW.
>> BUT IT IS TRUE.
WHEN SOMETHING IS EASY IT IS
MORE ACCESSIBLE -- IF THEY HAD
BIG MACS FLYING THROUGH THE
TUBES I I WOULD HAVE 20 A
DAY.
THE PEOPLE WHO REPORTED THE
*** ADDICTION WERE MORE
LIKELY TO BE MALE AND HAVE A
NONHETEROSEXUAL ORIENTATION.
SO BASICALLY YOU HAVE GAY MEN
WHO BECAUSE OF RELIGION FEEL
GUILTY ABOUT BEING GAY AND
WATCHING *** AND THEN GOING
AND SAYING I HAVE A ***
ADDICTION BECAUSE IT MAKES
THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEIR
GUILT.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK
AGAIN.
WE TAKE A STORY AND
SUPERFICIALLY TAKE IT APART
WITH NO CONCLUSION IN SIGHT.
COMING UP, ALEC BALDWIN IS NOW
ON "LAW AND ORDER."
>>> YOU CAN SEE JOANNE ON FOX
AND FRIENDS AT 8:00 A.M.
EASTERN TIME.
A NEW "RED EYE" RETURNS ON
MONDAY AT 3:00 A.M. EASTERN
MIDNIGHT PACIFIC WITH JOHN
BOLDIN.
THAT WAS HARD TO SAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
>> LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
>> EVERY LONELY WOMAN'S
COMPANION, "LAW AND ORDER SVU"
IS GETTING SEXIER.
ALEC BALDWIN IS MAKING AN
APPEARANCE.
HIS FIRST ACTING GIG SINCE
MSNBC GAVE HIM THE BOOT.
WHILE THE DETAILS ARE BEING
KEPT SECRET, THE JOB IS SURE
TO RECEIVE BETTER RATINGS THAN
HIS LAST ONE.
OVER THE YEARS -- WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
THIS LONG-RUNNING FRANCHISE
HELPED ACTORS BUILD A RESUME
AND GAVE CELEBRITIES A CHANCE
FOR A COME BACK.
JOANNE, YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH
THIS SHOW.
WHY DO WOMEN LOVE IT SO MUCH?
>> IT IS EMPOWERING.
SHE DOES A GREAT JOB.
PUTTING PEOPLE IN JAIL.
>> WITH A PAST.
>> WE ALL HAVE ONE.
>> I REALLY HOPE THAT ALEC
BALDWIN IS GOING TO BE LIKE A
DEAD BODY.
>> IN THE FRONT, YEAH.
>> THOSE ARE ACTORS.
THEY ARE NOT ACTUAL DEAD
BODIES.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ROLE HE
HAS.
>> SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> ALEC BALDWIN, IS THIS A
GOOD MOVE FOR HIM?
>>
>> HE SHOULD HAVE COME ON "RED
EYE."
>> WE HAD HIS BROTHER.
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
>> ALEC SHOULD HAVE COME ON
THE SHOW.
>> STEVEN.
>> HE WOULD HAVE -- SHUS SH.
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ELEVATED
AND ON "LAW AND ORDER SVU."
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS STILL
GO OSMGHT TOM, WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF THIS?
NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AS
AN ACTOR DON'T YOU BECOME A
BAD ONE ON SVU?
>> I FEEL BAD I DIDN'T CUE IT
UP IN THE 90s.
I WAS A PETTY THIEF.
THEY FIND -- IN THE FIRST ACT
THEY FIND A THIEF WHO DIDN'T
DO IT.
>> RUT INITIAL SUSPECT.
>> -- YOU ARE THE INITIAL
SUSPECT?
>> YES.
>> AND THEN IT GOES INTO THE
DISCUSSION OF ME THINKING I AM
A MANLY MAN.
WHEN I WATCH THE SHOW THEY CUT
TO THE COPS TALKING ABOUT ME
AND THEY SAID HOW ABOUT LITTLE
LORD FONDLER BACK THERE.
I THOUGHT I WAS A BAD DUDE.
>> YOU WILL ALWAYS BE CAST AS
THAT PERSON.
>> IN 2001 I PLAYED A
PHARMACIST NAMED BRAD
PRITCHET.
AND I GAVE THE WRONG DOSAGE TO
SOMEBODY AND KEPT THE GOOD
STUFF FOR MYSELF.
BUT I -- AGAIN, IT TURN I HAD
OUT TO BE ME.
IT TURNED OUT TO BE ME.
>> I BELIEVED HIM.
>> ARE YOU A GREAT ACTOR.
>> HE DID IT IN REAL LIFE,
THAT'S WHY.
YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT IN REAL
LIFE.
>> NO IT WAS ON TV.
>> WE HAVE TO WRAP IT UP.
JOANNE, ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
TOMORROW OR THIS MORNING FOX
AND FRIENDS.
MY KEY K, WOPPED, ANDY LEVY,
TOM SHILLUE.