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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE TOMORROW NEVER DIES
IF BY TOMORROW YOU MEAN THE F
NU GUS LIKE THE STATE OF
MICHIGAN ON MY BIG LEFT TOE.
I WILL LET IT BE.
DUE TO ANDY LEVY'S TRAGIC
DEATH IN A GERMAN SEX FILM,
THERE IS NO PRE GAME REPORT.
SO WE WILL JUST WELCOME OUR
GUESTS.
WHOA, SHE IS SO HOT THAT HER
FACE DOUBLES AS A GRIDDLE.
I AM HERE WITH AUTHOR,
COLUMNIST AND FOX NEWS
CONTRIBUTOR, JEDEDIAH, YOU
SHOULD SEE THE BACK OF THAT
DRESS, BILA.
FILLING IN FOR ANDY LEVY IS
THE CHIN CHILL LAW PARMER --
m-eodOmt"┃jR&> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
WEIRD MAN.
>> THEY SAID HOORAY TO GTA IN
A BIG WAY.
BUT IS THAT OKAY?
ON TUESDAY, GRANT THEFT AUTO V
SET SALES RECORDS FOR A VIDEO
GAME WITH $800 MILLION
WORLDWIDE.
THAT'S MORE THAN ANY HOLLYWOOD
FILM HAS EARNED SO FAR THIS
YEAR WITH THE EXCEPTION OF
IRONMAN 3 AND HOUSE PARTY 36.
THE GAME LETS PLAYERS PLAN AND
EXECUTE A HEIST AND DABBLE IN
ACTIVITIES LIKE ARMS
TRAFFICKING.
CRITICS SAY IT IS TOO VIOLENT
AND POINT TO A SCENE WHERE ONE
CHARACTER HAS HIS TEETH PULLED
OUT AND IS THEN ELECTROCUTED.
HERE IS ANOTHER TYPICAL SCENE
FROM GTA5.
>> I DON'T GET WHAT THE FUSS
IS ABOUT.
CHRIS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
YOU LOOK GREAT, AS ALWAYS.
I WISH I KNEW HOW YOU KEPT SO
YOUNG.
BUT MAYBE I DON'T BECAUSE THEN
IT MIGHT BE DISGUSTING.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR
HOLLYWOOD?
$800 MILLION IN ONE DAY.
IT TAKES LIKE A WHOLE WEEKEND
OF MOVIES TO MAKE LIKE HALF OF
THAT.
ALL OF THAT WORK THEY DID PHON
LONE RANGER DIDN'T PAYOFF.
WHAT DOES THIS SAY TO
HOLLYWOOD?
>> NOW YOU HAVE ACTORS AND
ACTRESSES WHO ARE PLAYING THE
ROLE IN VIDEO GAMES, AND THEY
ARE ACTUALLY DASH DOSH KNOW,
THEY ARE SUCH CHARACTER
DEVELOPMENT THAT THESE ARE
ROLES.
THE ACTORS ARE JUMPING IN AND
TRYING TO MAKE MONEY ON IT.
>> AND I HOPE THE CHARACTERS
DON'T NEED THE ACTORS
ANYMORE.
IF THE CHARACTERS FROM VIDEO
GAMES END UP IMIGRATING
ILLEGALLY PERHAPS INTO MOVIES,
SO YOU NO LONGER NEED ACTORS
AND ACTRESSES, BECAUSE THEY
WILL JUST BE BETTER.
JEDEDIAH, A MOVIE LASTS FOR
TWO HOURS.
YOU GET 40 HOURS OF THIS
GAME.
I KNOW YOU LOVE TO PLAY.
>> I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THE
GAME.
SO THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME
TO PROVIDE MY EXPERTISE.
I HAVE DATED MANY A NERD AND I
HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THIS IS A
FUN GAME.
IT IS INTERACT TIFF, THAT IT
IS EXCITING.
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
THE VIOLENCE BECAUSE THIS IS
FOR ADULTS.
IT IS NOT FOR KIDS.
IT IS NOT MARKET CKED TO
KIDS -- MARKETED TO KIDS.
I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE BAN
VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES OR
MOVIES.
THAT'S WHY PARENTS EXIST FOR
KIDS, AND THAT'S WHY NORMAL
PEOPLE SHOULD BEHAVE
NORMALLY.
>> I THINK IT SHOULD BE FOR
KIDS.
IT SHOULD BE FOR AS YOUNG AS
SIX MONTHS.
AS EARLY AS SIX MONTHS.
>> IN THE WOMB.
>> I AM KIDDING, AMERICA.
I THINK IT IS DISGUSTING.
ANDY, YOU PLAY THESE VIDEO
GAMES OFTEN AGAINST YOUR
CATS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTERWARDS?
DO YOU FEEL SAD AND COATING?
LOATHING?
FULL OF SELF-HATRED?
>> I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT THE CHARACTERS
IMMIGRATING TO MOVIES IS
ABOUT.
>> I AM SAYING THESE GAMES ARE
SO GOOD IS YOU CAN'T RECREATE
ANYTHING THAT GOOD IN A
MOVIE.
>> THAT'S ABSURD TEE.
>> THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD.
>> THAT'S SOMETHING A RHINO
WOULD SAY.
THE GAMES I PLAY -- LIKE VIDEO
GAMES, BUT I LIKE THE GAMES
THAT INVOLVE PICKING OUT
COSTUMES FOR MY CHARACTERS.
I AM A GAMER.
I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES.
I AM NOT A GTA FAN BECAUSE IT
IS OPEN WORLD AS THEY SAY AND
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
I DON'T WANT CHOICES.
I WANT A LYNN YIR GAME -- A
LINEAR GAME THAT TELLS ME
WHERE TO GO.
I DON'T WANT TO THINK WHEN
PLAYING THE TBAIM.
DEVELOPMENT IS ABOUT $250
MILLION.
IT HAS ALREADY MADE AN
UNBELIEVABLE PROFIT THE FIRST
DAY.
I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO
WITH THAT.
I JUST WANT TO GET THAT IN.
>> THIS IS NOT FBN.
>> I WOULD BUY ROCK STAR GAME
STOCK.
>> IS THAT YOUR PICK?
>> THAT'S MY PICK.
>> WE HAVE 17 MORE GUESTS TO
GET TO.
BILL, YOU OFTEN POKE FUN AT
THE VIDEO GAME CROWD, BUT IT
IS $60 PER GAME AND THAT IS
ONLY EIGHT OR NINE BEERS AT
THE BAR WHICH YOU DRINK IN AN
HOUR, SO WHO IS THE REAL LOSER
HERE?
YOUR ANSWER IS LIMITED TO YES,
IT IS ME AND YES, YES IT IS
ME.
>> WHAT IF I SAY ONE OF THOSE
THINGS IN ESPERANTO?
>> AS LONG AS IT IS YES, YES,
I AM THE LOSER.
VERY GOOD.
>> I CASHED OUT AFTER
SUPERMARIO BROTHERS.
I WAS NEVER INTO VIDEO GAMES.
I LIKE TO BE OUTSIDE WHERE I
CAN DRINK MY 19 BEERS.
I HAVE A FRIEND THOUGH THAT
GOT THE GAME IMMEDIATELY.
HE IS PART OF THE CULT.
LAST NIGHT HE WAS SENDING ME
RANDOM TEXTS OF WHAT HE WAS
DOING IN THE GAME.
AND I THINK IT WILL GIVE YOU
INSIGHT OF WHAT GOES ON IN
GRAND THEFT AUTO.
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
JUST KILLED THE CEO AND THE
GRAND UNVEILING OF A NEW
TABLET. HIS STOCK IS
PLUMMETING.
NOWS I'M GONNA DO SOME DAY
TRADING AND MAYBE KILL A
PEDESTRIAN ON THE WAY.
JUST BOUGHT A NEW OUTFIT
EXCLAMATION POINT, [BLEEP].
THERE IS A COMMERCIAL FOR
MEDICAL ***.
HA, HA, HA, HA.
AND HE GOES ON WITH HA, HA,
HA.
THIS IS 5:00 IN THE MORNING.
HE HAS NOT SLEPT FOR 48 HOURS
AND HE HAS A DAUGHTER.
>> SO DID HEMMER EVER GO TO
BED?
>> HE DID, BUT THE GAME WENT
ON WITHOUT HIM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT GTA
IS.
IT IS LUCID DREAMING.
LUCID DREAMING IS WHEN YOU ARE
DREAMING AND YOU REALIZE YOU
ARE IN A DREAM.
YOU GO OH MY GOD, I CAN DO
ANYTHING I WANT AND GET AWAY
WITH IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO
MORALITY INVOLVED IN A DREAM.
YOU CAN KILL SOMEBODY, YOU
KNOW, OR DO WHATEVER ELSE YOU
MIGHT DO IN A DREAM, CHRIS,
WHICH WE WON'T GET INTO HERE
BECAUSE IT IS A FAMILY SHOW.
THE FACT IS THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS.
IT IS LUCID DREAMING.
>> IT IS COMPLETE ANARCHY.
YOU HAVE THE CHOICE OF RADIO
STATIONS IN THE CAR WITH
ACTUAL KENNY LOGGINS AT ONE OF
THE DJ'S.
THERE ARE ACTUAL KENNY LOG
BEGINS -- LOGGINS SONG.
HEAVEN.
BUT YOU CAN MOW DOWN ANYONE
YOU WANT.
IT IS ANARCHY.
>> IT IS LIKE CREATING A LIFE
YOU WISH YOU HAD, BUT DON'T IN
A WAY.
>> YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE,
JEDEDIAH?
>> NO, BUT YOU GET TO STEP IN
ANOTHER WORLD AND LIVE IN
ANOTHER REALITY.
IT IS LIKE INSTEAD OF WATCHING
A MOVIE YOU ARE LIVING A
MOVIE.
>> I SAID THIS BEFORE ON "THE
FIVE" I DON'T DO THAT WITH
GRAND THEFT AUTO BECAUSE IT IS
LIKE STEPPING INTO MY NORMAL
LIFE.
YOU DON'T PLAY ME AND 25 CATS,
THE GAME ANYMORE.
>> DON'T GET IT.
>> WELL, YOU SHOULD.
DID YOU KNOW THAT SURVEYS
FOUND THAT VIDEO GAMES, WHAT
THEY REPLACE SOME SOMEBODY'S
LIFE, THE THING IT REPLACES
THE MOST ARE BOARD GAMES.
>> WHO IS PLAYING 40 HOURS OF
BOARD GAMES?
>> LONELY PEOPLE WHO PLAY
BOARD GAMES.
BUT TV -- IT GOES BOARD GAMES
AND THEN TV AND THEN I DON'T
KNOW SPORTS OR SOMETHING.
>> I DON'T BUY THAT.
>> PEOPLE ARE STAYING UP ALL
NIGHT PLAYING BOARD GAMES?
>> DID YOU EVER PLAY A GOOD
YATZEE?
>> NO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT GRAND THEFT
AUTO HASN'T REPLACED?
***.
I AM TOLD THAT INDEED THEY GO
HAND A IN HAND.
>> THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
WERE UP AT 5:00 A.M. GETTING
THE TEXT FROM YOUR FRIEND.
>> I WAS WOKEN UP WHEN I WAS
DREAMING ABOUT THE CHARITY
WORK I DID IN REAL WORLD.
MY DREAM IS BILL SCHULZ DOING
GOOD THINGS.
>> SHUT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
WITH GAMES IN GUNS ARE THUGS
NOW INSPIRED?
AND A MONTH AFTER THE FEDERAL
JUDGE SAID IT VIOLATED THE
RIGHTS OF MINORITIES,
SHOOTINGS IN NEW YORK CITY
WENT UP 5,000 PERCENT.
ACTUALLY 13%.
AS GUN SEIZURES DROPPED 17%.
IS THIS A COINCIDENCE?
ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK POST
WHICH IS OWNED BY BATH AND
BODY WORKS THERE WERE 140
SHOOTINGS IN THOSE WEEKS
COMPARED TO THE PREVIOUS
PERIOD LAST YEAR OF 128.
SAID A SOURCE, QUOTE,
SHOOTINGS ARE GOING THROUGH
THE ROOF BECAUSE PERPS ARE NOT
AFRAID TO CARRY A GUN.
A PERP I BELIEVE IS A TINY
BIRD.
IT IS ADORABLE THAT THEY ARE
CARRYING GUNS.
ANOTHER SOURCE SAID COPS ARE
NO LONGER BEING PRO ACTIVE
WITH STOP AND FRISK BECAUSE
THEY FEAR BEING SUED.
YOU KNOW WHO IS SOMETIMES TOO
PRO AGO A TIFF?
PRO ACTIVE?
LOOK AT HIM RUN AWAY.
SUCH A RHINO.
>> AND HE HAS A CAMERA
INSTALLED IN HIS BATHROOM.
>> PILL IT ON.
>> HE IS THE CHUCK BERRY OF
CAT VIDEOS.
>> THAT WASN'T WATER.
>> YOU MAY AS WELL GOOGLE
CHUCK BERRY IN VIDEOS.
>> DO NOT DO THAT! DON'T DO
IT!
>> CHRIS, ARE YOU A NEW YORKER.
YOU ARE A NEW YORKER.
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T LIKE THE
IDEA OF STOP AND FRISK, YOU
LIKE THE IDEA OF STOP AND
FRISK BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE
SAFER, RIGHT?
>> EVERY NEW YORKER HAS THAT
STRUGGLE.
IF YOU DON'T YOU HAVEN'T
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
THE THING IS I HAVE NOT
EXPERIENCED GUN VIOLENCE AND I
HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED BEING
PROFILED IN THAT WAY.
FOR ME TO MAKE AN EDUCATED --
I CAN'T MAKE AN EDUCATED
COMMENT ABOUT IT REALLY.
>> I THINK YOU CAN.
I MAKE EDUCATED COMMENTS ABOUT
STUFF I HAVE NOTHING TO DO
WITH EVERY DAY.
>> YOU MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT
STUFF.
>> I MAKE NONSENSE CAL
COMMENTS ABOUT THINGS I KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT.
THIS I KNOW BECAUSE I LIVE
HERE, JEDEDIAH.
IS IT TOO SOON TO DRAW
CONCLUSIONS OR NOT SOON
ENOUGH?
>> YOU WON'T WANT COPS BEING
AFRAID TO DO THEIR JOBS.
I DON'T WANT POLICE SITTING ON
THE SIDELINES AND WAITING FOR
SOMETHING TO HAPPEN AND THEN
VIOLENCE HAPPENS AND IT ENSUES
AND YOU SAY WHY?
COPS WERE AFRAID TO DO
ANYTHING BEFOREHAND AS THEY
WERE AFRAID THEY WOULD GET
SUED.
IT IS A HUGE PROBLEM.
IT IS PARTIALLY A POLITICALLY
CORRECT PROBLEM AND PARTIALLY
PEOPLE BEING AFRAID OF
INFRINGING ON SOMEBODY'S
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, BUT NOW
IT IS A FEAR THAT COPS HAVE
THAT IF WE SORT OF STEP
OUTSIDE THIS LITTLE BOX WE
HAVE BEEN PLACED IN, WE CAN BE
STIGMA TIESED AND IT WILL LEAD
TO A MORE VIOLENT SOCIETY.
>> ANDY, A PANEL OF LAW
PROFESSORS HAS BEEN SELECTED
TO MONITOR STOP AND FRISK
WHICH YOU SAY IS A GREAT
IDEA.
I WAS SURPRISED BY THAT.
>> I THINK IT IS ABSOLUTELY A
GREAT IDEA.
FIRST, STOP AND FRISK HAS NOT
BEEN RETIRED.
THE JUDGE DIDN'T SAY YOU HAVE
TO STOP USING STOP AND FRISK.
SHE SAID IT HAS TO BE
CONDUCTED IN A MANNER
CONSISTENT WITH THE
CONSTITUTION WHICH IS GREAT
NEWS FOR CONSERVATIVES BECAUSE
CONSERVATIVES LOVE THE
CONSTITUTION.
>> WHERE IS YOUR COPY, ANDY?
>> I DON'T NEED A COPY.
MY COPY IS IN HERE, LADY.
NONE OF THE CHANGES TO THE
STOP AND FRISK PROGRAM THAT
THE JUDGE MENTIONED HAVE GONE
INTO AFFECT.
BUT IT HAS LEAD TO AN INCREASE
IN CRIME BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T
TAKEN EFFECT.
>> THE COPS ARE DIALING BACK
BECAUSE OF THE FEAR.
THE CRIMINALS ARE BECOMING, I
GUESS, MORE FEARLESS KNOWING
THAT NO ONE WILL STOP THEM.
>> I WILL CONCEDE THAT
ARGUMENT.
>> THEN I WON! CAN WE GO TO A
BREAK?
WE CAN'T?
>> LET'S GET TO WHAT IS BEING
SAID.
IF YOU STOP A POLICE FORCE
FROM EXCEEDING ITS AUTHORITY
AND ACTING UNCONSTITUTIONALLY
CRIME MAY GO UP.
THAT'S TRUE.
IF YOU GAVE THEM A LOT OF
POWER WE COULD GET THE CRIME
LATE LOWER.
DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
>> WELL THEN YOU ARE CRAZY.
>> POLICE CONDUCT RANDOM
SEARCHES OF PEOPLE'S HOUSES
THE CRIME RATE WILL GO DOWN.
>> BUT THERE ARE POLICE
OFFICERS THAT WILL NEVER
EXCEED THEIR AUTHORITY AND
THEY WILL STEP BACK BECAUSE IT
WILL BE STILL MA TIESED.
>> EVENTUALLY IT WILL WORK
ITSELF OUT.
WE WILL HAVE LAW PROFESSORS
TELLING THEM WHAT THEY CAN DO
WHICH IS GREAT.
>> COPS ARE NOT DOING STOP AND
FRISK.
HOW MANY PEOPLE GOT SHOT AND
WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOODS
NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE STOP AND
FRISK FIRST HAPPENED WHERE
MINORITIES GOT SHOT.
>> 17.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
BILL, YOU ACTUALLY PROPOSED A
STOP AND TERRORIST -- A STOP
AND TRIST PROGRAM WHERE PEOPLE
WOULD STOP AND MAKE OUT WITH
YOU.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN PERMISSION
ABOUT THIS IDEA?
>> HE SAID THE BULL'S EYE I
WAS WEARING WAS A BIT MUCH.
EVERYONE IS A CRITIC, GREG.
TO ANDY'S POINT, WE CAN DO
EVEN MORE THINGS THAT WOULD
MAKE US SAFER.
WE CAN GO TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
AND ARREST EVERYONE THERE.
THERE WILL BE INNOCENT PEOPLE
IN JAIL, BUT THE PROBLEM IS IT
IS NOT CONSTITUTIONAL.
A TERRIBLE JUDGE HAS RULED
THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
>> A TERRIBLE JUDGE!
>> BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN
PEOPLE THAT CHERRY PICK THE
CONSTITUTION LIKE THE BIBLE.
THEY WILL CHERRY PICK THE
BIBLE --
>> I DON'T CHERRY PICK
ANYTHING.
>> YOU DON'T LIKE THE FOURTH
AMENDMENT, BUT YOU LOVE THE
SECOND.
>> YOU DO PICK CHERRIES OUT OF
YOUR TEETH AND OTHER AREAS I
WON'T GET INTO.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU
DINGELL CHERRY.
IT IS NOT A WORD.
DON'T DRAW A CONTEXT.
LET ME FINISH!
>> YOU ARE FINISHED.
YOU ARE FINISHED ON THE
DINGELL BERRY LINE.
>> I SAID DINGELL CHERRY!
>> ACTUALLY A CHERRY IS RED
AND SO IT IS A RED LINE.
OBAMACARE BEWARE, TWO NEW ADS
ARE ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO OPT
OUT OF THE INSURANCE EXCHANGES
STARTING OCTOBER 1st, THE
SPOTS PRODUCED BY GENERATION
OPPORTUNITY OR GEN H OF OP AND
QUITE INTRIGUING.
>> I SEE YOU ARE IN NEED OF
OBAMACARE AS WELL.
>> I SAW THE ADS AND THOUGHT
WHY NOT?
>> TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.
>> SEE, THE FIRST ONE REMINDED
ME OF A SPECIFIC WEEKEND I
SPENT WITH THE BURGER KING
GUY.
IT WAS AMAZING.
HE HAS A HUGE HEAD.
THE SECOND ONE, A BIT CREEPY,
JEDEDIAH.
GEN-OP IS PARTIALLY FUNDED BY
THE KOCH BROTHERS.
THEY HAVE TO BE EVIL.
>> IT IS A MARKETING FAIL.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW
WHATNOT TO DO IN AN AD LOOK AT
THESE.
I THINK THEY WERE TRYING TO
CATER TO THE YOUTH AND TRYING
TO GET US TO LAUGH, I GUESS,
AND MAKE YOUNG PEOPLE PAY
ATTENTION.
INSTEAD WE ARE LEFT
UNCOMFORTABLE.
AND WHAT IS BAD IS THEY SAY
THEY WANTED TO FOCUS ON THE
COST THAT YOUNG PEOPLE WILL
HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
THERE IS NO MENTION OF THAT.
IT IS AN ODD, CREEPY SORT OF
CHUCKY MEETS SOME SORT OF
OTHER --
>> I WASN'T CREEPED OUT AT
ALL.
THE FIRST ONE TITILATED ME.
THE SECOND ONE, NOT INTERESTED
AT ALL IN THAT.
THEY SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED --
WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO GET
AT WAS THAT OBAMACARE MAY
REQUIRE DOCTORS TO ASK
SPECIFIC QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR
SEX LIFE.
THAT WAS THE STORY THAT CAME
OUT A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND
THEN IT FLEW AWAY.
YOU DON'T GET THAT FROM THIS,
DO YOU?
>> THERE IS A MOMENT -- IF YOU
NEVER HAD A SEX NIGHTMARE
BEFORE YOU WILL HAVE IT.
>> ARE THERE PEOPLE WHO NEVER
HAD SEX NIGHTMARES ?
>> A SEX NIGHTMARE IS WHEN YOU
ARE HAVING SEX WITH SOMETHING
OR SOMEBODY AND THEN IT
CHANGES INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
ALL OF A SUDDEN IT IS LIKE THE
HEAD OF YOUR CHEMISTRY
TEACHER.
>> I HAVE NEVER HAD ONE OF
THOSE.
>> AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH OF
THOSE ADS THERE IS A MOMENT
WHERE LIKE THE NURSE OR THE
DOCTOR FINDS OUT THE KID
SIGNED UP FOR OBAMACARE AND
GAVE A SLIGHTLY JUDGEY LOOK.
AND THEN THEY DON'T GET TO
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
THAT'S WHERE YOU NEED TO
INSERT THE LANGUAGE AND THEN
HAVE THE SEX NIGHTMARE.
>> I DON'T THINK IT IS AS
CREEPY AS PEOPLE SAY.
I JUST THINK THEY DIDN'T
ARTICULATE THE MESSAGE.
BY THE WAY, ANDY, THEY DIDN'T
ARTICULATE THE MESSAGE BECAUSE
LET'S FACE IT, THEY ARE NEW AT
THIS.
IT IS NOT LIKE THE LEFT WHO
HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 30
YEARS.
>> FIRST OF ALL, I THINK THEY
DID ARTICULATE THE MESSAGE.
THE AD WITH THE GIRL IS A
LITTLE RAPEY.
HER LEGS ARE SHAKING AND YOU
CAN HEAR HER SCREAMING.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD.
>> IF THEIR MESSAGE WAS THE
GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T BE IN
CHARGE OF YOUR BODY, THEN I
THINK THAT IS THE MESSAGE YOU
GET FROM THAT AS CREEPILY AS
IT IS PORTRAYED.
I THINK THEY GOT THAT MESSAGE
ACROSS.
ESPECIALLY THE GIRL ONE, BUT
THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
THAT.
>> THE GIRL ONE -- YOU KNOW
WHAT, IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
THAT KIND OF AN EXAM.
THEY COULD HAVE COME UP WITH A
DIFFERENT EXAM.
I AM NOT A DOCTOR.
ANYWAY, BILL, THE INSURANCE
EXCHANGE STARTS ON OCTOBER
1st.
THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE YOU
WON'T EVEN BE ALIVE BY THEN,
BUT YOU DO HAVE THOUGHTS ON
THIS.
>> MY GLASS IS HALF FULL.
I THINK I WILL BE.
THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE.
YOU KNOW HOW MONEY CAN'T BUY
TASTE?
IT CAN'T BUY PRODUCTION
VALUE.
THAT WAS A CREEPY LOOK INTO
THE KOCH BROTHERS LIFE.
THEY HAVE WEIRD EYES WIDE SHUT
PARTIES WHERE PEOPLE WEAR
MASKS AND LAB COATS AND PASS
WORDS AND THEN PEOPLE REMOVE
THEIR CLOTHES UNDER A WEIRD
PENALTY.
THAT WAS ALL IN THAT AD.
I COULD TELL.
>> THE KOCH BROTHERS DIDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE
AD.
THEY ARE ONE OF THE
ORGANIZATIONS THAT GIVES MONEY
TO THIS COMPANY.
>> THEY DIDN'T PRODUCE THE
AD.
>> THEY SAID I HAVE LESS THAN
A MINUTE.
COMING UP, GREEK'S -- GREEK?
GREECE'S FINANCE MINISTER SAYS
THE ECONOMY IS HEADING TOWARD
RECOVERY AFTER IT SOUGHT
GROWTH IN THE SECOND QUARTER.
WAIT, WE HAVE A STRIPPER
STORY.
SORRY, GREECE.
THAT WAS GREAT ACTING BY ME I
THINK.
TREMENDOUS WORK, GREG.
A CHURCH DEVOTED TO SAVING
STRIPPERS.
A CHURCH DEVOTED TO SAVING
STRIPPERS.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO A TEASE.
>>> WE ARE POORER THAN
BEFORER.
THE CENSUS BUREAU, WHATEVER
THAT IS, RELEASED ITS ANNUAL
REPORT ON INCOMES AND POVERTY
AND ONE TAKE AWAY IS
TROUBLING.
AS THE "WASHINGTON POST"
COLUMNIST POINTS OUT THE
TYPICAL AMERICAN FAMILY MAKES
LESS THAN IT DID IN 1989.
THE YEAR I FIRST TRIED
PINEAPPLE.
BACK THEN THE MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD
MADE ABOUT $51,700 IN CURRENT
DOLLARS WHEREAS IN 2012 THE
NUMBER IS ABOUT $51,000.
WE HAVE GONE DOWN.
THIS ISN'T A LOST DECADE FOR
ECONOMIC GAINS FOR AMERICA.
IT IS A LOST GENERATION.
SPEAKING OF A LOST
GENERATION.
>> YES, THAT CINDER BLOCK IS
SO ADORABLE.
GET THAT UGLY DOG OUT OF THE
WAY.
WHO ISN'T WITH MOW WHEN YOU
SEE A GOOD, HARD, CINDER
BLOCK.
NICE.
JEDEDIAH, THE AMAZING FACT
ABOUT THE ECONOMY, IS THERE
SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR YOU
MIGHT BLAME WHOSE NAME COULD
RHYME WITH BARAC HUSSEIN OBAMA
FROM KENYA?
>> I CAN'T FULLY BLAME HIM.
I WANT TO, BUT I CAN'T FULLY
BLAME HIM.
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A
LONGTIME.
I THINK HE MADE IT WORSE.
PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND
PROSPERITY.
THE PROBLEM IS FOR A LONGTIME
WE HAVE BEEN TAXING THE PEOPLE
UP HERE TO TRY TO SAVE THE
WHOLE ECONOMY.
WE HAVE THIS PHILOSOPHY WHERE
IF YOU TAKE FROM ONE PERSON
AND YOU GIVE IT TO ANOTHER
SOMEHOW THAT HELPS THE ECONOMY
AT LARGE AND IT HELPS
EVERYONE.
>> I AM ITALIAN.
>> THAT LOOKED NAUGHTY WHAT
YOU JUST DID.
>> SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME IN
GREECE.
>> YOU WERE MAKING A
TREMENDOUS POINT.
>> BARACK OBAMA HAS TAKEN IT
TO A NEW LEVEL WITH THIS
REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH.
THIS IS BUSH'S FAULT.
>> BA, BA, BA, BA.
>> WE WILLED DIT THAT OUT, OF
COURSE.
>> NOW YOU ARE DOING THE
EDITING OUT JOKES?
>> DOES THIS MAKE YOU ENVY THE
MEDIAN AMERICAN HOUSEHOLDS OF
1989?
>> WE ARE AT THE SAME SPOT.
I WAS 8 THEN.
IT FEELS NICE TO BE ABLE TO
SAY THAT AND TO FEEL YOUNG.
BUT IT IS AMAZING TO LOOK AT
THE CHART WITH -- AGAINST LIKE
THE S&P.
IT JUST DOESN'T EVEN MATCH THE
CHART IN ANY RECOGNIZABLE
WAY.
IT IS THE TAKE AWAY YOU WERE
SAYING.
>> WAS I 26?
HOW OLD WAS I IN 1989?
>> I WAS 5.
YOU WERE 7.
>> 20.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING A
SHOW CALLED DO THE MATH WHERE
PEOPLE SIT HERE AND JUST WORK
OUT MATH PROBLEMS.
GREAT IDEA.
>> IT WOULD BE ONE PROBLEM AND
NONE OF US WOULD FIGURE IT
OUT.
>> SOMEBODY COMES HERE AND IT
WON'T EVEN BE THE SAME MATH
PROBLEM.
IT WILL BE FIVE DIFFERENT ONES
SO YOU CAN'T EVEN REPEAT.
BILL, FOX NEWS NOW JUST PAYS
YOU IN TWIZZLERS, YET IN 1989
YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
MORE TWIZZLERS.
THAT HAS TO UPSET YOU.
>> IT DID.
I HAVE A GAME SHOW.
YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND AND
FIGURE OUT WHO YOU CAN HAVE
SEX WITH WHO IS IN MATH.
>> THAT'S IDIOTIC AND A WASTE
OF TIME.
IN MY OPINION THE ECONOMY GOES
UP AND THEN GOES DOWN.
>> WOW, THAT WAS SOMETHING OF
THE.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT,
BOB.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I ALSO HAVE PROOF AND
THAT'S WHY I LOVE NUMBERS AND
CHARTS.
THIS STORY IS RIGHT IN 1989
THE MEDIAN INCOME IS HIGH YOU
-- HIGHER THAN IT IS NOW.
CAN WE FOCUS IN ON THIS
CHART?
IF YOU LOOK AT 1993 AND 1994?
I WILL CIRCLE THAT.
>> THAT'S ACTUALLY LOWER THAN
IT IS NOW.
SO IN THE LAST 20 YEARS, THE
MEDIAN FAMILY INCOME HAS GONE
UP.
WE ARE WORSE OFF THAN WE WERE
24 YEARS AGO.
I FEEL GOOD WHILE THE REST OF
YOU FEEL AWFUL AND THERE --
THEREFORE I AM SMARTER AND
BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING POINT
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ. IT
PISSES ME OFF.
THERE IS ONE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT THIS STORY.
EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK YOUR
LIFESTYLE -- OR YOUR LIFE IS
NOT MAKING US MUCH MONEY, YOUR
LIFESTYLE IS INDEED BETTER
THAN IN 1989 BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T HAVE ALL OF THE COOL
STUFF.
>> AS A COUNTRY WE ARE NOT IN
THE SAME SPOT.
WE FUNNELED A A TON OF MONEY
BYWAY OF STIMULUS TO FIX
THIS.
AS A UH SIGH TEE WE HAVE GONE
DOWNHILL.
>> I WAS FUNNELING A LOT OF
BEER IN 1989 WHICH I COOPERATE
DO NOW.
>> THAT WAS HELPING THE
COUNTRY AND NOT HURTING IT.
>> AND WE ARE COMING OUT OF A
VERY BAD RESCISSION.
A YEAR AGO 8.1 UNEMPLOYMENT.
LAST MONTH, 7.4.
NOW IT IS 7.3.
THAT'S GOOD.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE LEFT
THE LABOR FORCE.
THAT'S WHY THE NUMBER IS GOING
DOWN.
PEOPLE STOPPED LOOKING FOR
WORK.
>> THINK ABOUT -- TALKING
ABOUT STIMULUS, THINK ABOUT
ALL OF THE MONEY THAT HAS GONE
TO THE GOVERNMENT AND HOW MUCH
DIFFERENT THE WORLD WOULD BE
IF IT IT DIDN'T GO TO THE
GOVERNMENT.
>> YOU CAN'T RELY ON THE
GOVERNMENT.
YOU HAVE TO RELY ON THE
PRIVATE SECTOR.
THE PROBLEM WON'T BE SOLVED.
NONE OF THE POLITICIANS WANT
TO DO THE HARD WORK.
DO THE HARD WORK OR STOP
COMPLAINING.
>> WHAT CHRIS WAS SAYING IN
THE GREEN ROOM.
>> THAT SHE OVERHEARD.
>> AND THEN I REPEATED.
>>> COMING UP, SHOULD OBAMA BE
IMPEACHED BECAUSE HE HASN'T
BEEN IMPEACHED YET WHICH AS
YOU KNOW IS AN IMPEACHABLE
OFFENSE?
WE INVESTIGATE JEDEDIAH BILA'S
LATEST BOOK "50 NEW CASSEROLE
RECIPES."
AND IT IS A PARTY TO END ALL
TEEN PARTIES.
LOOKS LIKE A WEEKEND AT MY
SECOND HOME.
IT IS A HOLLOWED OUT STORAGE
CO
>>> CAN SHE TURN STRIPPERS ON
TO SCRIPT TOUR?
THE WIFE OF A TENNESSEE PASTOR
STARTED A MINISTRY TO HELP
EXOTIC DANCERS TURN THEIR BACK
ON EXPOSING THEIR BACKS.
ERIN STEVENS LAUNCHED STRIP
CHURCH, SIMILAR TO WHAT I
LAUNCHED MANY YEARS AGO.
FOLLOWING A 20-DAY FAST DURING
WHICH SHE EXPLAINED I FELT THE
LORD SAY TO ME, GO FEED THE
STRIPPERS.
STRIP CHURCH IS A WORLDWIDE
ORGANIZATION WITH 60
MINISTRIES THAT REACH OUT TO
STRIP CLUBS IN CITIES LIKE
DENVER, MIAMI AND CHICAGO.
REACH OUT.
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR --
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOOUUUUNNNNNDDD.
>> SHE HAS GOTTEN ONE
20-YEAR-OLD MOTHER OF TWO TO
STOP STRIPING AND SMOKING AND
PURSUE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE
DEGREE.
HOW CAN THAT BE BAD?
>> WHO SAID IT WAS BAD?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS HOPING YOU DID.
>> I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST IT.
>> IT IS WONDERFUL.
>> IT SEEMS NICE.
GOD TOLD HER TO GO AND FEED
THE STRIPPERS AS A
COMMANDMENT.
FEEDING THE STRIPPERS SEEMS
LIKE AN INTERESTING CHOICE.
HELPING THE STRIPPERS.
>> THIS IS THE ONE THING
RELIGION DOES GREAT IS TAKES
RISKS.
JEDEDIAH, YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO LEAVE THE CHURCH AND BECOME
A STRIPPER AND GO IN THE
OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
>> I DID NOT SAY THAT.
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME
PIERED?
FIRED.
I THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA
BECAUSE MOSTLY SHE DOESN'T GO
IN THERE AND PREACH TO THEM.
SHE OFFERS ADVICE AND OFFERS A
SUPPORT SYSTEM WHICH THEY MAY
NOT HAVE AND PERHAPS SHE HAS
SOMETHING TO BETTER THAN ABOUT
IT TOO.
SOME HAVE HAD FAMILIES TO
SUPPORT AND A YOU ROUGH UP
BRINGING.
>> EVERY STRIPPER HAD A BAD
DAD OR A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH
A DAD.
>> IT IS A COINCIDENCE.
MY DAUGHTERS ARE STRIPPER.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
ONE OF YOUR I WILL LEGITIMATE
DAUGHTERS WORKS AT THE RACK
SHACK.
DO YOU WANT A STRIP MINISTER
TO COME AND COUNSELOR HER?
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A RIB RACK
SHACK.
ALIWICIOUS COME HOME, BUT
BRING THE CASH.
I ALWAYS FIND IT FASCINATING
THAT THE VISIONS COME AFTER 21
DAYS OF NOT EATING.
IT IS NEVER BETWEEN LUNCH AND
DINNER.
>> THAT'S WHY SHE WANTED TO
FEED THE STRIPPERS.
>> FEED YOURSELF.
>> GET A STRIP STEAK.
ANDY, WHAT ABOUT THE JEWISH
STRIPPERS ?
>> WHAT.
>> CAN YOU SAVE THE JEWISH
STRIPPERS ?
>> THERE ARE A FAIR AMOUNT OF
JEWISH *** STARS, SO THERE
ARE PROBABLY A FAIR AMOUNT OF
JEWISH STRIPPER.
>> ARE THERE REALLY?
>> YES.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
>> I DID RESEARCH BEFORE THE
SHOW.
I DO LOVE THAT SHE SAID I FELT
THE LORD SAY TO ME, GO FEED
THE STRIPPERS BECAUSE I TOO
HEAR THAT.
I GET WHERE SHE IS COMING
FROM.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY BAD
ABOUT THIS WOMAN?
SHE IS DOING GREAT WORK AND
SHE IS TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE
--
>> I AM NOT GOING TO SAY
ANYTHING BAD, BUT I WOULD BE
REAL INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT
THE RATIO OF WOMEN IN THIS
ORGANIZATION VERSUS MEN.
IT IS ALSO INTERESTING THAT
THEY DON'T HELP ANY CHIP AND
DALE STRIPPERS.
>> YOU KNOW WHY?
THEY ARE IN AN ORGANIZATION
THAT IS NOT SEEDY AND THEY
HAVE -- I THINK THEY HAVE
CATERED LUFNS.
>> GOOD DADS, OVER PROTECTIVE
MOTHERS AND AMAZING ABS.
THIS IS MORE LIKE
MISSIONARIES.
I LIKE PEOPLE WHO GO OUT AND
DO STUFF.
NOT PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT
CHURCH AND RELIGION, BUT DON'T
DO ANYTHING.
THESE PEOPLE TRY TO DO STUFF
WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT I
DON'T THINK YOU SEE AS MUCH
ANYMORE.
>> I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN GO
TO A CHURCH AND LIGHT A CANDLE
AND THEN TURN AROUND AND NOT
DO ANYTHING HELPFUL.
IT TAKES A LOT TO HELP PEOPLE
LESS FORTUNATE AND NOT AS
LUCKY AS YOU ARE IN LIFE.
AND LEND THEM A HELPING HAND.
>> LET'S MOVE ON, SHALL WE?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO ADD
SOMETHING.
>> NO.
MORE THAN 300 TEENS HELD A
PARTY AT THE HOME OF A FORMER
NFL PLAYER AND TRASHED THE
PLACE.
W NOHE STARTED A WEBSITE TO
PUBLICLY OUT THEM.
BRIAN HOLLOWAY WHO PLAYED FOR
THE PATRIOTS, WHICH I BELIEVE
IS A FOOTBALL TEAM, CAME BACK
FROM A TRIP TO FIND GRAFFITI,
BROKEN WINDOWS AND A URINE
-SOAKED CARPET.
THEY POSTED PICTURES ON
FACEBOOK AND TWITTER THAT ARE
NOW FEATURED ON THE SITE.
HE SAYS THE SITE CALLED, HELP
ME SAVE 300" IS A WAY OF
PREVENTING THE KIDS FROM
HEADING DOWN THE WRONG PATH IN
LIFE.
THAT IS A SMART MOVE.
DO YOU THINK HE IS TRYING TO
LOCATE THEM TO HELP HIM OR
WHEN THEY SHOW UP HE WILL
PUNCH THE [BLEEP] OUT OF
THEM.
>> I THINK HE WANTS TO HELP
THEM.
I WANT HIM TO NOT MEAN IT AND
IT IS A HILARIOUS WAY TO TURN
THEMSELVES IN WITH THE SAME
POSES AND THE WOMEN AND THE
GIRLS ALL HAVE THE DUCK FACE
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>> THEY SHOULD GO TO A GIRTY
BATHROOM AND CLEAN THE [BLEEP]
OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH THEIR
BEAR HANDS.
I SAID THEY SHOULD ACTUALLY DO
COMMUNITY SERVICE.
>> JEDEDIAH, THE PARENTS OF
THE KIDS ARE TICKED OFF ABOUT
THE FACT THIS GUY IS POSTING
THE KIDS' PICTURES ON THE
SITE.
AREN'T THOSE PARENTS --
SHOULDN'T THEY BE BLAMED AS
WELL AND BE FORCED TO CLEAN
PUBLIC BATHROOMS ?
>> THE PARENTS' ATTITUDES SHOW
YOU HOW THEY WOUND UP THAT
WAY.
THE PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND
ACCOUNTABILITY.
IF THAT WAS MY DAD HE WOULD
WANT ME TO BE HUMILIATED.
HE WOULD SAY YOU DO THIS.
I WOULD BE THE GUIDANCE FOR
THAT WOMAN.
A NICE, LONG PATH.
THEY SHOULD BE HUMILIATED AND
YOU HAVE TO TEACHERS AND
ACCOUNTABILITY.
THEY SHOULD HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING GROTESQUE.
II DON'T EVEN THINK THAT IS
GOOD ENOUGH.
>> MAYBE TEACHERS AND THEM
ACCOUNTING.
>> IT HAS TO BE HARDER THAN
THAT.
>> BILL, YOUR DAUGHTERS WERE
AT THE PARTY.
WAS IT AS GOOD A TIME AS IT
LOOKED IN THOSE PICTURES ?
>> I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THE
URINE.
THEY INHERITED MY BLADDER.
THE ONE THING I HAVE HEARD
TODAY IS THERE HAS BEEN A LOT
OF, KIDS TODAY, OH KIDS
TODAY.
WELL, THIS IS A GOOD THING
ABOUT TODAY.
KIDS ALWAYS SUCKED.
KIDS DID HORRIBLE THINGS.
NOW WE HAVE THE WORLDWIDE WEB
AND NOW WE CAN CATCH THEM.
THEY ARE JUST AS DUMB AS THEY
WERE 30 YEARS AGO AND JUST AS
MEAN AS THEY WERE 30 YEARS
AGO.
THEY DIDN'T HAVE A VENUE WHERE
THEY COULD BE LIKE LOOK HOW
AWESOME I AM DANCING ON THIS
GUY'S DESK.
SEND TO EVERYONE.
WE HAVE THAT NOW AND WE CAN
CATCH THEM.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
IT IS HARD TO BE A RACIST
THESE DAYS.
EVERYTHING GETS FILMED OR
TAPED AND IT IS LIKE YOU CAN'T
BE WHO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE,
JEDEDIAH.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
I AGREE WITH YOU.
KIDS ARE THE SAME, BUT I THINK
PARENTS ARE DIFFERENT.
I THINK PARENTS HAVE BECOME
MORE LAX DAYS CAL.
THEY ARE MORE STAND OFFISH AND
DON'T CARE.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I REMEMBER
PARENTS NOT AFRAID TO GET
HUMILIATED.
LEARN YOUR LESSON AND BE
EMBARRASSED AND GO TO SCHOOL
AND LET THE TEACHER YELL AT
YOU.
LET YOUR CLASSMATES MAKE FUN
OF YOU.
NOW IT IS LIKE, LET ME PROTECT
MY BABY AND THAT'S MESSED UP.
>> THEY ALSO DON'T KNOW HALF
OF THE INTERACTIONS.
>> THEY SHOULD BECAUSE IT IS
ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
>> THEY DON'T SEE IT IN FRONT
OF THEM.
>> HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT
HOUSE WAS EMPTY?
DID HE SAY I AM GOING ON
VACATION?
>> HE DID ONE OF THOSE
PICTURES WHERE YOU CAN SEAT
FEET AND IT SIS CHILLIN IN
CABO.
>> DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE
ON VACATION, EVER.
OR IF YOU DO TALK ABOUT HOW
YOU HAVE SOME HUGE GUY STAYING
AT YOUR PLACE WHICH IS USUALLY
THE CASE WITH ME.
>> YOU ARE NOT ON VACATION
WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
>> I AM NOT AT ALL.
>> ARE YOU CHILLIN WITH
SCOTT.
>> IT IS TIME TO TAKE A
BREAK.
DON'T THINK OF LEAVING NOW.
THERE IS MORE STUFF TO TALK
ABOUT.
BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE NOT
PURCHASED "JOY OF HATE" YOU
ARE PROBABLY THE ANTI-CHRIST.
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>> IS IT A HOLLYWOOD CURSE IF
THE HERO HOLDS A PURSE?
FORMER MARVEL CHAIRMAN STANLEY
REVEALED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT
SCARLET JOHANSSON'S CHARACTER,
BLACK WIDOW, MAY ONE DAY GET
HER OWN MOVIE.
BUT FOR OTHER SILVER CHICKS ON
THE BIG SCREEN, DON'T HOLD
YOUR BREATH.
THE WOMEN LIKE THE MOVIES AS
MUCH AS THE GUY.
WE DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK
OURSELVES OUT TO FIND A
FEMALE.
WHY KNOCK YOURSELF OUT?
THAT HURTS YOUR FACE.
NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT COMMENT.
DOESN'T STANLEY HAVE A
POINT?
FEMALES HAVE NEVER CARED OF
ANY TYPE OF LEAD.
I HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO BACK
THAT UP.
BUT I DON'T FEEL I NEED IT
BECAUSE I AM A MAN.
>> THEY WILL TBET TO THE POINT
WHERE THEY #R* SCRAPING THE
BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WITH THE
SUPER HEROS WE VEHA NEVER
HEARD OF.
>> THE BOTTOM SCRAPER.
>> AT A CERTAIN POINT, WHEN WE
WILL STOP KNOWING WHO THESE
PEOPLE ARE, YOU WANT A HOT
CHICK FIGHTING CRIME.
THAT'S HOW YOU WILL GET PEOPLE
IN THERE.
>> WHAT'S HER FACE -- WHO IS
SHE ?
SHE MAKES A LOT MONEY.
>> IT IS COMPUTER GENERATED.
LUCID DREAMING.
>> JEDEDIAH, ARE YOU A COMIC
BOOK NERD.
DO YOU BELIEVE A FEMALE MARVEL
MOVIE WILL EVER COME?
>> BLACK WIDOW IS NOT A LEAD.
SHE IS A SUPPORTING CHARACTER.
>> WHAT IS HER FAVORITE
POWER?
>> SHE CAN'T HOLD A MOVIE.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE DC
SITUATION WITH WONDER WOMAN,
THEY CAN'T EVEN GET WONDER
WOMAN OFF THE GROUND.
IT IS SOMEONE MUCH MORE
RECOGNIZABLE.
IF YOU LOOK AT THE COMIC BOOK
SALES, OFTENTIMES THESE --
LIKE SHE-HULK FOR EXAMPLE OR
THESE FEMALE-LEAD STORY LINES
DON'T SELL WELL.
THEY DON'T FEEL MOTIVATED TO
DO THAT.
WITH THAT BEING SAID I WANT TO
SAY I LOVE STANLEY AND I WANT
TO MARRY YOU.
>> HE IS ALMOST DEAD.
>> HE IS ADORABLE.
>> HE IS 90 YEARS OLD.
>> HE IS THE CLOSEST THING TO
PETER PARKER THAT I WILL GET
SO I'M GOING WITH IT.
>> I WILL MARRY STANLEY.
>> YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING
HE SAID?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
FROM A BUSINESS PERSPECTIVE HE
IS RIGHT WHEN HE SAYS THEY
DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
IT IS ALSO CRAZY TO THINK GUYS
WOULDN'T GO SEE A FEMALE SUPER
HERO MOVIE.
THE ARTICLE EVEN POINTED OUT
YOU HAVE "THE HUNGER GAMES"
AND THE UNDER WORLD MOVIES
THAT DID WELL AT THE BOX
OFFICE.
THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO SAID
IT WOULD BE CONFUSING TO HAVE
A BLACK ACTOR PLAY SPIDER-MAN
BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD BE
CONFUSED BECAUSE THEY ARE USED
TO SPIDER-MAN BEING WHITE.
>> AND REMEMBER THE TIME HE
SAID IT WOULD BE CONFUSING TO
HAVE A SPIDER PLAY SHAFT?
>> NO, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
>> THE THING IS, I DON'T THINK
HE IS SEXIST AND I DON'T THINK
HE IS RACIST.
HE IS 90 YEARS OLD.
WHY IS IT OKAY TO HAVE TWO
WHITE GUYS PLAY SPIDER-MAN A
IN THE SPAN OF TWO OR THREE
YEARS.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
IF HE IS BLACK?
>> I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO
SAY.
>> BILL, LAST WORD TO YOU AND
MAKE IT LESS BORING THAN WHAT
ANDY SAID.
>> I FOUND WHAT ANDY SAID
OFFENSIVE.
I BLAME THE PLUGS.
THEY ARE BAD.
HE HAS TO UPGRADE.
>> I WANT A MS. MARVEL MOVIE.
>> OH YEAH!
>> MS. MARVEL THE PRE
WARRIOR.
>> MIGHTY ISSIS, I LOVED HER
JOANNE GNAW SOMETHING.
REMEMBER THAT ON SATURDAYS
AFTER SHAZAM?
ANYBODY?
ANYBODY CLOSE TO THE AGE OF
50?
CAMERON IS WAIVING HIS HAND.
MIGHTY ISSIS WAS PLAYED BY
JOANNE GNAW MARTIN OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I HAD THE HUGEST CRUSH ON
HER.
ANYWAY.
>> I LIKED WONDER TWINS.
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL YOUR
NIPPLES.
WE HAVE ONE LAST STORY TO
DISCUSS.
STAY RIGHT THERE.
>>> WE HAVE A COUPLE OF
PROGRAM NOTES.
FIRST O'REILLY FACTOR I WILL
BE ON AT 8 P.M.
BRAND NEW "RED EYE" AT 8:00
P.M. EASTERN.
SATURDAY 11:00, 8 P.M. PACIFIC.
THE COURT RULED THAT PUBLIC
*** IS NOT A CRIME.
THEY ACQUITED A 65-YEAR-OLD
MAN WHO WAS CHARGED WITH
*** ASSAULT AFTER
PLEASURING HIMSELF NEAR THE
WATER AT A BEACH.
BUT THE COURT RULED THAT SINCE
HE WASN'T *** TO A
CERTAIN PERSON OR PEOPLE, JUST
TO A BEACH, NO OFFENSE HAD
BEEN COMMITTED.
WELL GEE SINCE THE BEACH CAN'T
BE OFFENDED THIS MAKES SENSE.
THIS IS CRAZY TALK.
>> I LOVE THAT THE LAW IS NOW
AT A DIRECTIONAL POINT.
WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT
DIRECTION THIS PERSON -- I
THINK THE PERVS CAN HANDLE
MULTI DIRECTIONAL MASTER
BECAUSE.
***.
>> ANDY, ANY THOUGHT TO THE
HOUSE YOU BOUGHT IN SWEDEN?
>> AND THE KEY IS EXCELLENT
PERIPHERAL VISION.
THEY CANNOT BUST YOU.
AND IT HELPS TO BE TURNED ON
BY LARGE BODIES OF WATER.
>> THIS IS DISGUSTING.
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS IN SWEDEN,
ISN'T IT SOMEHOW PRESIDENT
OBAMA'S FAULT?
>> AND IT IS THE FAULT OF ALL
MEN.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEN?
DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD READ A
STORY ABOUT THIS AND IT IS A
WOMAN DOING THIS?
NO, THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN FROM A
MAN.
IT IS ASSAULT.
MY EYES FEEL ASSAULTED
VISUALIZING THAT.
>> THAT IS SLIGHTLY SEXIST.
BILL, AS SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN
AN ALLEY YOU MUST HOPE THAT
AMERICAN COURTS FOLLOW
SWEDEN'S LEAD.
>> NO, I DON'T, GREG.
REMEMBER, I AM A FATHER AND I
HAVE A HALF SWEDISH DAUGHTER
NAMED GLUTEN.
I WANTED HER TO GO BACK TO HER
HOMELAND AND GET SOME OF THE
ROOTS AND EVERYTHING, BUT I'M
HERE TO SAY I DON'T THINK I
WANT HER TO GO TO SWEDEN
ANYMORE.
OR AS I TOLD HER IN HER MOTHER
TONGUE --
>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE
FACTS?
>> I AM NOT DONE! SHE'S
WATCHING.
>> CUT HIS MIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
GO TO BED.
>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT
THIS GUY WAS 65 YEARS OLD?
>> NO.
>> I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO SAY
HE WAS 65 YEARS OLD.
>> THIS IS BIZARRE.
IT IS EXPOSING YOURSELF AND
MOLESTING PEOPLE'S EYES.
>> OR AS THEY SAY IN SWEDEN --
MALOOGING PEOPLE'S FLOUVIN.
>> WHAT IF YOU DO THIS IN AN
IKEA.
IT IS TECHNICALLY LIKE
SWEDEN?
IF YOU WERE IN THE IKEA IN NEW
JERSEY YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH
IT, RIGHT?
>> NO, YOU ARE RIGHT.
IKEAS ARE LIKE EMBASSIES.
IT IS SWEDISH LAW INSIDE
IKEA.
THAT'S WHY THEY KILLED THE
MONKEY.
>> ALL BEHAVIOR IS NOW
PERMISSIBLE.
THAT'S WHAT IS HAMING.
WE ARE GOING TO HELL, WORLD.
I AM JUST DISGUSTED BY IT.
I MIGHT GO OUT AND PROTEST AT
A LOCAL BEACH.
>> FREE GLUTEN.
>> GLUTEN FREE.
>> GO TO BED, GLUTEN.
>> TUNE IN ON SATURDAY.
THANKS TO JEDEDIAH, AND BILL
SCHULZ AND WE HAVE ANDY LEVY
AND CHRIS ROUSER.
THAT DOES IT FOR ME.
I WILL SEE YOU WHENEVER.
TOMORROW PROBABLY.