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[footsteps]
[Buzzzzzzz!]
[woosh]
[echoey footsteps]
[footsteps]
[wooop]
[Djjjjjjj]
[echoey footsteps]
[sound of door opening]
[footsteps]
[sound of footsteps going up]
[creaky door]
[hum of deep space]
[Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing]
[footsteps]
[Ding ***!]
"Djjjjjjj"
[footsteps]
[sliding whistle down]
[Bump!]
[footsteps]
[Floor moves] "Rrrrrr'
[Floor stops]
[Floor moves] "Rrrrrrr!!"
[Floor moves] RRRRRRRR!
[Floor stops] Rrrr
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
[wobbly sound]
[calming music]
[approaching footsteps]
[Pzzzt!] "I'm dusting!"
KNOBBY!!
FIX THE U.F.O!!
Alright, alright!
I heard you the first TEN THOUSAND times!
Pzzzzt!
I've HAD it with this robot, Iris...
I'm taking it BACK to the Knobby Exchange.
Well make sure the next Knobby recognises a dustpan and brush!
Dustpan and brush?
DUSTPAN AND BRUSH?!
Invite them for dinner,
and I'll cook!
I'm out of here...
NO!
It's not fixed yet!
Don't GO there!
WHAT?!
Are you completely stupid?!
No Pea! You mustn't do it!
They're trouble on legs!
You'll spend the rest of your pathetic empty life regretting it,
Don't buy a Knobby!
Are you LISTENING?!
Never EVER, buy a Knobby!
Fine then!
Buy a Knobby!
Stop wasting my time, Pea!
[doorbell] "Ding ***!"
Pea??
Hey, thanks for the great advice Marty!
I put you on loud speaker,
and got a MONSTER discount!
The clue's in the discount, idiot!
[doorbell] "Ding ***!"
[Knobbys all together] "Hi Knobby!"
Hi Knobbys!
Trumpet Head!
I want my money back!
This robot is rude, and annoying!
And lazy!
Oh yeah! Thanks Knobby...
And lazy!
Yeah, but he's good at reminding you of stuff though, isn't he?
[Parp]
"SLAM!"
I want my money BACK!
How many more times Marty?
We don't DO refunds!
[Parp]
In that case,
I demand a new Knobby!
Look Marty, Knobby is a clone, [Parp]
They're all exactly the same,
It won't make ANY difference. [Parp]
but I've kept the receipt.
I just told you,
There's no point.
They're ALL the SAME. [Parp]
I want to change him!
I DEMAND a new Knobby! [SLAM!]
Change him, change HIM!
CHANGE HIM!
I'd like to change you.
[Parp]
Alright, alright, you've nagged me into submission. [Parp]
Yeah, he does that a lot.
Go home,
and we'll send a new Knobby round later...
NEXT!
[Parp]