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>>Some Americans are unable to laugh about aspects of US exceptionalism. Spanish press published a real dialogue on radio frequency for emergency situations in sea.
these are officially registered radio talks on radio frequency of extreme situations in sea.
Spaniards: A-853 says, please turn to 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. You are moving directly at us, a distance of 25 miles.
Americans: the captain of the ship of United States of America speaks with you. we recommend you to turn to 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision with we.
Spaniards: We do not consider your offer as impossible and inadequate, we advise you to turn to 15 degrees to the South, in order not to face with us.
Americans (another angry voice): Captain Richard James Howard speaks to you, Commander of the USS Lincoln, Navy of The United States of America,
The Second largest U.S. Navy warship. We have an escort of 2 Cruisers, 6 planes, 4 submarines, and many support ships.
I not only to advise for you, I even command to change your course 15 degrees to the North.
Otherwise we will be forced To take the necessary methods To ensure the safety for our ship. Please get out from Our course!
Spaniards: Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara says with you. There are two people. We have an escort of our dog, dinner and 2 bottles of beer.
Us supports one Canary, which is asleep now.
We are not going to change direction for a long, because we are situated on land and we are beacon A-853 of Galician coast of Spain.
We don't have the slightest idea of what the place of the largest we rank among the Spanish beacons.
You can use any *** methods to ensure your safety, but if you don't turn from your course, your *** aircraft carrier will is broken on rocks.
Again recommend that you change your course! - So Americans all over the world are major, even more important than geographical reality. �