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Mourinho won the Champions League Final
And sustained his cockiness on the pitch He already was a *** during FC Porto
But he was a bigger one at Chelsea and Inter
Because nobody but himself called him special
Slovenians didn't like him because he was a pretty boy
And everyone over there is damn right fugly
In this interview he continues to chat ***
Stating how much attacking power he has
Even though he plays strikers as wing backs
Jose Mourinho - claims to be Jesus by calling himself
The special one
In a bid to play childish and pointless mind-games
Against managers who couldn't give a ***
Defence is Mourinho's middle name
He makes games long and boring almost unwatchable
And he is always going on about his pet duck,
Gunt
He pretends as if he's scored the winning goal
When he's really getting battered by a pissed Barcelona keeper
Mourinho's trade means no other prick will be like him
***
Definitely not in Barcelona
Cocky son of a ***!
'My friends will do this...' As if he has any
This loser can only talk to his old Chelsea players
Now he's dissing Italian football
How *** dare he?!
He continues to refer to his days at an English club
By saying it's better than *** Inter
He likes to get close to his players, sometimes a little too close
Just ask Cambiasso
He's been down alleys only Drogba has ever seen
But Inter's Eto'o also likes to get his
Apostrophe's sorted if you know what I mean
After bumming Fergie, winning the Champions League
Became a step closer
If cockiness was him, call everyone else
Michael *** Owen
On a standard pitch, Mourinho would ***
Inter's striking abilities
Even though they won the Champions League
Saying 'Play' would have worked against the *** that is Bayern Munich
And what other person did it?