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You come back through customs. Another top notch security
procedure we have here. The guy checks your bags.
I always put my dirty underwear on the top, that always slows them right down.
[Laughter] "Yeah, that one's fine.
Let's get the hell outta here. Can we have the next person please?
I'm gonna skip lunch today. Who's next, Bill?"
They ask you these questions. "Do you have any plants?" I said, "No".
Do you have any Alcohol? I said, "No",
The guy actually said this, I'm not making this up, he says,
"Any Drugs?"
Is this an effective technique for these people?
What, are we on the honour system now? That's incredibly stupid.
Smuggler's like this, "Any Drugs?" "Bingo! You got me.
I don't know how you did it. I certainly wasn't prepared for that question."