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♪ Ask your questions to Al, Bert and O. ♪
Al: Dominik asks on facebook:
Do men prefer corpulent women or slim ones?
O: Chill dude, that's so obvious.
Back then in my gettho, there were Latifa and Laquanda.
Latifa was more like (eek eek),
Laquanda was more like (woha woha)!
AL: Yeah I know what you mean, quiet now.
No offense, I actually prefer rounder women.
Bert: The answer is straightforward:
The man has always been the woman’s protector, right?
And that won’t change.
Take your neighbour, Max: 1.74 m tall, slim.
His girlfriend: 1.56 m tall, tiny.
Max picks women smaller than him, why?
He wants to live out his role as a protector,
For that he needs women who are smaller than him.
Otherwise, he’ll feel threatened in his role,
hence, men who like being the protector pick women smaller than them.
And men who want to shirk the protector role,
and who are possibly a bit anxious,
are happy with more voluptuous women.
O: Damn ***, he is right!
There’s this girl Tracy, she has got such a body.
So I tell her, Hey, Baby, when I see you, I think of school!
Why school?
Damn ***, cause she’s pure class.
AL: I never thought I’d say that,
but I think you should cut back on [inaudible]
O: I got something for ya!
Al: Ok, let’s be serious! Let's take Jessica Alba,
a beautiful woman, no doubt.
But, I don't know, she is so skinny,
so, to be honest, I’d prefer my neighbour, no joke.
O: I think this guy has lost his marbles.
Al: What’s he on about?
O: You’d do your neighbor over Jessica Alba?
Damn, if Jessica Alba stood in front of me,
I’d give a *** on my neighbour, the ***, or voluptuous women.
This is Jessica Alba, man!
You should rather prepare your chicken, man!
Al: Don't shout at me!
O: We can take this up a notch even!
Bert: Enough!
The most powerful weapon of man is his voice.
O: Ok, ok.
Bert: Apropos chicken: Many people are in fact wondering:
Why do all the girls in American hiphop videos
have such well-formed *** and backsides?
You know why?
The reason is in fact the chickens.
O: Chickens?
Al: What?
Bert: The chicken industry in America is booming.
The chicken farmers can't keep up with the demand,
so they feed the chickens hormones to mature them much faster.
In 9 weeks a chicken is ready for sale.
And what happens next?
The American teenagers eat the chicken.
And then?
*** grow, butts grow-
that’s what hormones do.
Therefore, American girls have larger *** and butts.
Much to men’s delight.
O: What’s that in terms of percentages?
Bert: To be precise, American butts are--
--35% larger than European ones.
O:Damn ***, did you get a Harvard degree?
Al: And what does this mean?
Bert: I don't know about you,
but I will now book a flight to the US.
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Al: What’s up guys, this is Al,
this was an episode of "Ask your questions".
There are so many unanswered questions, like "Why do frogs have no teeth?",
"Do elephants sweat, too?",
"Why are rain drops round?"
They will all be answered here.
The funny thing is, they will be answered seriously,
presented with a bit of goof, but certainly there’ll be no nonsense.
We really get informed,
for example, the chicken-story is entirely true.
How can you take part? Simple:
go to my facebook fan-page,
enter "Alberto" into the search
and Alberto should show up on top,
now click on it.
In the coming days, you can leave a comment with your question,
for example, here we have 931 comments.
Just leave your comment.
If you put 3 exclamation marks behind your question,
it means that I can show your name in the episode.
Without exclamation marks, I won’t cite your name.
Next week I will tell you about the episode "Al got balls"-
there were a few people who couldn't take a joke.
It was almost brought to court, but more about that later.
See you then!
♪ Many questions that we get,
♪ noone can answer,
♪ you wanna know it, you think it sucks. ♪
♪ What shall I do? ♪
♪ All your problems will be solved in 3 minutes. ♪
♪ We will find an answer, ♪
♪ as is appropriate for chillers. ♪
♪ No worries, we won’t upset you, ♪
♪ but don’t be surprised the three guys are disturbed. ♪
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