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IN CHARLESTON, WV, TROPICAL FISH HAVE TAKEN OVER AN AQUARIUM THAT USED TO BE A TERRARIUM FOR PLANTS.
THE NATIVE FOLIAGE, UNACCUSTOMED TO BEING UNDERWATER, IS BEGINNING TO DENUDE.
THESE FLAGRANT FRESHWATER INVADERS COULD NOT SEEM TO CARE LESS AS THEY GO ABOUT THEIR FISHY BUSINESS.
OTHER WATERBORNE INVADERS, INCLUDING MOLLUSKS, JOINED THE LITTLE FISHIES IN THE ATTACK.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE MOLLUSKS DID NOT FARE WELL IN THE WAR. NONETHELESS, THE FISH REMAIN UNDAUNTED,
AND RECENTLY CONSTRUCTED A BRIDGE TO NOWHERE.
RUMOR HAS IT THAT A SMALL CASTLE WILL SOON BE ERECTED ON THE SITE OF THE CARNAGE.
FOR METAVERSE NETWORK NEWS, I’M WILLIAM WITHERSPOON.