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So then this mysterious man shows up at my high school...
...and hands me this letter which is, like:
"Congratulations, you've just been accepted into Jameson University."
And I'm like, "I didn't apply to Jameson University."
The government's freaky that way.
Yeah.
So, what does it measure, this secret test in the SAT?
I don't know.
- You never asked? - No. It measures spy stuff.
- What? - It's just weird that you let...
...this test decide what you're gonna be, and you don't even know what it is.
It doesn't decide what I'm gonna be. It's an aptitude test.
It measures aptitude, I guess.
Okay.
- You should do what you're good at. - No, you should do what you love.
I am doing what I love.
- Why are you psychoanalyzing me? - I'm not psychoanalyzing you.
I mean, just because I'm not some badass master criminal...
...doesn't mean that what I do is not important.
- I didn't say it wasn't important. - Do you love a life of crime?
- Yeah, I do. - So you get a kick out of...
...taking money from hard-working, honest people.
- What is your problem? - I just...
- I don't think you should judge me. - I'm not.
I'm not the one that got picked out of a gajillion people...
...to be Miss Super-Duper Crime-Fighting Goody-Two-Shoes.
I've never been perfect at anything.
Look...
...I didn't even wanna be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Pirates are criminals.
Whoops.
I wanted to go to art school.
- Art school? - In Barcelona.
- You should go, you should do it. - Maybe.
After I make the world safe from people like you.
I don't know what the test saw in me.
Everybody thinks I am gonna make this perfect spy but me.
I guess I'm proving them all wrong now.
Is that what you're doing with me?
Sabotaging your spy career?
I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you...
...than I do when I'm with me.
Look, let's just...
...forget we're here, okay?
Let's pretend we're in Barcelona, you're in art school...
...and I'm renting sailboats to tourists.
And nobody is a superhero, nobody is a villain, we're just us.