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I was recently in Melbourne and Sydney and I am pleased
to report that the Jews there are in disarray.
For example, I couldn't even get served when I went to the renowned Glicks bagelry on Carlisle St.
I had ticket #103
and I saw someone who clearly had ticket #107 get served before me.
I mean c'mon, I just wanted a rugelach!
What kind of a system is this?
At least my meat pie at Katzy's deli in Bondi wasn't too bad.
That is, if you like microwave food - which I don't.
And let me tell you, their local Jewish media is appalling. What is with that Shmooze column?
Seriously, look me in the eye and tell me you care what Amy Winehouse is up to?
See, you can't do it!
It all Borat did this, Scarlett Johansson did that.
I mean, who gives a C%@p?
But the worst is this new online magazine, GalusAustralis.com ...
Rest assured Galus Australis, you've got a Fatwa coming to you.