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my name is Daniel Book and I am 19 and today im going to have a job interview right Mr.
Donaldson (Mr. Donaldson) that's right Daniel i'm looking for someone to work part time
in my paper ware house, but first thing first we always wear our safety equipment. Do I
look like Bob the Builder. I look like Bob the Builder. i i don't know wha- I look like
Bob the Builder! yea sure you do! and what job do you do? Well i own the place so im
the boss of this place so I'm the boss of 26 employees. that sounds cool I want that job.
I win! this is Daniel Book winning at a job interview. Uh Daniel you can't have my uh.
now tell me about your job experience. well i go on TV and I interview people like this,
HERE WE ARE! Once i interview a rockstar and an astronaut will i be getting that job. No
Daniel you're going to have to learn to manage your expectations. This is Daniel Book learning
to manage his expectations. You're going to be making minimum wage- FANTASTIC! see i managed
my expectations. Is this a fire extuingsher? yes Daniel its a fire extuingsher that is
to be used in the of emergency. This is daniel book going nuts and spraying a fire extuingsher
at my new boss. Daniel Noo! Ahhhhhhhhhh I love this job! Daniel i can't give you this
job get out! Hooray now i can go back to being an astronaut rock star!!