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by Nate and Steve!
-Hello? -Hello
My name is Steven and I'm calling from Legitimate Popcorn Industries
today I am conducting a survey for all of our customers over fifty seven years
I'm.. not fifty seven
Yeah sure whatever you say pal
anyways i was wondering if i could take a moment of your time to ask you few questions
about some of our products
I'm at work right now but I guess so
Alright first of all, How many children do you have?
What does that have to do with popcorn?
It's part of the survey sir please just answer the question.
How many do YOU have?!
uh...
next question
-What is your preferred shampoo? -What's a shampoo?
The stuff you put in your hair when you take a shower in the morning.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SHOWERS!!!!!
Ok, well we will just move on then.. I guess.
Next question.
-How many bus drivers does it tak... -SHOWERS ARE FOR THE WEAK!
WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR
HE DIDN'T SHOWER ONCE
AND HE STILL GOT A WIFE
AND HAD SEVEN CHILDREN
AND HE LIVED TO BE A HUNDRED AND THREE!!!!
That's nice.
-Can we please just move onto the survey questions now? -NO! I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID SURVEY
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK! GOODBYE!
JERK!
Ok then.
Have a nice day.