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Hi, I'm Steve Mahanahan and thank you for your Steve Mahanahan child clown rental.
You care for my clowns like you care for your children.
Please pay attention to the following video. It will help you get the most of your child clowns.
When your child clowns arrive, they may not want to come out of their carrier.
If shyness occurs, gently tap on the clown box.
The child clowns should learn quickly.
These child clowns come hungry as a horse!
The first thing a child clown will look for is food.
Child clowns are not fed in their clown boxes so expect them to arrive very hungry.
My child clowns are blind! They'll eat anything!
Your child clown may be reluctant to perform in an amusing fashion.
We recommend "Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown Poison" spray.
It keeps them sick! But not too sick!
Too much poison and you've got a dead clown on your hands! It's useless!
Our child clowns can perform up to 12 hours at a time.
But they might get tired and try to rest.
You've got to keep them awake!
Go ahead, use my horn!
You're gonna love my clowns!