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Are you tired of your *** wife constantly breaking your iPad? Or sitting at the back
when you're 40 years old? Sleeping alone? Or even women only being able to multitask.
Is that the GoGo pillow I see there? Must've taken a genius to come up with that idea!
Just slot any tablet in there, anytime, anywhere. And I bet you can't guess what this old man's
about to watch! It's just a regular pillow with four pockets stitched into it so we could
charge triple the price! Flip it sideways BOOM it'll stay in. Got Parkinson's disease?
Like this guy. BOOM! Still stays in. See that girl on he right there, look how depressed
she looks, not any more with the help of the GoGo Pillow. Look at this stupid ***, she
thinks she can still take pictures with this thing, but she doesn't realise that the GoGo
Pillow actually disables the camera completely and everything will look black! And did you
know that before you bought the GoGo Pillow, it was impossible to lie in your bed and watch
movies on your iPad or listen to music. Oh well now folks there is a solution. The GoGo
Pillow makes all these things possible now. And *** airbags you can save your kids life
with this thing. Look at this kindle, it's waiting o fall out and get broken. Keep watching,
keep watching, and keep watching and poof! And without actually showing you how long
it takes to convert, it's a U Pillow. And wanna make your daughter even more vulnerable
to getting bullied? Transform your GoGo pillow into this unfashionable piece of ***. Turning
pages in a book has never been more comfortable. You don't have to prop up your iPad with a
*** stapler anymore. Just sit down, lie down, shut the *** up and empty your wallets.
Look at these high prices, ***! I'll be homeless if I wanted those. You think you're going
to get that iPad with the pillow, I don't think so! But it does come in all these different
colours. And it's only 1995 dollars. See you think this pillow only has one use, and that's
for sleeping on, well NO NO NO NO you're wrong! It has 3 different types of pillows, all in
one! 3 in 1, 3 pillows in 1. Not 1 in 1, 3 in 1. "Money back guarantee". Look it's been
rated 3 stars, this is a fantastic deal.