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HERE ON "WILD WEST ALASKA,"
WE ADVOCATE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL HUNTING PRACTICES.
WE ALWAYS TAKE GUN SAFETY VERY SERIOUSLY, AND SO SHOULD YOU.
BELL-RINGER.
Chase: I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING.
YOU GONNA RUN AWAY FROM THE CARNIVAL
TO JOIN UP WITH THE GUN SHOP?
GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU.
YOU'LL TAKE IT?
I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH CHASE.
DRIVING ME NUTS, BROWNNOSING.
ARTHUR'S GOING BUFFALO HUNTING.
Arthur: TO FEED THE VILLAGE I COME FROM.
I'M GOING HUNTING WITH MY DAD.
THE MOOSE POPULATION ISN'T THAT GOOD UP THERE,
BUT HAVE FUN.
WHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH HER?
IT'S NOT LEVEL, AND IT'S NOT IN THE CENTER.
NO!
WE'RE DOOMED!
Jim: ALASKA -- TRULY THE LAST FRONTIER.
A PLACE WHERE YOU DON'T GO TO THE GROCERY STORE,
YOU GO HUNTING, AND THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN.
COOL GUN ALERT!
GOOD MORNING, HANS-Y!
WE HAVE AN OLD SAYING --
THE ODDS ARE GOOD, BUT THE GOODS ARE ODD.
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT ABOUT US, TOO.
YEE-HAW!
MY NAME'S JIM WEST, THE OWNER OF WILD WEST GUNS.
AND THIS IS MY CREW.
Ken: CHECK OUT WHAT MY GENIUS HAS ACHIEVED.
Phred: I MAKE THIS LOOK EASY.
GOOD SHOT, PHRED!
Bryan: THERE ISN'T A GUN THAT I CAN'T BUILD.
Mitch: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
Hans: OH, JASPER, WE STRUCK OUT AGAIN.
[ JASPER WHINES ]
Jim: THERE ARE GUNS,
AND THEN THERE ARE WILD WEST GUNS.
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Jim: TODAY'S ONE OF THOSE GREAT ALASKAN DAYS
WHERE YOU JUST GOT TO BE OUT IN THE SUN.
SO IT'S A PERFECT DAY TO HEAD OVER TO THE CARNIVAL
AND VISIT OUR OLD FRIEND CHASE, WHO WORKS THE SHOOTING GALLERY
AND TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPETITION.
[ GUNS SPRAYING ]
OH!
AAH!
I KNOW.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DID, GUYS.
DUDE, I WANT A LEMUR SO BAD.
Ken: CHASE'S PARENTS OWN THE CARNIVAL,
AND HE'S BEEN WORKING THE MACHINE-GUN BOOTH SINCE HE WAS A PEASHOOTER.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WIN A LEMUR OFF OF THIS KID FOR 15 YEARS.
YOU GOT TO SHOOT ALL THE RED OUT OF THE STAR.
HANS, RIGHT THERE.
OH! RED LEFT.
IF THAT WAS A BEAR, IT WOULD HAVE GOT YOU.
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S MACHINE-GUN KENNY.
LOOK AT THAT. I DID THE BEST OF THEM ALL, MAN.
JUST TWO LITTLE PIECES.
"ALL RED MUST BE SHOT FROM CARD TO WIN."
NO LEMUR FOR ME.
LOOK AT THAT -- THERE'S A HOLE IN THAT THING.
EXCEPT YOU MISSED THAT CHUNK.
OH, GEEZ.
[ Singsong voice ] LOSER!
MINE'S SHOOTING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I CAN STICK MY NOSE THROUGH THAT.
WE GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT SHOOTS BETTER THAN THIS.
YOUR TECHNIQUE WAS WRONG, JIM.
YOU GOT TO START AT THE TOP.
WE NEED TO TAKE THESE GUNS OVER TO THE SHOP
AND, LIKE, SIGHT THEM IN A LITTLE BIT.
I DON'T CARE IF THESE ARE JUST CARNIVAL GUNS,
IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN I MISS A TARGET.
WE WORK FOR LEMURS. [ LAUGHS ]
COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
LET'S GO GET A TURKEY LEG.
SEE YOU, GUYS.
YEAH, I WANT TO RIDE THAT THING. THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
HERE WE COME. BELL-RINGER.
WATCH THE BACKSWING.
Ken: NOT QUITE.
92.
LET ME SHOW YOU [BLEEP] HOW TO DO THIS.
[ BELL DINGS ]
WHOA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
GOOD JOB.
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
THEY GOT A BUNCH OF NEW CAMO IN.
THAT LOOKS KIND OF GOOD.
YEAH, THEY GOT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS, TOO.
HUH.
OH, NO.
WHAT?
THAT DUDE OVER IN THE CORNER,
HE'S A FREAKIN' WEIRDO.
WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT HIM? HE'S DRESSED IN CAMO.
Shh! Quiet!
WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT HIM?
HE'S DRESSED IN CAMO. YOU SHOULD LIKE HIM.
AS SOON AS HE SEES ME IN HERE, HE'LL BE "HA-HA-HA-HA"
HE'S TRYING TO HELP.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH. NOT MUCH, MAN. HOW YOU DOING?
HOW YOU DOING?
I'M KEN. HOW YOU DOING?
NICE CAMO.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
LOOKS GOOD.
IT MATCHES, ANYWAY.
HEAR ABOUT THE NEW MultiCam THAT CAME OUT.
YOU GOT YOURS YET?
NO. I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH THIS STUFF HERE.
THIS STUFF HERE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU GOT A FULL MOON OUT,
THIS THING GLOWS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
OKAY.
SAY, HOW DID YOU DO THIS YEAR?
YOU GOT A MOOSE, DIDN'T YOU?
YEAH, I GOT ONE. ABOUT 51".
THAT'LL DO, I SUPPOSE.
FILLED THE FREEZER.
SMALL FREEZER.
MINE WAS A LOT FATTER. GOT ABOUT 58".
BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR WITH THE MOOSE, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS PURE BAD LUCK
RUNNING INTO MY ARCHNEMESIS HERE.
HE MIGHT BE YOUNGER, HE MIGHT WORK OUT,
BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK NEAR AS GOOD AS I DO IN CAMO.
TAKE IT EASY.
WATCH THAT INTERSECTION OUT THERE.
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
THERE'S ACTUALLY SOME COOL [BLEEP] OVER HERE.
OH, THAT'S ARTHUR.
HEY, ARTHUR.
Arthur: OH, HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON, KEN?
HOW YOU BEEN, MAN?
DOING GOOD. DOING GOOD.
YOU REMEMBER HANS, DO YOU? ARTHUR.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
OH, YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING FOR?
MY GOAL IS TO GET A BISON.
BUFFALO.
I WANT TO GO BUFFALO HUNTING BECAUSE BUFFALO IS HUGE.
THAT'S DEFINITELY ENOUGH TO FEED THE VILLAGE I COME FROM.
MY GOOD FRIEND ARTHUR COMES FROM AN ALEUT VILLAGE.
HIS ANCESTORS LIVED BY HUNTING AND FISHING
IN A SUBSISTENCE LIFESTYLE.
MANY OF THE NATIVES IN ALASKA STILL DO THE SAME THING TODAY.
YEAH, THERE'S A LOT TO KNOW ABOUT BUFFALO HUNTING.
THAT'S NOT AN EASY HUNT.
IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING ELSE. THEY'RE A REAL WEIRD ANIMAL.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO HUNT BUFFALO.
THEY'RE HARD TO FIND, THEY'RE HARD TO SNEAK UP ON,
AND THEY'RE HARD TO BRING DOWN.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN COME INTO THE SHOP AND TALK TO JIM.
REALLY?
WELL, I'LL DEFINITELY DO THAT.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. HAVE A GOOD ONE, BUD.
NICE SEEING YOU.
YEAH, GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
Phred: I WON.
[ Laughing ] YOU JUST CHEATED.
NO, I DIDN'T.
OH, I DID. [ LAUGHS ]
SO, MY DAD AND I ARE GOING ON THAT MOOSE-HUNTING TRIP.
I'M GONNA SURPRISE HIM AND HAVE BRYAN LOOK AT HIS GUN.
AND I THINK THAT HE THINKS HE CAN FIX IT HIMSELF.
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE SCOPE.
YEAH, I THINK YOUR DAD WILL BE EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
MY DAD AND I GO HUNTING ALMOST EVERY YEAR.
IN ALASKA, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE,
AND I GET REALLY EXCITED ABOUT GOING.
BOOM.
AW. DAMN IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
Chase: HEY, JIM?
Jim: HEY, CHASE.
HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
YOU BRING THOSE GUNS DOWN TO GET THEM FIXED?
OH, NOT EXACTLY.
I CAME TO ASK YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT OF A FAVOR.
ALL RIGHT.
THE CARNIVAL SEASON IS KIND OF WINDING DOWN NOW,
BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING.
SO, I GATHER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB.
YES, SIR.
YOU GONNA RUN AWAY FROM THE CARNIVAL
TO JOIN UP WITH THE GUN SHOP?
A CARNY'S GOT TO GROW UP, TOO.
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OPENINGS?
UM...
WELL, AT THE MOMENT, WE'RE PRETTY FULL UP,
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE KIND OF NEED PEOPLE
THAT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT WORKING ON GUNS.
WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THOSE B.B. GUNS
AT THE CARNIVAL MY WHOLE LIFE.
YEAH, I COULD TELL BY THE WAY THEM B.B. GUNS WORK,
YOU WEREN'T MUCH OF A GUNSMITH.
BUT I ALSO SAW THAT YOU PAID
A LOT OF ATTENTION TO DETAIL IN YOUR BOOTH.
I'M A REALLY QUICK LEARNER.
AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT DOING EVERYTHING.
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO START AT THE BOTTOM...
...AND BE THE CLEANUP MAN,
WE CAN FIND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO, I SUPPOSE.
AWESOME. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
BRING THOSE GUNS IN SO WE CAN GET THEM FIXED.
WILL DO. FIRST THING.
HEY, FELLA.
HEY, PHRED.
HERE IT IS.
YEAH.
I THINK IT JUST NEEDS TO GET CLEANED
AND, I MEAN, THE SCOPE KIND OF SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
I LIKE THIS CRUNCHY, BROKEN-GLASS SOUND IT MAKES
WHEN YOU ADJUST THE POWER.
YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT THIS PETRIFIED WOOD RECOIL PAD YOU GOT ON HERE?
YEAH, THAT MIGHT NEED TO GET CHANGED, TOO.
YEAH, I BET I COULD PUT YOU A GOOD NEW ONE ON THERE.
EVER SINCE I STARTED WORKING HERE,
BRYAN'S BEEN LIKE A BIG BROTHER TO ME.
HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR ME AND MAKING SURE
THAT HE GOES THE EXTRA MILE WHENEVER I NEED HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GET IT FIXED UP.
SWEET. THANK YOU.
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL.
HERE YOU GO.
LET ME HAVE YOUR MIRROR.
THERE YOU GO. HAMMER -- OKAY.
EVERY UPSCALE RETAIL SHOP HAS A MIRROR FOR TRYING ON CLOTHES.
WE'RE AN UPSCALE GUN SHOP,
SO WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A MIRROR FOR TRYING ON YOUR GUN?
WHAT ARE YOU --
IT'S NOT LEVEL, AND IT'S NOT IN THE CENTER.
IT'S NOT EVEN ON THE NAIL YET.
IT'S NOT LEVEL.
LOOK, THAT'S LEVEL.
DROP YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER DOWN, SO I CAN --
IT'S NOT LEVEL, DUDE!
IT'S NOT NOW 'CAUSE YOU MADE ME MOVE MY ARM.
KEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS YOURSELF.
I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SEE IF IT'S LEVEL.
HOW CAN I HANG IT MYSELF.
YOU NEED A LEVEL, IS WHAT YOU NEED.
GO GET ME A LEVEL.
YOU'RE BLIND. YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
NO!
WE'RE DOOMED!
DUDE, YOU BROKE THE MIRROR!
WHERE'S MY SAGE? WHERE'S MY CRYSTALS?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ken: WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF BAD LUCK IS GONNA COME OUR WAY?
IT'S BAD VOODOO. IT'S BAD JUJU.
IT'S ARMAGEDDON.
IT'S WORSE THAN LOSING A LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT.
DUDE, IT'S OVER! WE'RE DOOMED!
YOU JUST WALKED UNDER A LADDER, LUNATIC!
DON'T WALK UNDER THE LADDER!
AH, SO WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS ABOUT KEN,
BUT HE IS RIDICULOUSLY SUPERSTITIOUS.
I USED TO THINK KEN HAD A REAL BAD SUPERSTITION PROBLEM,
BUT NOW I KNOW HE'S JUST [BLEEP] NUTS.
OH, GET A GRIP, OLD MAN.
OH, MY GOD.
WHERE'S MY RABBIT FOOT?
SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
OH, MY GOD.
Jim: HEY, CHASE.
HEY, JIM.
IS THAT THE GUN I WAS SHOOTING AT THE CARNIVAL?
YEAH, ONE OF THEM IS, ANYWAY.
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
I REMEMBER THIS. CUSTOM ZIP-TIE JOB ON HERE.
AND THE TRIGGER WOULDN'T RESET.
THE BARREL'S EVEN LOOSE.
NO WONDER I COULDN'T SHOOT THE RED OUT.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN DO FOR IT?
WE CAN DO A LOT FOR THAT.
I'LL GET THEM LOGGED IN HERE.
YOU GO AHEAD AND GET ON BACK TO WORK BACK THERE.
THANKS, JIM.
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES ] OH, THOSE THINGS.
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU HERE.
YOU REMEMBER THESE?
YOU WERE COMPLAINING THAT YOU COULDN'T SHOOT IT.
WELL, LOOK AT THE BARREL ON THIS THING.
IT'S NOT THE GUN. IT'S THE OPERATOR, JIM.
WE GOT TO GET THESE THINGS FIXED.
I GOT A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD, HERE.
WHICH REPUTATION?
I CAN'T BE LOOKING BAD AT THE CARNIVAL.
THE ONLY REASON I'M WORKING ON THIS SCRAP METAL
IS BECAUSE JIM COULDN'T HIT A LITTLE RED STAR.
OKAY. I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET IN TROUBLE.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, PHRED.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
CHECK THIS OUT.
I JUST GOT YOUR DAD'S GUN DONE FOR YOU.
IT'S GOT A BRAND-NEW SCOPE ON IT.
OH, COOL.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
MY DAD CANCELED ON THE MOOSE-HUNTING TRIP
'CAUSE HE HAS TO WORK.
I KNOW.
IT JUST KIND OF SUCKS 'CAUSE WE HAD EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT.
SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT YOU EARLIER.
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WASTE ALL THAT TIME.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL GET SOME USE OUT OF IT SOMEDAY.
HOPEFULLY.
BUT, YEAH, I'LL PICK IT UP TOMORROW.
ALL RIGHT, PHREDDY. TAKE CARE.
Ken: I'M NOT SELLING NOTHING. BAD JUJU.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BREAKING A MIRROR
IS SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING FOR KARMA.
SALES ARE GONNA PLUMMET INTO THE BASEMENT.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
HURRY UP TO NOWHERE.
WILD WEST GUNS, ALASKA. THIS IS CHASE.
WOW, HE'S MAKING A PRETTY GOOD HAND.
CATCHING ON PRETTY QUICK.
[ SCOFFS ] KIDS.
WHERE'S MY GUN AT?
WHICH ONE YOU LOOKING FOR?
MY ON-SHOOT.
I KNOW RIGHT WHERE THAT ONE'S AT.
[ SIGHS ]
IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN A YES-MAN?
NO WAY, MAN.
HERE YOU GO.
WELL, THANK YOU.
THIS OLD GUN'S NEEDED SOME CLEANING UP HERE,
ALL RUSTED UP.
OKAY.
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
YOU'LL TAKE IT?
I'LL GET IT DONE FOR YOU REAL QUICK.
YOU SURE ARE EAGER, KID.
YEAH. I'M A QUICK LEARNER.
YOU KNOW HOW TO CLEAN IT UP?
WELL, HAVE AT IT, THEN.
THANK YOU.
WONDER WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIX NEXT.
MITCH HAS NO REASON TO FEEL THREATENED BY CHASE,
BUT IF IT'LL LIGHT A FIRE UNDER HIS ***, WHY NOT?
SEE, THAT'S WHAT WE NEED --
SOME YOUNG, ENERGETIC GUYS AROUND HERE,
FULL OF AMBITION.
AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
EVERYTHING'S OUT OF WHACK HERE, DUDE.
YEAH, NO KIDDING.
THAT'S WHAT I CAME UP HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
SAGE, DUDE.
OR MAYBE IT'S CINNAMON. DON'T KNOW.
IT'S HERB. IT'S GONNA DO GOOD.
WHAT'S GOING ON, DUDE?
I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH CHASE.
HE'S MESSED UP ALL THE VIBES BACK THERE.
MY "GUN SHUI" IS WAY OUT THE DOOR.
HE'S JUST DRIVING ME NUTS, BROWNNOSING
IT'S FENG SHUI, FIRST OF ALL.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE ARE CURSED.
I KNEW IT.
I COULD SMELL THIS JINX FROM A MILE AWAY.
THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS REAL BAD.
CURSED! CURSED!
FORGET THE CURSE.
WE GOT SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER THAN CHARMS?
[ SNIFFS ]
SOMETIMES I THINK IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
FOR PEOPLE LIKE KEN TO WORK IN GUN SHOPS.
HE'S JUST LOST HIS MARBLES.
HOW ARE MY GUNS COMING?
WHAT GUNS?
THE ONES THAT I BROUGHT IN THAT I NEED YOU TO FIX FOR ME.
AS IF THIS KID HASN'T RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY ALREADY,
NOW HE'S TRYING TO GIVE ME ORDERS?
WELL, I HAVE TO FINISH SOME OF THIS STUFF FIRST.
A LITTLE BIT OF A PRIORITY HERE.
I'M NOT USUALLY WORKING ON TOY GUNS.
IT'S A NEW EXPERIENCE.
OKAY.
Ken: HEY, ARTHUR. HOW ARE YOU?
JIM WEST, ARTHUR.
THAT'S JIM -- FAMOUS JIM.
BROUGHT THE GUN IN, HUH?
OH, YES.
HE'S GOING BUFFALO HUNTING.
OH, REALLY.
TO FEED THE VILLAGE I COME FROM.
A VILLAGE CALLED PORT GRAHAM.
I THINK HE WANTS TO PICK YOUR BRAINS
ABOUT BUFFALO HUNTING, TOO.
WELL, BUFFALO ARE A REALLY TOUGH ANIMAL.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SET OF EYES WATCHING YOU.
MOST PEOPLE THINK OF A BUFFALO AS A BIG, BURLY, SLOW BEAST,
BUT IT'S AMAZING HOW QUICKLY THEY COULD DISAPPEAR
OVER THE HILL OR INTO THE TREES.
WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET THIS RIFLE
FUNCTIONALLY READY TO GO BUFFALO HUNTING?
THIS HAS SEEN HER BETTER DAYS, AND THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
LEAVE IT HERE WITH US.
WE'LL REBUILD IT,
GET YOU A GOOD GUN TO GO AFTER THEM WITH,
AND YOU'LL BE SET.
ARTHUR'S MISSION TO FEED THE VILLAGE IS A GOOD CAUSE.
AND WE'RE A LITTLE BIT SLOW,
SO WE CAN TAKE ON A GUN-CLEANING PROJECT FOR A GOOD FRIEND,
AND IT WILL MAKE OUR KARMA A LOT BETTER.
I'LL LEAVE IT WITH YOU GUYS.
I'M SURE THAT IT'S IN GOOD HANDS.
YO, KID!
[ HUMMING ]
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HOLLERING?
I'M HOLLERING BECAUSE I WANT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
YOU CERTAINLY DID THAT. NOW, SPIT IT OUT.
MY BUDDY ARTHUR IS GOING ON A BUFFALO HUNT.
HE'S A NATIVE GUY,
AND HE BROUGHT HIS TRADITIONAL HUNTING RIFLE.
THE GUN IS A WRECK,
BUT THE HEART OF THE WEAPON IS STILL GOOD.
RE-CREATE THE SPIRIT OF THAT FIREARM.
I THINK THIS GUN'S SPIRIT IS BROKEN.
I GOT OTHER STUFF IN FRONT OF IT.
CAN MITCH HELP YOU WITH YOUR SPIRIT?
MITCH IS NOT IN A POSITION TO HELP US IN THIS REALM RIGHT NOW.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[ SNORES ]
OF COURSE HE'S SLEEPING.
LET'S GET IT ALL DONE UP FOR HIM.
KARMA.
KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA.
Bryan: TO HUNT BUFFALO, THIS GUN NEEDS TO BE
COMPLETELY REBUILT FROM THE CORE.
THE ACTION'S LIKE THE HEART OF THE GUN.
IT'S THE PART THAT LOADS, FIRES, AND EJECTS THE CARTRIDGE.
SINCE THE ACTION IS STILL GOOD, I'M GONNA BUILD
THE REST OF THE COMPONENTS OF THE GUN AROUND IT.
I'M GONNA ADD A THUMBHOLE STOCK
FOR BETTER GRIP AND INCREASED STABILITY.
IN CASE THE SHOOTER NEEDS TO QUICKLY REALIGN
FOR A SECOND SHOT,
A NEW BARREL WITH A MUZZLE BREAK WILL REDUCE THE RECOIL.
NOW THAT THE GUN'S A LOT MORE STABLE,
I'M ADDING A SCOPE,
'CAUSE GETTING WITHIN RANGE OF A BUFFALO FOR A CLEAN SHOT
CAN BE A BIT OF A CHALLENGE.
Ken: ARTHUR!
HOW YOU DOING?
GOT MY CALL, HUH?
OH, YES.
I GOT A GUN FOR YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
ALL RIGHT, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
ALL RIGHT, NOW OPEN THEM.
OH!
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE SAME RIFLE?
SAME ACTION, BUT WE'VE DONE A LOT OF WORK TO IT.
HAD A LITTLE PLASTIC SURGERY, AS THEY SAY.
BRAND-NEW SCOPE AND LIGHTWEIGHT RINGS.
FLUTED OUT THE BOLT HANDLE FOR YOU FOR A LITTLE LIGHTNESS.
IT'S BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A BUFFALO RIFLE.
YOU DO YOUR JOB, AND THAT'LL DO ITS JOB.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU GUYS
FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.
HOW ABOUT YOU COME ALONG WITH ME FOR THE BUFFALO HUNT.
YES!
I LOVE TO HUNT BUFFALO.
COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GO BUFFALO HUNTING.
YOU'RE BUFFALO HUNTING?
YOU'D SCARE THEM ALL AWAY.
I'M THE FIRST ONE TO ADMIT THAT I'M NOT MUCH OF A HUNTER,
BUT I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THE SHOP
TO ESCAPE THIS BAD JUJU.
NOT A LOT GOING ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THEY CALL ME MR. BUFFALO.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S GO GET A BUFFALO.
HEY, BRYAN. WHAT YOU UP TO?
OH, NOTHING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AH, WORKING WITH CHASE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE PUT OFF.
EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND AND JIM'S THERE,
HE'S RUN OFF TO GO SUCK UP TO JIM.
HE'S WORSE THAN A PUPPY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
HE'S JUST EXCITED.
YOU KNOW, YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE
WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG GUY, YOU WERE JUST STARTING OUT?
VAGUELY.
BESIDES, HE'S DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB.
HE CLEANED THOSE GUNS RIGHT UP, THE OTHER DAY, THAT WE GAVE HIM.
LIKE, HE WAS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB
THE OTHER DAY, YOU MIGHT LOOK OUT.
HE MIGHT BE YOUR FUTURE REPLACEMENT.
THE THING ABOUT CHASE IS, HE'S A SMART KID,
BUT I GOT TO TEACH HIM WHO'S TOP DOG.
YEAH, WE JUST GOT TO SLOW HIM DOWN
BEFORE HE SCREWS SOMETHING UP AT THAT SPEED.
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS A SHOCK COLLAR.
[ LAUGHS ]
Ken: THERE ARE NO BUFFALO IN ANCHORAGE,
SO THEREFORE, WE HAVE TO TRAVEL
WELL OVER 300 MILES ACROSS ALASKA,
OVER THE ALASKA RANGE JUST TO FIND A BUFFALO.
THE BUFFALO WON'T COME TO KEN, SO KEN IS GOING TO THE BUFFALO.
♪ WE'RE GOING TO HUNT A BUFFALO ♪
[ SIGHS ]
GET SOME STICKS HERE.
HAVE YOU EVER SHOT OFF A STICK BEFORE?
NO, I HAVEN'T.
WELL, THIS WORKS REALLY GOOD.
IT'S A LOT MORE STABLE THAN JUST TRYING TO SHOOT OFF A HAND.
WHEN WE GET UP CLOSE TO THE BUFFALO,
WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
YOU'RE BASICALLY GONNA HAVE ABOUT FIVE SECONDS.
IF ARTHUR MAKES A BAD SHOT
AND JERKS THE TRIGGER AND MISSES,
THAT ANIMAL'S GONE, AND WE MAY NOT GET ANOTHER SHOT.
THEY'RE GONNA SPOOK AND RUN.
IT'S ALL ON YOU. DON'T BE NERVOUS.
YOU READY?
THERE YOU GO.
FIRE IN THE HOLE.
RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ORANGE.
THAT'LL KILL BUFFALO.
WELL, LET'S GO GET ONE.
HERE, WE GOT SOME MAIL.
THERE'S SOME PARTS IN HERE, AND THIS IS FOR PHREDDY.
Woman: HI.
HEY.
SO, YOU GOT A COOL RIFLE HERE.
YEAH.
I'M GOING HUNTING WITH MY DAD.
I'M SO EXCITED.
READY FOR YOU.
WE'RE GOING TO THE DENALI. HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?
OH, YEAH.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY RAINY UP THERE.
SHOULD I GET ANY MORE GEAR?
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, I HEAR THE MOOSE POPULATION
REALLY ISN'T THAT GOOD UP THERE, BUT HAVE FUN.
OH, OKAY.
SHE'S JUST IN A SOUR MOOD.
THANK YOU.
Hans: WHAT THE HECK'S WRONG WITH HER?
HER DAD CANCELED HER HUNTING TRIP.
YOU EVER SEEN HER LIKE THIS?
THAT MEANS A LOT TO HER.
WELL, YEAH.
I'VE NEVER SEEN PHRED THIS BUMMED OUT BEFORE.
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD HELP HER OUT.
YEAH. I'M GOOD.
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT?
Hans: HERE'S YOUR MAIL.
OH.
HOPEFULLY THAT'LL PERK YOU UP.
THIS IS A MATCHED SET OF CAMO THAT I BOUGHT MY DAD.
OH, COOL. HE'LL LIKE THAT.
YEAH, HE DOESN'T REALLY NEED IT ANYMORE, BUT...
HERE, YOU COULD ALWAYS USE SOME MATCHING CAMO.
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MATCH.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY BAG ON ME ABOUT THAT?
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOMETHING.
THERE'S LOTS OF SIGN AROUND HERE.
IN FACT, THEY'VE BEEN HERE NOT VERY LONG AGO.
JIM, LOOK AT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
LOOKS LIKE THE CINNAMON ROLLS YOU BROUGHT US LAST WEEK.
BUFFALO CHIP.
I JUST CALL THEM POO.
THIS IS A GOOD AREA UP HERE TO HUNT IN.
Bryan: HEY, PHRED.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
NOT MUCH. WHAT YOU DOING?
NOTHING.
THOSE BOOTS ARE REALLY NASTY.
SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO CLEAN THOSE THINGS.
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PICKING THE MUD OUT OF YOUR BOOTS.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S MUD.
I THINK IT'S MOOSE POOP.
FOUND A COUPLE OLD .22s IN THE CLOSET
WE'VE HAD DOWN THERE FOR A LONG TIME.
SO, I GOT THEM UP AND WORKING,
AND I COME TO SEE IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO TAKE THEM OUT
FOR A TEST DRIVE THIS WEEKEND,
GO UP NORTH AND GO SQUIRREL HUNTING.
Man: AND NOW "AL-ASK-US EVERYTHING WITH MITCH."
WELL, HERE'S A QUESTION YOU DON'T OFTEN GET.
CANADA, CAYMAN, COOK.
OH, "SEAS" AS IN "WATER."
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER WHEN WE COME BACK.
ALASKA IS THE ONLY STATE TO HAVE COASTLINE
ON THREE DIFFERENT SEAS --
THE ARCTIC OCEAN, THE PACIFIC OCEAN,
AND THE BERING SEA.
THE ONLY OTHER STATE THAT EVEN COMES CLOSE
IS FLORIDA, WITH TWO.
SO TAKE THAT IOWA
AND YOUR DELICIOUS CORN, CUCUMBERS.
[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, THERE'S A "C."
Bryan: FOUND A COUPLE OLD .22s.
I COME TO SEE IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO TAKE THEM OUT
FOR A TEST DRIVE THIS WEEKEND,
GO SQUIRREL HUNTING.
OKAY.
THIS ISN'T A CHARITY HUNT, IS IT?
WHAT? OF COURSE, NOT.
OKAY. JUST MAKING SURE. THOUGHT I'D MAKE SURE.
SHE GOT ME.
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO HUNTING
BEFORE THE FIRST SNOWFALL, BUT I FIGURE
THAT I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP CHEER UP PHRED.
IT'S NOT A MOOSE HUNT,
BUT IT'S SOMETHING TO GET OUT AND BREATHE SOME FRESH AIR.
OBVIOUSLY, BRYAN REALLY WANTS ME TO GO SQUIRREL HUNTING WITH HIM.
I BETTER GO OR ELSE HE'LL BE REALLY BUMMED OUT.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE PUT A LITTLE BIT OF MEAT
OKAY.
YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, I'LL PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY.
ALL RIGHT.
DON'T WORK TO HARD.
BAD FOR YOU.
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.
Jim: WELL, IT'S GONNA BE DARK PRETTY SOON.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T FOUND A BUFFALO YET.
Ken: YOU KNOW, I HEAR THAT SEEING BUFFALO DUNG
AT THE BEGINNING OF A HUNT IS BAD LUCK.
Arthur: I DON'T BELIEVE IN LUCK.
IN THE ALEUT CULTURE,
WE BELIEVE THAT ONE MAN'S ACTIONS
HAS THE ABILITY TO CHANGE THE BALANCE OF NATURE.
EVEN SMALL ACTIONS HAVE A MAJOR IMPACT.
HMM.
BEEN A LONG DAY TODAY. I'M DONE.
WE NEED TO HEAD BACK BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK.
TOMORROW I START EARLY IN THE MORNING.
ONE THING I REALLY APPRECIATE ABOUT YOUR CULTURE
IS THE FACT THAT THEY USE EVERYTHING ON THE ANIMAL.
NOTHING GOES TO WASTE.
BUT WHEN YOU'RE LIMITED ON HUNTING,
YOU CAN'T WASTE ANYTHING.
AND WITH THE ALEUT CULTURE, THERE IS A BELIEF
THAT THE ANIMALS DO HAVE SPIRIT,
AND WHEN THEY DIE, THE SPIRITS ARE RELEASED
TO HELP CREATE MORE BALANCE.
WHEN WE CATCH AN ANIMAL,
WE KEEP THE HEAD AT THE SITE WHERE WE HARVESTED HIM FROM.
REALLY?
SO, WHENEVER YOU'RE OUT HUNTING ANYTHING,
YES.
THAT WAY, WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, IT CATCHES THE EYES,
AND IT ALLOWS THE SPIRIT TO GO MUCH MORE EASY.
SO, IS IT, LIKE, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
AS A YOUNG, HEALTHY GUY, YOU KNOW, TO GO OUT,
GO BRING FOOD BACK TO THE VILLAGE?
OH, YES.
LAST TIME I CAUGHT A BEAR,
I GAVE IT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE BEAR IN THE VILLAGE.
THAT'S HOW EVERYBODY SURVIVES
AND EVERYBODY ALWAYS HAS FOOD,
IS BECAUSE IT'S SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE.
I HOPE WE CATCH A BUFFALO.
NOT GETTING A BUFFALO IS NOT AN OPTION.
WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT, IF WE GET A BUFFALO
THEN I'D HAVE THE COMMUNITY FEAST.
YOU GUYS ARE DEFINITELY MORE THAN WELCOME TO JOIN.
I'M THERE.
YOU'RE TAKING OFF, TOO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOW, THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.
THERE IS NO WAY I'M MISSING A VILLAGE FEAST.
PARTY.
[ GRUNTS ]
OH.
I JUST GOT A BIG BUTT-FULL OF YOUR FACE.
[ Laughing ] OR A FACE-FULL OF YOUR BUTT.
PHRED'S MISSING A BIG OPPORTUNITY
TO GO HUNTING WITH HER DAD,
SO I'M REALLY GLAD TO SEE THAT HER MOOD'S CHANGED.
MAYBE SQUIRRELS ARE JUST -- THEY BLEND IN SO GOOD.
OH [BLEEP]
[ LAUGHS ] YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
I MEAN, IT'S A BUMMER THAT I COULDN'T GO MOOSE HUNTING,
BUT ANY EXCUSE TO COME OUT HERE IS A GOOD EXCUSE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
HEAR SOMETHING?
SQUIRREL.
SQUIRREL!
LET'S GO SHOOT THAT SQUIRREL.
Jim: WE'RE GOT TO BE GETTING CLOSE.
I CAN SMELL THEM.
LOOK AT THEM, ALL THE BUFFALO.
THE WATER THEY'VE BEEN STOMPING IN HERE.
THEY LAY AND ROLL IN THAT DIRT, GET THE BUGS OFF OF THEM.
HAMBURGER ON THE HOOF, BOYS. HAMBURGER ON THE HOOF.
THERE THEY ARE.
JUST HOLD STILL.
THERE'S SOME RIGHT THERE.
THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE.
Shh! Shh!
ALL KEN HAS TO DO IS SPOOK ONE OF THOSE BUFFALO
AND THE WHOLE HERD'S GONNA DISAPPEAR.
THERE. SEE HIM COMING ACROSS?
YOU NEED TO GET UP IN FRONT OF HIM.
Ken: TATANKA.
A WHOLE SLEW OF TATANKA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT ONE.
SEE WHERE HE LANDED?
I THOUGHT HE WENT THIS WAY.
NOPE. HE'S UP THERE.
HE'S UP THERE AT THE TOP.
HE'S RIGHT THERE ON THAT LIMB. HE'S LOOKING DOWN AT YOU.
SEE HIM?
RIGHT THERE?
HE'S BEHIND THAT LIMB.
HERE. COME OVER HERE.
OH, I SEE HIM.
ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
[ GUNSHOT ]
LET'S GO GET HIM.
GO CHECK HIM OUT.
ALL RIGHT! NICE SHOT!
YEAH, RIGHT IN THE THROAT.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ONE FOR THE POT.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
Chase: WHAT YOU UP TO?
I'M WORKING ON THIS.
WHAT ABOUT THOSE CARNIVAL GUNS?
WHAT CARNIVAL GUNS?
THE ONES THAT I BROUGHT IN THAT I NEED YOU TO FIX FOR ME.
THEY'RE SITTING OVER THERE.
GOT THE PRIORITY WORK TO DO.
JIM'S KIND OF HOT ON GETTING THEM WORKED ON.
JIM'S ALWAYS HOT ON GETTING SOMETHING TO WORK ON.
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
I THINK, IN THIS CASE, HE WANTS US TO GET THEM
ALL READY SO WE CAN TRY HIS HAND AT THAT SHOOTING CONTEST AGAIN.
OKAY.
I'LL RUSH RIGHT INTO IT.
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FIX THEM UP AND HE DOESN'T WIN?
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT WOULD HURT HIS EGO, WOULDN'T IT.
I THINK IT MIGHT.
SO, WE FIX ONE UP, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH SO THAT --
EXACTLY.
OKAY. WELL, THAT MIGHT GIVE ME SOME INCENTIVE,
BUT I STILL GOT TO FINISH THIS THING UP.
OKAY.
COOL, WELL, YOU'LL GET THEM NEXT THEN, RIGHT?
OH, OF COURSE.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS, MAN.
YEAH. NO PROBLEM, CHASE.
THIS IS GONNA BE EASY WORKING ON THESE TOYS.
CLEAN THEM UP, REPLACE ANY BROKEN PIECES --
IT'LL BE A CINCH.
[ GUN SPRAYING ]
PIECE OF [BLEEP]
PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO PULL THESE GUNS APART
AND FIND OUT WHY THEY'RE NOT SHOOTING ACCURATELY.
THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT BARREL.
THIS IS WHERE IT LOCKS UP.
GET THAT THERE BUFFALO.
[ SIGHS ]
Quiet. Keep your eyes open.
Come on.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
Jim: A BUFFALO'S A BIG ANIMAL
AND CAN TAKE A SHOT FROM A .300 MAG AND KEEP GOING.
WE NEED TO GET ARTHUR INSIDE OF HIS RANGE
SO HE CAN MAKE A GOOD, CLEAN KILL SHOT.
JUST GO SLOW AND BE QUIET.
THEY'RE MOVING.
NOW THE BUFFALO HAVE ALL TURNED AWAY
AND THEY'RE SENSING DANGER. THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE.
Get them sticks out.
THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.
Jim: IF THEY'LL STOP FOR A SECOND, WE'LL GET A SHOT.
Jim: HEY, MITCH. MITCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE BACK.
CATCHING A LITTLE NAP, ARE YOU?
WHEN WERE YOU GONNA GET THESE GUNS FIXED?
Jim: THEY'RE MOVING.
IF THEY'LL STOP FOR A SECOND, WE'LL GET A SHOT.
REMEMBER, HOLD RIGHT BELOW THE HORN.
LEVEL WITH THE HORN AND BACK ABOUT 6 INCHES.
NICE, BUDDY.
THAT WAS A GOOD SHOT.
MY HEART IS, LIKE, RACING.
THAT WAS A GOOD, CLEAN-LOOKING SHOT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE HAPPY
IN THE VILLAGE, DUDE. NICE ONE.
ONE SHOT, STRAIGHT DOWN.
THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE TO SEE.
ONE BULLET, ONE BUFFALO.
AND THAT SMALL SQUEEZE OF THE TRIGGER
WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL EFFECT FOR MANY PEOPLE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS ONE WEIGHS?
OH, HE'S ABOUT PROBABLY 1,200 POUNDS OR SO.
YEAH. THIS'LL BE GOOD.
HEY, MITCH.
HEY, CHASE.
HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
OH, THESE DAMN THINGS.
THEY'RE MORE COMPLICATED THAN I THOUGHT.
BUT YOU UNDERSTAND ALL THIS STUFF, RIGHT?
YEAH.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TEACH ME
HOW THAT ALL WORKS TOGETHER SO I COULD DO IT FOR MYSELF?
YEAH, I CAN TEACH YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS THIS BUSINESS CAN BE EXCITING
WHEN YOU'RE FIRST STARTING OUT.
I CAN REMEMBER BEING A YOUNG SHOP HAND --
YEAH, A LONG TIME AGO -- BUT, YEAH, IT WAS EXCITING.
SO YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THEM BEING BROKEN ALL THE TIME.
OH, NO, NO. IT'S A MECHANICAL MARVEL
THAT SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE THROWN AWAY.
THANKS FOR DOING THIS FOR ME.
YEAH, WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT,
BECAUSE IT'S A BUNCH OF SPRINGS AND LEVERS,
AND THEY ALL GOT TO WORK TOGETHER,
AND IT'S SO EASY TO MISTIME THE WHOLE THING.
IF YOU EASE UP ON BEING SO EAGER-BEAVER,
AND, YOU KNOW, JUST READY TO FLY...
TO WORK WITH THE REST OF THE GUYS,
YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK GOOD TO MAKE THEM LOOK BAD.
RIGHT.
SO, YOU TRY TO BALANCE THAT ALL OUT.
AND WITH THAT, WE CAN GET ALONG A LOT BETTER.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU MAY FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE,
BUT WHEN I WAS A YOUNG KID,
I MAY HAVE PISSED OFF MORE THAN ONE GUNSMITH.
THE BIGGEST THING THAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR IS TIMING ISSUES.
AND ONCE YOU GET THE TIMING SET IN YOUR HEAD,
THEN YOU CAN SEE WHERE IT'S GOING WRONG.
Bryan: JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE.
Phred: [ LAUGHS ]
I KIND OF FEEL BAD, THOUGH,
'CAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE MY DAD SOME STEW OR SOMETHING.
WELL, YOU CAN MAKE IT STRETCH.
JUST PUT LOTS OF POTATOES AND CARROTS IN IT.
I'VE BEEN ASKED A LOT WHAT SQUIRREL TASTES LIKE.
IT CAN BE REAL TOUGH, SO MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT.
BUT I JUST TELL EVERYBODY IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.
DOES YOUR DAD EVEN LIKE SQUIRREL STEW?
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE.
I MEAN, HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE MOOSE EITHER,
YEAH?
SO, I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, MAYBE HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE MOOSE HUNTING.
HE LIKES TAKING YOU MOOSE HUNTING
AND SPENDING TIME WITH YOU.
TRUE.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.
I WAS FEELING KIND OF BITTER THAT MY DAD HAD TO CANCEL,
BUT I KNOW THAT HE WAS JUST AS DISAPPOINTED AS I WAS.
BESIDES, NOW THERE'S AN EXTRA MOOSE OUT THERE FOR NEXT YEAR.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
LET'S BEAT FEET FOR TOWN.
Jim: HEY, MITCH. MITCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE BACK.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, THERE.
LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE WORKING HARD.
OH, YEAH.
CATCHING A LITTLE NAP, ARE YOU?
YEAH, PREPARING FOR THE NEXT JOB.
WELL, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THESE GUNS FIXED?
THEY'RE DONE.
WELL, GEE.
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK HERE
AND LIGHT A FIRE UNDERNEATH YOU TO GET THEM FIXED.
THAT'D BE A WASTE OF FUEL.
WE NEED TO GO TEST THEM.
OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T I GO GET CHASE,
AND WE CAN DO ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME?
HEY, ROOKIE.
OH, LOOK WHO SHOULD APPEAR.
YEAH, THE APPRENTICE.
HEY, GUYS.
A GOOD APPRENTICE ALWAYS COMES WHEN HE'S CALLED.
I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW MITCH FIXED THEM...
THAT'S MY MAGIC.
...WHEN HE WAS TAKING A NAP, BUT MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
NO, HE'S PRETTY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES.
SO, YOU READY?
YEAH. I FEEL LIKE *** TRACY WITH THIS THING.
WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM.
THIS IS JUST TRYING THEM OUT, RIGHT?
YEP.
WELL...
TRYING THEM OUT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF COMPETITION.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, IF YOU FIXED THESE REAL WELL,
THAT MEANS I'M GONNA WIN THIS, RIGHT?
OH, OF COURSE.
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE READY TO GO.
OKAY. SEE IF THEY WORK OR NOT.
TRY TO SHOOT OUT THE STAR.
[ GUNS SPRAYING ]
WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE I WON.
Mitch: NICE SHOOTING, JIMMY.
YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR EYES BACK, HUH?
YOU FINALLY GOT ME A GUN THAT WORKS.
THANK YOU.
YOU DID PRETTY GOOD SHOOTING YOURSELF THERE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR GUNS HERE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON THERE.
HUH.
I'VE KNOWN CHASE A PRETTY LONG TIME.
HE'S USUALLY A PRETTY GOOD SHOT.
MUST BE GETTING A LITTLE RUSTY OR SOMETHING.
MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TARGET PRACTICE.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE.
WELL, THEY WORK, OBVIOUSLY.
YEAH, THEY WORK JUST THE WAY THEY WERE PLANNED.
SOME OF THEM WORK A LITTLE BETTER THAN OTHERS.
ALL RIGHT, BACK TO WORK.
[ DRUMS PLAYING, SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
TRADITIONALLY, A DANCE HAS ALWAYS TOLD A STORY
ABOUT EITHER A HUNT OR A CERTAIN TYPE OF CELEBRATION.
THEY'RE SAYING IT WAS A REALLY GOOD HARVEST.
THIS ONE SINGLE BUFFALO IS ABLE TO FULFILL THE WHOLE VILLAGE.
HEY, GUYS.
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GUYS BRINGING THE BOUNTY IN.
YOU TALK ABOUT THE BOUNTY OF THE HUNT
AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE WITH THE ELDERS AND EVERYBODY.
IT'S THE INDIAN WAY. IT'S THE UNIVERSAL WAY.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TAKE CARE OF THE UNIVERSE,
THE UNIVERSE TAKES CARE OF YOU.
SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT.
Arthur: IT'S DEFINITELY AN HONOR
WHEN AN ELDER APPROACHES YOU LIKE THAT
WITH SUCH WORDS OF WISDOM.
WE'RE PROUD OF YOU.
YOU'RE THE HUNTER RETURNING WITH THE MEAT.
[ DRUMMING, SINGING CONTINUES ]
Ken: I LEARNED SOMETHING.
PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO BALANCE NATURE WITH THEIR ACTIONS.
LIKE PULLING A TRIGGER ON A GUN CAN FEED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE
OR BEING THERE FOR A FRIEND WHO'S DOWN
CAN TURN INTO A GOOD TIME
OR EVEN JUST SHOWING A YOUNG KID THE ROPES CAN MAKE YOU A HERO.
I'M GIVING UP ON SUPERSTITIONS. I DON'T NEED CRYSTALS OR SAGE.
OUR GUN SALES ARE GONNA BE JUST FINE
AS LONG AS EVERYBODY AT WILD WEST GUNS
DOES THEIR SMALL PART.
AND THEN I GET TO GO FISHING.
LOOK WHO'S THE GENIUS.
YEAH! YEAH!
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF THE BUFFALO IS?
THE WINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUFFALO WINGS, DUDE!
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