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Nick: I'm filming! Hazen: Okay so this is me Playing the orange box and today i'm playing Portal! Nick: Hello, i am the Camera guy!
Jon: I am Jonathan, the guy who helps Hazen, the guy who plays. if he gets stuck, this is our first time.
Hazen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Nick: Crap! Jon: SERIOUSLY! Nick: This just shows how stupid we are. (chuckle)
Hazen: Okay, we've never played this game before and were just starting it Jon: That's what i was just saying!
Hazen: Whatever, Okay NEW GAME! RAWR Nick: Hard Drive! Hazen: Okay!
Nick: Okay, checking storage, i don't know what that means! Okay, so Chapter one...
Nick: Okay.
Nick: WAIT THERE'S CHAPTERS ON THIS GAME? Hazen: Yea there is! Nick: Really? Hazen: It's like each testchamber, almost
Nick: Hmm, i dunno ¯\(°_o)/¯
Hazen: Each loading screen its a (Hurmurmurmur) Nick: Okay what was that? Hazen: That was my bed, or something
Hazen: Oh yeah! i just woke up from my bed, Okay. uhh
Nick: OH SWEET A TOILET, DUMP EVERYTHING IN THE TOILET!
Hazen: THROW EVERYTHING IN THE SKY! Nick: YEAH!
Jon: Break everything! Go potty! Go potty!
Nick: In the toilet, in the toilet.
GLaDOS: Hello, and again Nick: Who's that? Jon: I have no idea!
Jon: Creepy! It's the creepy girl, camera girl! Nick: SHUT UP!
Jon: Hey...
Hazen: I should be the only one talking
Hazen: Nicholas and me should be the only ones talking. You only talk when i need help!
Nick: NOPE! He can talk! He can give comments!
Jon: Yeah! I'll give lots of comments! I'll give lots of comments!
Hazen: What does this toilet say-- *COUGH*
Jon: Sorry, that was me coughing! Nick: Oh! oh! yeah--
Nick: Oh yeah, by the way the guy playing, he's not going to be playing all the time...
Nick: He's just going to play for the first test chambers Hazen: NO! I'm going to play though the entire game..
Hazen: Then Jonathan is going to try! and i am going to be the person who helps because I AM AWESOME!
Nick: Well we
Nick: Well we duh!
Hazen:Your business is appreciated! Haha Jon: HAHAHA
Nick: This is the first time we-- Hazen: WHAT'S THAT? Jon: I think it's a girl!
Nick: Holy crap! Hazen: That's me!
Nick: Yeah that's you! Jon: You're a girl?!? I thought you were a boy, but now you ended up being a girl?
Nick: By the way we are all Males
Nick: Were all Males-- Hazen: WHAT'S THAT? Jon: I think it's a cube that kills you! *hurt* Nick: WHAT THE HELL! Hazen: *** CUBES! Nick: The *** cubes :O
Nick: Get away from them!
Nick: What the hell...
Hazen: Can i make myself bleed?
Nick: I think you can
Hazen: I'm not sure if you can with the cubes, or something. What! that pushes the *** button, cancer button!
Nick: I think it'll give you cancer, i dunno ¯\(°_o)/¯ Ooh camera! I think...
Nick: the camera's the one who's talking
Jon: There's no voice recorder on it though! Nick: WAIT i have a name for the camera, Rebecca!
Hazen: What if we had a test chamber
Hazen: that doesn't have any camera's and the girl is talking anyway?
Hmm i dunno ¯\(°_o)/¯ -Yeah it does-- -HOLY! -Whoa!
01/19 OKAY were making progress!
if you don't see, I'm shivering!
(GLaDOS) Please place the cube on the Aperture Science 15,000 Pound Super Colliding Super Button!
Holy crap! That's a lot of pounds
Portals! -Yay! -It's a *** cube! -AAHHH *throws* -A *** CUBE!
Oh crap!
You put it on the cancer button!
What the fu- -RAWR -Wherediditgowherediditgo? ¯\(°_o)/¯ -NOOOOOO RAWR *throws*
I'm sure the button will give me cancer! :(
Yay! There it is!!
Party rockin'!
Party rockin' in the HOOOUSSEE TONIGHT! Every body just have a good time!
What was that little field you just came across? -Uhh i read a little thing on it and I think it's called and Emaci-Pootis Grill.
Nonono! She said that it's an Emancipation Grill!
She says it fizzles and burns those little cubey things. -YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY -Take that cubes!
What is that?
What the? -I think it's a gun that kills you!
I'm just jumping around randomly!
It's going to make my teeth disintegrate? :(
Okay what is this? -What the -WHOA
Holy! -Go in! Go in!
It makes the portals! -Grab it! -Yay! -Ooooooh!!!
I'll see you in hell *kills Rebecca*
Take that! Take that Rebecca!
Okay this is going to be epic, I'm going to shoot here and then shoot there
And it's just going to like, fall through
Oh i failed! Oh i failed!
Maybe there's another one i can use
Yup, there's another one! Aww i failed again, WHAT!
Take it through the emancipation grill!
Or you could just walk there!
Take that camera! HAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHEFavzkxuyjydx,sg
TAKE THAT REBECCA! Yeah! YEAH! WOOO AHAHA MUAHAHAHA!!!
I think they just see what you're doing, that's all!
Okay were running out of Battery--