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-Hey, it's Josh, and guess what?
I'm going to go learn how to wrestle.
I have my own wrestling referee here.
-Hi, I'm Bill.
-Beat some people up.
-Take that.
-Yeah!
You guys get the *** out [INAUDIBLE].
-I'd like to introduce you to Scotty Mac.
Scotty Mac--
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.
- --one of the trainers and owners of ECCW.
-I better change.
-OK.
-There's facilities over there.
-BRB.
-OK.
-Go change, but he's already wearing
[INAUDIBLE] get this training.
-I'm ready to wrestle.
Just call me the Rainbow Wrestler.
OK, let's do this.
-Those would be amazing for a show.
This is just the training gym.
For right now, maybe they'll [INAUDIBLE]?
-I don't want to make you jealous,
so I'll save these for later.
-Maybe just-- here, no.
There we go.
We want to roll, so get in line behind shreds there.
-Good start.
Better than I expected.
That was good.
-What do you mean, better than you expected?
-Awesome.
-I got this wrestling thing.
-And I'm going to start with my right leg.
All right, how's that?
-Good.
You did great.
-You want a few less steps.
-I don't get the fall though.
-No, you don't get the fall.
OK, we'll start here.
I want you to pretend like you're
sitting on an imaginary chair.
OK.
And-- oh, you kind of went with all ***.
So if we can go--
-I do tend to do that.
We could go with more surface area, more back.
More back, less ***.
First time for everything.
-Better.
Let's move on.
-[INAUDIBLE].
OK, wait, question, when do we hit the showers?
-There's no shower time today.
-Anyway, if you could be more professional and
get on with this.
-Some do a one foot takeoff, like this.
Or we could do-- and again, we're landing nice and flat
and my *** up.
-I got the *** up part.
-All right.
-Ahh!
-Almost.
-So straight over. a
-I don't do anything straight.
-And, close.
Good enough.
We don't often poser after.
-Is there something where you guys all crowd around me
and just squish me?
-Well--
-Is he talking about a battle royal for some reason?
-I don't know what he's talking about.
-He's talking about something, I don't
think it's a battle royal though.
-Maybe I'll give you a body slam.
-I haven't had one of those since last night.
Yow!
-What's going to happen, what you're going to do,
I'm going to take your arm here, put it here.
I'm going to reach between your legs-- -Uh huh.
So far so good.
Well, what are you waiting for?
I was born to wrestle, baby.
When I pick you up--
-At the club later tonight.
-When I pick you up, you're going to post on my hip.
-OK.
-Ah!
-OK, Arty, could you please make him post?
-Oh, yeah, on my hand.
-I'm going to post.
I'm going to post.
Ah!
-Boom.
-Wow, I think I just climaxed.
Do we get cigarettes after, or what?
-We don't really smoke in the facility.
We need to have a finishing maneuver.
I know he said you probably already finished with the body
slam, but let's say you didn't.
Let's say you want to take it to the top.
-I could go again.
-I'm going to climb up, position yourselves like this.
And I want you to do a big high cross body, jump into my arms,
and I want you to pin me one, two, three.
-Thanks, boys.
-Spotters.
You guys should grab my arms and we can go that Madonna thing
from "Material Girl."
No?
Ah ha!
How do I not him my face on the floor?
-I'll make sure you don't hit your face on the floor.
You might hit your face on the floor.
-I'm just shaking because the things aren't sturdy.
Ah!
Be!
Ya!
You're not pushing.
-You're just so bad.
-Ya!
-One, two, three.
Winner.
-He counts and then you win.
-I like this wresting thing.
-You counted?
You counted already.
Yeah, that was it.
-Thank you.
This has been awesome.
-So celebration time, like maybe one of your poses?
No, no that's not!
Use the usual, not the usual-- and you're thrusting--
-I could really get into this wrestling thing.
- --and gyrating.
-So am I a professional wrestler?
Getting there.
Our next big show is at the Commodore Ballroom,
January 18th.
But if you're not at the Commodore,
you could also see us every month
at the Russian Cultural Center in Kitsilano
on 4th and Arbutus.
Really great live entertainment in your face,
up close and personal.
-I like it in my face.
-Ah, well.
-Well, it's time to hit the showers?
-Yes.
So, individual--
-Thank you so much for the training.
- --showers.
Thank you for watching.
Make sure you subscribe.
And I'll see you on Tuesday with another video.
Ha!
Head lock!
-Head lock.
-Toodles.
-Toodles.