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“You should love God with your whole heart, your soul, etc.”
All right, good. And that God, what does he look like?
[God’s Facebook Profile]
Is he alone?
What does he do?
Where does he live?
That seems to be a natural question.
This God that we should love with our whole heart
and soul and everything, do you have a picture of him?
Show me what he looks like.
If I said, “There’s this girl, or guy,
and you’re gonna love them with your whole heart and soul”,
and the first thing … you go, “Can I see ’em?”
“Well, no, that would be offensive.”
(laughs)
I mean, it’s common sense. Why is it called “FACEbook”?
Why?
Does it have anything to do with faces?
Maybe? Looking at faces?
And saying, “I like this face, and this one I don’t like as much”?
So people, they want a social network with God, but no pictures.
Why?
Why are they afraid?
Is God married? Does He have a girlfriend?
Is He in a relationship?
(laughs)
Relationship status: Complicated.