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Happy Friday! Here are some headlines from this week…sort of.
The President delivered his State of the Union a dress on Wednesday. Reactions from all sides
were mixed and pundits say it was a kicky little tea-length number with a few ruffles
and some embroidery around the waste…wait…what? Let me try that again. The President delivered
his State of the Union Address on Wednesday. And then provided turn-by-turn directions.
In market news, early in the week, Standard & Poor’s warned that it was considering
lowering Japan’s credit rating. Experts say the country needs to take care of those
disputed charges from Old Navy or else it will never qualify for that miles card it
really wants. In a study released last week, scientists
conclude that the amounts of methane gas in the atmosphere are once again on the rise.
I’ll give you a moment to allow your inner 12-year-old finish this one.
In a related story, Toyota is recalling more vehicles with faulty gas pedals.
And in another clearly related story, Jessica Simpson broke wind in a meeting this week.
How’s your inner 12-year-old doing now? Still need a sec.? Ok.
In other science news, researchers have discovered a tiny organism that has been able to reproduce
asexually for 30 million years. In a report published this week, scientists confirm that
it has been able to go without sex for so long with the help of very small ***.
Apple released its much-rumored next big ticket tech toy on Wednesday. In a media extravaganza
Steve Jobs showed off the device and said quote, “With this iPad my wallet with your
technophile dollars. Please pay at the door,” end quote.
Author J.D. Salinger, who wrote Catcher in the Rye, one of America’s greatest novels,
has passed away. Apparently this happened late this week and not 27 years ago like everyone
thought. And finally, in entertainment news, actor
Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah again this weekend on a charge of domestic violence.
An inside source says that once police arrived on the scene, a single officer was able to
stop the assault by extending his arm and placing his hand on Coleman’s forehead.
That’s it! I’m Kathy. If the news is broken…I dropped it.
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