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GEORGE: Say, Brad.
That's some mighty fine lotion you got there.
BRAD: It's the best lotion there is.
Bought it in Uruguay for 40 grand.
GEORGE: Mind if I take a dab before our next scene?
BRAD: Positively, George.
MALE SPEAKERS: Yo, we're in the scene.
Can we get some lotion too?
BRAD: OK.
Chill, Shaobo.
You can have as much lotion as you want.
BERNIE MAC: Why didn't I offer Bernie Mac more damn lotion?
I'm the king of lotion.
BRAD: Sorry, my bad, Bernie.
Take as much as you want.
BERNIE MAC: No, son.
I'm just playing ya.
I got my own damn lotion.
Bought it for myself.
Goat milk in the backyard of my ranch in Jackson Hole.
Got a fine vanilla scent.
BRAD: It smells like heaven, Bernie.
BERNIE MAC: That's what Elliot Gould called it.
ELLIOT GOULD: Hi, I'm Elliott Gould.
And Bernie Mac's lotion is like
heaven in a little bottle.
BERNIE MAC: Look-a here.
My lotion givin' more motion in the ocean.
Matt Damon, you need some of Bernie Mac man dressing.
Make you spicy like a salad and [INAUDIBLE]
like a cabaret club.
MATT: No thanks, Bernie.
I had my own lotion included in the contract.
Just ask the producer.
PRODUCER: I fought mighty hard not to include
lotion in the deal.
But when he gave me some of his back
end points, I obliged.
MALE SPEAKER: I actually get paid in Jergens.
Otherwise, they'd want my role to be played by Martin Short.
DON CHEADLE: After getting nominated for "Hotel Rwanda,"
I got myself a garage full of lotion to bathe in whenever I
feel like getting all lotiony.
MALE SPEAKER: I invested in a company that's drilling for
lotion in Texas.
It's revolutionary.
MALE SPEAKER: Guys, we gotta shoot.
Finish your lotion.
And let's make some money to buy more lotion that's even
better than the lotion you can imagine in
your wildest dreams.
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MALE SPEAKER: Flower power.
Today, we're doing sushi.