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On the right, On the right...
On the right, On the right...
On the right, On the right
All the ladies dreaming 'bout
Teachers on the right
They used to be constitution nerds
Now they're so hot I'm lost for words
Steve, there's nothing I would not give
For my heart's unitary executive
Your classroom's an idea lab
Should we take a stab at a right-wing power grab?
Standing in the classroom
Making liberals look like fools
They want to curb
The executive power in Article II
But I'm not listening
I know that you're gonna read
Each amendment textually
Who needs privacy or penumbras?
Surely not either of these fellas
Baby!
I know that you're gonna read
Each amendment textually
Just like the briefs John Yoo submitted
When you can pick and choose
"original" meanings, you're irrefutable
John, you've got to be mine
With glasses and a wrist brace so fine
Sign my copy of the Federalist
You blow my mind
I want to blow you... a kiss
You even know Ken Starr
Imagine all the fun we could have
With a cigar
C'mon, don't tease.
Just shower me with your expertise
Standing in the classroom
Making liberals look like fools
They want me to believe in Roe
Without Lochner, too
They're so twisted!
I know that you're gonna read
Each amendment textually
So if abortion rights aren't given
It ain't because they don't like women
Baby!
I know that you're gonna read
Each amendment textually
Just like Scalia did in Heller
When you can pick and choose
"original" meanings, you're irrefutable
On the right, on the right...
On the right, on the right
On the right, on the right...