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May old acquaintances be
forgot?
And, umm uh...
Hey everybody, it's me, Morgan, the Orabrush tongue.
Happy New Year!
For some, New Years is just about getting action.
That's right the coveted New Year's kiss.
Are you serious?!
This can't be happening... I got a party.
Oh my gosh!
It's almost midnight! Can I kiss you?
No! Is that all New Years means to you?
I don't even know you! Well... I like what I see.
I am very flattered... okay?
Oh Morgan... You are the best I have ever had.
Shut up.... Of course I am.
But I just don't kiss any random girl. I only kiss those
of the upmost character.
Like, what are your new years resolutions? I am going to start a non-profit charitable
organization that helps under privileged children and organs.
Okay... Well whats your New Years resolution?
To get a girlfriend. Oh! Perfect! I'll be your girlfriend.
Oh, Please!
Can I kiss you please? I have never not been kissed at midnight. Can I kiss you please?
Okay, if you must.
Oh yuck!
Gross, what are you doing!? Get away from me.
Come on! Thats what this holiday is all about, it's New Years!
In your dreams loser. I promise I won't use tongue...
You are a tongue
There in lies
The dilemma...
And you stink...
Everyone always thinks I am going to French kiss them, but I am not even French! I am Chicano.
New Years
Is going to suck.
Again!
Hey, so what are your new years plans? Are you going to go to a party or something?
or may the stay-at-home because your lonely and you know just going to those parties
will makes you feel weird because you will be that guy that is not talking to anybody. "Who invited him?"
Also, let me know what my New Year's resolution should be in the comments.
And if you have any video ideas.
Because I've got a whole
year of Tuesdays
ready to roll
Prescribe to my channel! You get to see me
every tuesday kinda like a therapist.
Oh and one more thing.
Back by popular demand! The Morgan discount!
is available! Just trying to help people
who's New Year's resolution is to stop smelling like a butt.