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Baby, what's wrong?
Nothing, it's just...
Come on, tell me!
You know, we have been together for a while now, but I can't get this thing off my head.
What is it?
Are you really into me or it's just my butt that you like?
What's up, guys! This is Nadia.
We all know that question has no answer.
Unfortunately, even when two people stay together for a very long time, I think
it's impossible to be completely sure about the other one's feelings.
Sure, things would come easier later if we made our intentions clear from the start.
But then again, should we?
Should we be 100% sincere from the very beginning?
And in whatever situation during the relationship?
I'm afraid I can see what could that lead to...
Ehi! Nice body.
May I screw you?
So, when I saw before, I... I just...
Listen. I just want you to know that I already know exactly every single word you are going to say.
But you are so cute, so keep going.
A-ha. Yes, yes, I'm taking you to the movies tonight.
Yeah, then you're gonna come to my house and suck me dry.
Hello?
Hellooo?
Ehi, babe!
I just finished Skyrim in 82 hours straight! I paused just to pee.
I'm awesome, ain't I?
I think you should get a life.
And we should break up.
Honey! How do I look?
You look terrible.
I'm actually a little ashamed to go out with you tonight.
But don't worry, I'll be patient until we get home and have sex.
What were you thinking while we were doing it?
You seemed to be daydreaming.
I was actually having a fantasy.
Really?
I'm curious, tell me.
Was it about the two of us?
It's a recurring fantasy that I have.
What it would be like to be helplessly gang *** by ten black men with huge c***s.
Having them f**k me in the *** and s****t all over my face...
What are you thinking right now?
You.
But with your best friend's ***.
Why won't you tell me what's wrong?
Come on, I'll do anything.
Let it go... there's nothing you can do about it.
But maybe if you open up it'll make you feel better.
It's that I'm not really... satisfied with you.
What? Is that the problem?
We can, I mean, I can work on it.
I swear! I'll become a better lover!
It's not you!
Then why do you say you are not satisfied with me?
It's your ***! Your *** is too small!!!
So yeah, I admit it.
When it comes to embarassing situations, I'm not really the most sincere boyfriend in the world.
So if you are watching this, babe, know that I'm sorry.
I lied to you, I lied to everybody, I lied many times, and I'll keep lying.
I lied when I met you at the grocery store and told you I needed a good table wine for my house cat.
The truth is... my cat only drinks beer!
Or actually, I don't ever have a cat. You eventually figured that out.
I just said the first stupid thing that came to my mind.
I lied when you asked me if I did that to every girl.
That is, if you consider a non-given response a lie.
I lied when you asked me how could I be so bold and confident.
The truth is that I'm not.
I'm full of insecurities, like every other guy out there.
I just force myself to get through them.
I lied when I told you your makeup looked great.
Yeah, sorry... I barely notice these things!
It's just that you've put so much effort into it and I wanted you to feel good about it.
I lied when, after seeing you were hesitant on my bed,
I kissed you on the cheek, I got up and offered you a cup of tea.
Saying that I didn't care whether we were going to have sex or not that night.
The truth is that I perfectly knew that within minutes after hearing that,
you would've ripped my clothes off me.
And yes, I lied when I told you I wouldn't come in your mouth.
As a matter of fact...
Alright, maybe I'm giving away too many details here.
So, do I feel guilty about those lies?
Well, yes and no.
I mean, not that they're something to be proud of,
but let's face it: who has never told a lie in a situation like that?
Who's able to be completely themselves in front of a person they like?
Or in front of anybody, for the matter.
Everyone has behaved like me at least sometimes in their life and, maybe I'm thinking badly,
but I think the reason why many people don't do it more often it's just because they are not good at it.
So, these are my thoughts for the day. But I'm curious, what are yours?
Leave a comment and let me know.
See you next time!
Baby, how can you even think that? I love you, I love every part of you!
Then why did you squeeze my butt so tight the moment I asked?