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The speech last year in Berlin is only part of it...
Wait a second, didn't Barack Obrama give this big speech in Cairo
that the Middle East seemed to like?
That's... No, but I think that's exactly the problem.
It's not just the Berlin speech but in Cairo he said: "Any world order..."
He said: "Any world or--"
Uh, I'm laying down a beat, for you, keep going.
Any world order that elevates one nation over another will fall flat.
Ah, snap!
I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism.
Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.
Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God,
a blessed nation, and that we are better.
Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place,
gettin blessed by Joe Biden from space! (Ay!)
God bless America! (Ay!)
Gah-awd bless America! (Ay!)
God bless, God God bless, Goooood bless America!! (Ay-men!!!)
Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce,
dry it, and roll it, and smoke it...
I know, it tastes like goat ***.
- You smoke your lettuce. - Believe me, I've tried.
You're gonna end up with similar problems
than if you were smoking tobacco.
I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato, burnin salad in my throat!
Steve Buyer warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce.
You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish.
It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke.
Cancers: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke.
Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke!
It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke.
If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay.
It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!
The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.
Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications
for just a single opening. One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employer.
Shawtayee, don't you know that Air Jordan was from meeee?
I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
and carried a walking stick.
Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shrooms?
Or you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?
Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star.
Don't stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts! You can be...
- Lady Gaga. - I can be...
- T-Pain. - We can be...
- Bringing on the boogie. - Droppin rhymes like rain.
- You can be... - Lady Gaga.
- I can be... - T-Pain.
Bringing on the boogie. With floppy hats and *** canes.
We've got some breaking news.
Let's go to Tracy Burns, she's got all the news.
Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert.
Tracy, baby, you crazy? I don't know what the hell's goin on.
Or where the camera belongs. Let's go to Nicole.
- Me? - Yeah, you.
- Me? - Baby boo.
- Me? - Whooo-ooooooooh.
Me?
Nicole don't know; let's throw it to Joe.
Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself...
Breaking news guys, um...
I, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you I'm afraid...
Okay, that's okay. But the basics of it is...
- Clearly, this is a fascinating story. - Magical.
That we're gonna get all into place in just a moment...
As soon as we can get everything here.
(bah bah bah... Ay!) God bless America! (Ay!)
Gah-awd bless America! (Ay!)
Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke.
Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke!
It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke.
If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay.
It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!