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- DUDE, YOUR DAD HAS BEEN SO LAME LATELY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- HE'S ALWAYS LAME. - I KNOW.
- REMEMBER WHEN WE ALL THOUGHT HE WENT OVERBOARD ON THE BOAT
DURING HIS BACHELOR PARTY?
- YEAH, THAT WAS CRAZY, HUH?
- TURNED OUT HE WAS DOWNSTAIRS READING A BOOK.
- YEAH.
- WHO READS A BOOK AT THEIR OWN BACHELOR PARTY?
- YOU KNOW?
- SO ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME?
- NO.
- OKAY.
- I WAS CLEARING MY THROAT.
- HI, RICK.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
THOUGHT I'D STOP IN.
I GOT MORE TIME THAN MONEY.
- YOU KNOW THESE GUYS ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB, THOUGH.
- I'M A PART OF THEIR JOB. I MOTIVATE THEM.
- HE DOES MOTIVATE ME.
- HE MOTIVATES YOU?
THIS GUY SITS AROUND AND DOES NOTHING ALL DAY LONG.
HE'S--
- THAT'S WHAT HE MOTIVATES ME TO DO.
- [laughs] I'M AN INSPIRATION.
- AT MY SHOP, FAMILY COMES FIRST
AND MONEY COMES SECOND...
DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASK.
BUT THE BEST PART,
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME THROUGH THAT DOOR.
THIS IS PAWN STARS.
HELLO. - HI.
- WHAT IS THIS,
THE THING THEY SHOT SPOCK OUT OF IN STAR TREK II?
- VERY, VERY SIMILAR.
- YEAH, JUST LAY IT DOWN. THIS THING'S GOT TO WEIGH A TON.
- THANK YOU. - SO YOU HAVE AN IRON CASKET.
- YES, THIS IS AN 1860s FISK IRON CASKET.
- OKAY. [laughs]
THIS THING JUST CREEPS ME OUT.
[laughter]
- IT IS A CIVIL WAR-ERA CASKET
THEY USED TO TRANSPORT OVER LONG DISTANCES.
I'M ASKING 3,500.
FOR SEVERAL YEARS, WE JUST HAD IT STANDING UP
IN THE CORNER OF OUR ROOM
AND JUST USED IT AS A CONVERSATION PIECE.
YOU WANT ME TO OPEN IT?
- NO, NOT REALLY.
- JUST A QUICK PEEK?
- ALL RIGHT, FINE. OPEN IT.
[squeaking]
OH, MY GOSH.
- I THINK IT'S A WATERMARK.
- YOU SURE IT'S A WATERMARK? - I--PRETTY SURE.
- OKAY.
YEAH, YOU CAN CLOSE IT UP.
DEEPLY CREEPY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE THINGS ARE SO COLLECTIBLE.
SO WHERE DID YOU GET THIS THING?
- I WORK FOR A FUNERAL HOME,
AND MY BOSS WAS EMPTYING OUT THE STORAGE AREA,
AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED IT,
AND I SAID, "YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT."
- OKAY.
WELL, IT HAS TO BE A FISK, 'CAUSE LATE 1840s,
FISK PATENTED THE IRON CASKET.
- RIGHT.
- AND THEY HAD THE PATENT FOR SEVERAL YEARS.
THIS IS THE THING FOR FISK RIGHT HERE?
- YEAH, IT'S THE PATENT DATE.
- SINCE THEY WERE SO FORMFITTING,
THERE WASN'T THAT MUCH AIR, SO THE BODY PRESERVED
FOR A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME.
AND REMEMBER, THIS IS THE 1860s,
SO THERE WASN'T OVERNIGHT DELIVERY,
SO IF YOU WERE, SAY, IN GEORGIA
AND YOU WERE GOING TO BE BURIED IN NEW YORK,
IT COULD BE A FEW WEEKS,
AND IF YOU WERE IN THIS,
THERE COULD STILL BE A VIEWING.
- THAT'S RIGHT, AND GRAVE ROBBERS
ACTUALLY WAS ONE OF THE OTHER REASONS
THAT THEY WERE MADE OUT OF CAST IRON AND SO HEAVY.
KEEP PEOPLE FROM ROBBING THE GRAVE.
- BUT IT'S CAST IRON. IT'S VERY BRITTLE.
- RIGHT.
- YOU DROP THIS THING, IT'S GONNA SHATTER.
- RIGHT.
- BUT FOR THE DAY, THEY WERE VERY INNOVATIVE.
THIS COMPANY, I THINK,
PROBABLY MADE A LOT OF MONEY.
BACK IN THE DAY, MOST PEOPLE WERE BURIED
IN A PLAIN WOODEN CASKET,
BUT FISK CASKETS WERE DESIGNED TO HELP PRESERVE THE BODY.
AND REMEMBER, BACK THEN,
SOMETIMES IT TOOK A FEW WEEKS TO TRANSPORT A BODY.
THEY COULD GET STINKY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THIS THING?
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO SELL IT.
- [sighs] ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO GET 3,500 FOR IT.
- OKAY.
- I HAVE AN AUCTION GUY THAT TOLD ME BACK HOME
THAT HE THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD TAKE 4,000 AT AUCTION.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS FOR A FACT THAT THESE THINGS ACTUALLY--
PEOPLE DO COLLECT THESE THINGS.
AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER.
- OKAY.
- BUT...
IT'S CREEPY.
- WHAT IF I CAME DOWN OFF THE 35?
- YEAH, I--I--
NO, I JUS--IT'S--IT'S-- [sighs]
- 2,750. - YOU KNOW, I--
- YOU'LL SELL IT FOR 4.
- YOU KNOW, I'M SURE THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE
WITH THIS THING SOMEWHERE.
IT'S JUST, UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT FOR ME.
NICE MEETING YOU.
- I WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO BUY IT.
HE SEEMED PRETTY CREEPED OUT.
I THINK OPENING IT PROBABLY MADE HIM
NOT WANT TO BUY IT EVEN MORE.
- CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS FAMILY DEAL I'M GONNA GET.
- DAVEY'S BEEN HANGING AROUND THE STORE A LOT,
CHATTING EVERYONE'S EAR OFF
AND BASICALLY BEING A PAIN IN THE ***.
SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE HIM USEFUL
BY SELLING HIM SOMETHING.
HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR ARTWORK FOR HIS CONDO.
THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE CONSUMMATE BACHELOR.
THIS IS A BROTHEL LICENSE.
- THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
I LIKE THAT.
- THIS WAS ISSUED IN PENNSYLVANIA
BACK IN THE 1700s,
AND THIS GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE.
- [laughs] I LIKE THAT.
- AND I THINK THIS WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE ETERNAL BACHELOR.
- YEAH.
[laughter]
- I'LL GO 1,500 BUCKS ON IT.
- I THINK 700'S MORE APPROPRIATE.
- NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO? ALL RIGHT.
- I MEAN, I GOT OTHER COOL STUFF BACK HERE IF YOU WANT,
I MEAN, IF YOU ACTUALLY
LEGITIMATELY WANT TO BUY SOMETHING.
- WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW? I'M LOOKING.
IS THAT JOHNNY CASH'S LICENSE?
- JOHNNY CASH. - WOW.
THAT IS COOL.
$95,000, RICK? COME ON.
- I DON'T WANT TO SELL IT. I DON'T WANT TO SELL IT.
THIS IS NOT FOR SALE.
THAT'S WHY I MARKED IT 95 GRAND. IT'S NOT FOR SALE.
- SO IF I GAVE YOU 5 Gs, I CAN'T OWN IT?
- NO.
- COME ON, THAT'S THE MAN IN BLACK.
I RESEMBLE THAT.
- UM... NO, YOU DON'T.
[laughter]
- WHAT OTHER MUSICIANS?
- I MEAN, I GOT ROBERT PLANT THERE.
- ROBERT PLANT IS WAY COOL.
- HE HAS BOTTLE OF BEER... - YEAH, A DOVE...
- A DOVE.
THIS WAS THE EPITOME OF ROCK STAR WHEN I WAS A KID.
- I DO AGREE.
SO YOU WANT 1,500 FOR ROBERT PLANT?
WHAT ABOUT 250?
- DUDE, REALLY?
COME ON.
I'LL TAKE A GRAND FOR IT.
- 250 BUCKS. - NO.
- 250. - DUDE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I EVEN ATTEMPTED
TO NEGOTIATE WITH DAVEY.
IT'S LIKE HE WON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU
UNLESS HE'S POSITIVE YOU'RE TAKING A LOSS.
BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A GUY
WHO SELLS USED CARS FOR A LIVING?
[laughs]
ARE YOU REALLY INTERESTED IN BUYING SOMETHING, DUDE?
- WELL, YEAH, IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT.
YOU DON'T NEED ANY ART, OKAY?
I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK, OKAY?
- COME ON.
- WHAT YOU NEED IS A HOBBY OR A JOB.
THE RETIREMENT THING IS NOT WORKING OUT.
GO GET ANOTHER CAR LOT. DO SOMETHING.
- RICK TOLD ME I HAD TO LEAVE TODAY.
I DON'T THINK HE REALLY MEANT IT.
I'M JUST GONNA STAY OUT OF HIS WAY
AND GO ABOUT MY BUSINESS.
- HEY, HOSS, THIS GUY SAID HE'S GOT
A TRUCKLOAD OF SMURFS HE WANTS YOU TO CHECK OUT.
- BRING HIM AROUND BACK, MAN. I'LL BE OUT THERE IN A SECOND.
I JUST GOT A FEW THINGS, ALL RIGHT?
- COME ON, MAN.
- IT'S BEEN REALLY HOT IN VEGAS LATELY,
SO UNLESS HE HAS A TRUNKFUL OF GOLD COINS,
I'M GONNA TAKE MY TIME BEFORE LEAVING THE A.C.
- SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS.
- HOLY CRAP.
I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY.
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
- DUDE, YOU GOT TO GET THESE.
- SMURFS, HUH? - YEAH, PURE BLUE GOLD.
- HOW MANY SMURFS DO YOU HAVE IN HERE?
- I HAVE ALMOST 1,000 SMURFS HERE.
- HOLY SMURF.
- DUDE, I LOVE SMURFS.
- YEAH, MAN, YOU GOT TO GO GET UP TO THE FRONT DOOR.
- DUDE, BUT...
- YOU'RE SECURITY, NOT SMURF WATCHER.
- MAN.
- MY FAVORITE TV SHOW WAS THE SMURFS,
AND IT TOOK ME 15 YEARS TO COLLECT THEM.
I'M HOPING TO TAKE $12,000.
IT'S A LIFE COLLECTION,
BUT I HAVE TO MOVE ON.
- I CAN'T, FOR THE LIFE OF ME,
REMEMBER WHAT THE STORY WAS ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, THEY LIVED IN A VILLAGE.
IT WAS, LIKE, A SECRET.
- YEAH, THEY LIVED IN A SECRET VILLAGE.
THEY BUILT BRIDGES, THEY COOKED,
AND THEIR LEADER IS PAPA SMURF.
- WHO WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET THE SMURFS, THOUGH?
- GARGAMEL AND HIS EVIL CAT, AZRAEL.
- GARGAMEL AND AZRAEL. ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
I MEAN, I WATCHED SMURF CARTOONS TOO
WHEN I WAS A KID, BUT THIS SEEMS A LITTLE OBSESSIVE, MAN.
[laughs]
- WELL, GOT TO HAVE THEM ALL.
THEY HAVE FIREMEN. THEY HAVE BODYBUILDERS.
THEY HAVE SKATEBOARDS, BICYCLES, MOTORCYCLES,
EVERY SPORT, BOXING.
THEY HAVE THEM ALL.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
SMURFS WERE HUGE WHEN I WAS A KID,
AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING A COMEBACK
WITH NEW MOVIES AND MORE TOYS.
WITH ALL THE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND STORY LINES,
I MEAN, THEY'RE THE PERFECT THINGS FOR TOY COLLECTORS.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE'S OBSESSED.
SO WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE HERE?
- WELL, I GOT ALL THE FIRST EDITION OF THE REGULAR SMURFS.
I GOT, LIKE, AROUND 700 OF THESE FIGURINES.
I HAVE SOME PROMOTIONAL SMURFS.
I GOT EVEN THE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN SMURF.
BODYBUILDER SMURF.
I GOT EVERYTHING HERE.
- WHAT ABOUT THE BOXES IN THE BACK?
WHAT OTHER KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE?
- I GOT THE HOUSES OF THE SMURF VILLAGE.
I GOT THE WINDMILL.
I GOT THE SPORTS STADIUM.
- YOU GOT A LOT OF SMURFS.
- SMURFED OUT, MAN.
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT?
- I WANT TO SELL IT.
- YOU JUST DONE WITH THE SMURFS OR...
- YEAH, I MOVED TO A SMALLER HOUSE.
I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME AND SPACE
TO KEEP COLLECTING THEM.
- HOW MUCH ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET?
- I WANT $12,000.
- ALL RIGHT.
GO CALL JOHNNY.
NORMALLY, IF SOMEONE BRINGS ME A CARLOAD OF LOOSE TOYS,
I'M NOT THAT INTERESTED.
BUT SOME OF THESE DO HAVE THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING
AND ARE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE,
SO IT WOULD BE A BAD BUSINESS CHOICE
NOT TO GET THEM CHECKED OUT.
NOT TO GET THEM CHECKED OUT.
- HI, RICK.
- [sighs]
DUDE...
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO?
DAVEY HANGS AROUND MY SHOP A LOT,
BUT TODAY I LITERALLY CAN'T GET HIM TO LEAVE.
HE REALLY NEEDS A HOBBY,
OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GET A RESTRAINING ORDER.
[laughs]
THE OLD MAN WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU IN HIS CHAIR,
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH DYNAMITE.
- THE OLD MAN LOVES ME, RICK. YOU KNOW THAT.
- DYNAMITE.
- THE OLD MAN LOVES ME.
- A GUY BROUGHT IN A FRICKIN' TRUCKLOAD OF SMURFS.
HE THINKS THEY'RE WORTH 12 GRAND,
WHICH JUST SEEMS INSANE TO ME,
BUT I'M GONNA LET JOHNNY HAVE THE FINAL WORD ON THIS ONE.
- THAT'S AMAZING.
WE GOT SOME OF THE OLDER STUFF HERE.
IT'S SAD BECAUSE PROBABLY IN THIS TRUCK,
IT DOESN'T DO IT ANY JUSTICE.
THIS STUFF IS PRETTY AMAZING WHEN IT'S DISPLAYED.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S IN SCALE TO THE LITTLE FIGURES,
SO WHEN YOU SET EVERYTHING UP,
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE SMURF VILLAGE.
- HUH. - IT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE.
THERE WERE SO MANY DIFFERENT SMURFS IN THE VILLAGE,
YOU KNOW, SO EVERYBODY RELATED TO ONE OF THE SMURFS--
BRAINY SMURF, JOKEY SMURF.
YOU HAD SMURFETTE.
EVERYBODY DID THEIR THING. NOBODY HAD STATUS.
THERE WAS NO MONEY IN THEIR VILLAGE.
IT WAS A PRETTY NEAT CONCEPT.
MOST OF THESE FIGURES WERE HAND-PAINTED,
SO SOMETIMES THERE'S VARIATIONS IN THE COLOR,
SO THERE'S, LIKE, A PINK AND THEN THE GREEN AND YELLOW.
I MEAN, THIS WOULD PROBABLY BE, LIKE, AN $80 TO $100 FIGURE.
AND IN PERFECT CONDITION, THIS COULD BE UP TO MAYBE 250 TO 300.
- OKAY.
- AND HERE ARE MY SUPER SMURFS.
I HAVE ALL THE COMPLETE COLLECTION.
- WHAT'S A SUPER SMURF?
- WELL, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE
AND A LOT OF THE REGULAR FIGURES IS,
THESE CAME WITH, LIKE, ACCESSORIES,
SO THEY GOT NOT ONLY THE SMURF,
BUT THEY'LL HAVE AN ACCESSORY THAT COMES WITH IT AS WELL.
SO THESE ARE VERY HOT WITH THE COLLECTOR MARKET.
- YEAH, I HAVE THEM ALL IN THEIR ORIGINAL BOX.
- IT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE TO SEE THAT.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHNNY, ENOUGH SMURFING OUT, MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WELL, I MEAN, IT'S AN IMPRESSIVE COLLECTION.
I MEAN, WE GOT A LOT OF THE VINTAGE STUFF.
WE GOT A LOT OF THE BOXED ACCESSORIES.
OVERALL CONDITION SEEMED PRETTY GOOD
ON A LOT OF YOUR LOOSE PVC FIGURES.
IT'S A GREAT COLLECTION.
IT'S REALLY COMPLETE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM RETAIL...
IN THE $6,000 TO $7,000 RANGE FOR EVERYTHING.
- OH, COME ON, MAN.
I THINK IT'S WORTH A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
- I MEAN, TODAY, RIGHT NOW, IN TODAY'S MARKET,
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I SEE,
$6,000 TO $7,000.
- JOHNNY, MAN, I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY.
- NO PROBLEM, MAN.
THEY SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM MOVING THIS,
BUT IT'S A LOT OF PIECES,
SO THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO SELL THEM INDIVIDUALLY,
AND IT'S GONNA TAKE, OF COURSE, SOME TIME TO MOVE EVERYTHING.
THE VINTAGE STUFF SHOULD MOVE FIRST.
THE NEWER STUFF, THAT'S GONNA TAKE THE LONGEST TO MOVE.
- THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A DIFFERENCE IN PRICE.
- HERE'S THE DEAL, BUDDY.
LAST TIME I BOUGHT AN ENTIRE COLLECTION LIKE THIS,
IT TOOK ME PROBABLY ABOUT THREE YEARS TO GO THROUGH THEM.
AND I THREW THEM IN THE TRASH JUST TO GET RID OF THEM.
I WAS TIRED OF THEM BEING AROUND THE STORE.
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN.
I'LL GIVE YOU 2 GRAND FOR ALL OF IT.
- NO, COME ON, MAN.
- THE AMOUNT OF TIME AND LABOR THIS STUFF TAKES
TO ACTUALLY SIT THERE AND SELL--
YOU'RE BETTER OFF SELLING IT YOURSELF.
- NO, I THINK GARGAMEL WOULD PAY ME MORE THAN THAT, MAN.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M WILLING TO DO, MAN.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL LOWER IT TO 4,000.
- 4,000? - YEAH.
- I GOT 2,500 BUCKS.
I'M NOT GONNA PAY ANY MORE.
- WHAT ABOUT 3,000?
- 2,500 BUCKS.
- 2,800.
- 2,500.
- NOT A LITTLE BIT MORE?
- NOT EVEN--NOT EVEN A-- ONE CENT MORE.
- THIS IS A LIFE COLLECTION, MAN.
- IT'S YOUR LIFE COLLECTING THIS STUFF, NOT MINE, MAN.
I'M TRYING TO BUY IT FOR 2,500 BUCKS.
- I'LL TAKE IT. - DEAL?
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
LET'S GO INSIDE AND DO SOME PAPERWORK.
CHUM, YOU WANT TO START PACKING SMURFS?
- YEAH.
- I THINK THEY GOT LUCKY SMURF ON THEIR SIDE
BECAUSE THEY GOT A REALLY GOOD DEAL.
- CHECK OUT THE HENDRIX. THAT'S WAY COOL.
- YEAH, MAN. - DID I SEE THESE BEFORE?
- I'VE HAD THEM FOR A WHILE.
- I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND THE SHOP TODAY
TRYING TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE,
BUT RICK KEEPS TRYING TO KICK ME OUT.
AND HE WON'T GIVE ME ANY GOOD DEALS
ON THE STUFF I WANT TO BUY.
HOPEFULLY, COREY WILL SEE THINGS MY WAY.
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THE HENDRIX PICTURES?
- YOU KNOW, WE MET THIS GUY RON RAFFAELLI,
AND HE WAS JIMI HENDRIX'S PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHER FOR YEARS.
AND ONLY, LIKE, A COUPLE YEARS AGO,
HE REALIZED THAT SOME OF THESE PHOTOS HE HAD
COULD BE WORTH SOME MONEY.
- YOU GOT A DOUBLE EXPOSURE DOWN THERE?
- WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TWO PHOTOS.
- YEAH, I LIKE IT, DUDE.
I WAS RAISED ON JIMI HENDRIX, YOU KNOW?
THAT'LL LOOK GREAT IN A CONDO.
I'M WILLING TO PAY A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY FOR HIM.
CAN YOU MAKE ME A DEAL ON THIS WITHOUT CALLING YOUR DAD?
- I GOT IT MARKED 2,600.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PAY ME FOR IT, MAN?
- 600 BUCKS.
- I'M NOT TAKING A $2,000 HIT ON IT.
I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR 2 GRAND.
- I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY.
800.
- IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOWBALL ME, I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT.
I MEAN, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU IN THE MIDDLE.
1,000 BUCKS.
- 1,500.
- NO. I'M OUT.
I'M DONE.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN. - ALL RIGHT.
- TAKE A WALK. I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU ANYMORE.
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER, COREY. - LATER.
- YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. - YEAH.
HEY, GO [bleep], DAVEY.
[laughter]
- THESE GUYS ARE GIVING ME NO LOVE TODAY.
I'M GONNA GO GET A CUP OF COFFEE, REGROUP,
THEN MAYBE CHUMLEE WILL GIVE ME THE FAMILY DISCOUNT
THAT I DESERVE.
- WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
- IT'S, LIKE, A REALLY COOL BLOWGUN I CAME UP ON.
- OH, LET ME SEE THIS!
- NO, DON'T TOUCH IT.
- LOOKS LIKE A PEACE PIPE TO ME, MAN.
- YEAH, MAN, IT COULD BE.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS AT FIRST.
MY BLOWGUN'S HANDMADE FROM BONE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD IT IS.
AND I ACTUALLY SHOT IT TWICE.
IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE.
I'D LIKE TO SELL IT BECAUSE I GOT ANIMALS AND KIDS
AND STUFF AROUND THE HOUSE.
- YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?
- SHOOTS DARTS.
- THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS, ARE THEY?
- NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
SUPPOSEDLY, IT'S MADE OUT OF BONE.
- OKAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BONE?
- MAN. COW? I DON'T KNOW.
[laughter]
- I MEAN, IT'S AWFULLY FANCY-LOOKING.
THE ONLY ONES I'VE REALLY READ ABOUT
ARE THE ONES THAT THEY USED IN SOUTH AMERICA
IN, LIKE, THE AMAZON.
THEY'VE ACTUALLY BEEN AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
THEY HAD THIS REALLY WEIRD PROCESS
WHERE THEY'D ACTUALLY MAKE THE POISON DARTS.
THEY'D CATCH THESE FROGS,
AND, LIKE, I GUESS IT WAS THE SKIN ON THE FROGS
WAS REALLY POISONOUS,
AND THEY WERE ABLE TO MAKE POISONOUS DARTS,
AND THEY WOULD HUNT WITH THEM,
WHICH IS SORT OF CREEPY TO ME.
[laughter]
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN USING BLOWGUNS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
IT'S AN INGENIOUS WAY OF TURNING LUNG POWER
INTO A DANGEROUS WEAPON.
AND IN THE RIGHT HANDS, THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY DEADLY.
- THIS STILL WORKS. DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY TARGETS?
- IF YOU TURN AROUND, ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD,
WE CAN DRAW A TARGET ON THE BALD SPOT.
- YOU KNOW, I COULD SHOOT ONE INTO THE FLOOR
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
- LET ME SEE. - ALL RIGHT.
- YOU DON'T WANT TO BLOW LIKE...
[exhales sharply] LIKE THAT.
YOU WANT TO POP.
[puffs sharply]
- AWESOME.
- DAMN, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD HURT.
NOW, HOW MUCH WERE YOU LOOKING TO GET OUT OF IT?
- POSSIBLY 100.
- [exhales deeply]
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
IT'S NOT THAT OLD, BECAUSE BONE AGES TO A YELLOW COLOR,
AND THIS IS STILL PERFECTLY WHITE.
- WELL, IT'S NOT THAT WHITE.
IT'S GOT A LITTLE YELLOW IN THERE.
- OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, THIS IS HOW NEW BONE LOOKS,
MORE OR LESS, WHEN THEY CARVE IT.
I MEAN, LITERALLY, THIS CAN'T BE MORE THAN A FEW YEARS OLD.
YOU COULD PROBABLY PICK THIS UP IN A MARKET
OVER THERE FOR MAYBE 40, 50 BUCKS.
I THINK IT'S JUST A TOURIST PIECE THEY SOLD.
- SO WHAT'S YOUR BEST OFFER?
- I WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE AN OFFER ON IT.
THERE'S JUST NO MONEY HERE.
IF I DO HAVE STUFF LIKE THIS IN THE STORE,
I DON'T WANT ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES
ACCIDENTLY SELLING IT FOR MAYBE AN ANTIQUE,
SO I GENERALLY DON'T EVEN KEEP STUFF LIKE THIS IN THE STORE.
- OKAY.
THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT, MAN.
SORRY.
- I THINK IT'S WORTH $100, BUT, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S HIS OPINION, AND, YOU KNOW,
I RESPECT THAT.
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SELL IT ON THE INTERNET.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- WHAT'S UP?
- YOU'RE BANNED, MAN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IS THIS A JOKE?
I'M NOT BANNED. I COME HERE ALL THE TIME.
I'M FAMILY.
- YOU'RE BANNED.
SCOUT'S HONOR.
- WHO COULD HAVE BANNED ME ANYWAYS?
REALLY?
- REALLY.
- THE OLD MAN KICKED ME OUT TODAY.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT WELCOME BACK.
THAT JUST MEANS A SHOW OF AFFECTION.
ANY AFFECTION IS GOOD AFFECTION.
SO I'LL LEAVE TODAY. I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.
- ANDY, I JUST KICKED DAVEY OFF THE PROPERTY.