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Hey, guys! So... my first video was not a week ago
Though I said I will upload weekly I just don't really like Thursday as a day
and Sunday is a lot better so... There you go!
Better background. I like this. Today I decided that I'll share with you some
of my most favourite pick-up lines. Some of them you'll probably find really,
really lame Some of them you might not understand because
you don't like what they're connected with... But anyway, I'll share them with you.
I'm new to YouTube so I have to charm you somehow and that's probably the worst way
possible I could think of. Fifty pick-up lines, GO!
Hey, there, are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
Are you a horcrux? Because you complete me. You are hotter than the fires of Mount doom.
Are you the ring? Because I've got my eyes on you.
Gimli a piece of that. One does not simply walk into Mordor, but
I'd make an exception for you. I'll be your potatoes if you'll be my Sam.
Are you a ring of power? Because I want to keep you.
Are you an angel? Because I feel like I'm in Cloud city.
You stole my heart like the rebellion stole my Death Star plans.
I think I need a burn heal because you're so hot.
You set my Chimchar on fire. How about you use REST, so i can sleep with
you. You just used Stun Spore. It's super effective.
If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
My love for you is like a concave up function. It's always increasing.
My love for you is like pi... never ending. How can I know so many hundreds of digits
of pi and not the 7 digits of your number? Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are
the right one. Are you a Game maker? Because I feel like
you're in control of my fate. I would eat poison berries for you.
Girl, you're ON FIRE! You make snares? Because I'm tangled up in
your love. I heard you're single. I volunteer as a tribute!
Remember, we're supposed to be deeply in love, feel free to kiss me anytime.
You're more precious than a silver parachute. Do they make you in hug pillow?
I'm one hell of a date. I'm not an exorcist, but I'd search for your
heart. I don't need a future diary to know that we'll
have a happy end. If kisses were raindrops, a water mage would
give you a shower. You don't need a geass to make me do whatever
you want. I'd kill a barn full of walkers for you.
I love you for your braaaaains! Good thing I'm a zombie, because you're drop-dead
gorgeous! I chews chews chews you!
Man, it's hot in Atlanta, we should get naked. Around you my heart's like Lightning McQueen.
It won't stop racing. Are you Nemo? Because I've been looking for
you my whole life. I wanna show you a whole new world!
Can you feel the love tonight? I can take you to infinity and beyond!
So there you go! Fifty kind of lame, nerdy (I guess) pick-up
lines. If you get some of those, you're awesome!
If you get all of those... I probably love you and you're an amazing
person. We should be friends. We really should because
I need friends. Anyway! I would really like to hear your favourite
pick-up lines so you can share them in the comments down below.
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Bye!