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>> Benson: HERE YOU GO, THOMAS.
TRY THAT.
>> Thomas: [ SLURPS ]
AMAZING.
IT TASTES JUST LIKE WATER.
>> Benson: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS
WATER -- 100% SAFE DRINKING
WATER FROM THE DEW I COLLECTED
THIS MORNING.
YOU CAN LAST FOR MONTHS WITH
JUST THE KNOWLEDGE I'VE SHARED
TODAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Pops: BRAVO!
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT.
>> Pops: IS IT REALLY PURE DEW?
>> Benson: SURE IS.
HERE.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY SYSTEM.
>> Rigby: CAN YOU GUYS KEEP IT
DOWN?
ALL THIS PURE-DEW TALK IS
BLOWING MY FO--
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Margaret: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: HA HA!
WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: GOOD GAME, DUDE.
GOOD GAME.
>> Benson: GUYS, CAN YOU COME
HERE FOR A SECOND?
>> Mordecai: AH, SWEET.
BENSON'S PRESENTATION'S OVER.
>> Rigby: LOOK OUT, FACE.
IT'S TIME TO SHOVE SOME BURGERS
IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WATCH OUT,
BUNS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET
SOME PATTIES UP IN YOU.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Benson: HEY, GUYS.
THANKS A LOT FOR COMING TO THIS.
I KNOW MY WILDERNESS-SURVIVAL
PRESENTATIONS AREN'T HOW YOU'D
NORMALLY CHOOSE TO SPEND YOUR
TIME OFF.
>> Mordecai: SURE, BENSON.
NO PROBLEM.
>> Benson: GREAT.
SO, IF YOU CAN JUST BRING OVER
THE TORTILLAS, I'LL GET STARTED
ON THE FOOD.
>> Rigby: NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU
DON'T MAKE BURGERS WITH
TORTILLAS.
>> Benson: WAIT.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU
DIDN'T BRING THE TORTILLAS?
>> Rigby: WHY WOULD WE BRING
TORTILLAS FOR BURGERS?
>> Benson: BECAUSE WE'RE NOT
HAVING BURGERS.
WE'RE HAVING QUESADILLAS.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?
WE ONLY CAME TO THIS THING FOR
THE BURGERS AT THE END.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WE WERE
HAVING QUESADILLAS THIS TIME?
>> Benson: I DID TELL YOU --
OVER AND OVER.
I SAID, "WE'RE HAVING
QUESADILLAS THIS TIME."
DON'T FORGET WE'RE HAVING
QUESADILLAS THIS TIME, SO IF YOU
CAN PICK UP THE TORTILLAS, I'D
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM.
>> Benson: HEY, GUYS.
YOU'RE GONNA PICK UP THE
TORTILLAS FOR THE QUESADILLAS,
RIGHT?
>> Rigby: OH, YES!
>> Benson: GREAT. THANK YOU.
SINCE YOU GUYS ARE HEADED OUT
ANYWAY, THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD
TIME TO GET THOSE TORTILLAS.
>> Rigby: WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> Mordecai: I THINK, UH, "HAVE
A GOOD TIME"?
MAYBE IF YOU JUST REMINDED US
ONE MORE --
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Benson: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
REMIND YOU AT ALL!
YOU TWO NEVER LISTEN TO ME, AND
I'M SICK OF IT!
>> Rigby: DON'T BE MAD, BENSON.
>> Benson: MAD?
I GOT MAD THE LAST TIME YOU
IGNORED ME.
THIS TIME, I'M -- I'M DEEPLY
OFFENDED.
AND NOW I HAVE SIX POUNDS OF
CHEESE AND NOT ONE TORTILLA.
WHAT KIND OF QUESADILLA CAN YOU
MAKE WITH THAT, HUH?
WHAT KIND?!
>> Skips: YOU CAN'T MAKE A
QUESADILLA WITHOUT TORTILLAS.
THAT'S JUST CHEESE.
>> Benson: THANK YOU, SKIPS.
SO NOW, BECAUSE OF MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, HERE WE ALL ARE -- TIRED,
HUNGRY, NOTHING TO EAT.
AND IF YOU TWO DON'T GET THOSE
TORTILLAS RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
FIRED!
>> Rigby: WELL, WHICH ONES ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO GET?
THERE'S LIKE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS
HERE.
>> Mordecai: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
>> Rigby: WELL, CAN YOU CHECK?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A NOTE FROM
BENSON.
"DEAR MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU'RE
PROBABLY STANDING THERE LIKE TWO
BONEHEADS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHICH OF THE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS
OF TORTILLAS TO GET."
>> Rigby: HOW DOES HE KNOW?!
DUDE, HE TYPED IT.
"SINCE YOU NEVER LISTEN, I'LL
REMIND YOU THAT WE NEED AN
EXTRA-LARGE BAG OF CASA QUESO
HANDMADE-STYLE FLOUR TORTILLAS.
IF YOU COME BACK HERE WITH
ANYTHING ELSE, YOU'RE FIRED.
YOUR BOSS, BENSON."
AND THEN THERE'S SOME CLIP ART
OF A BOMB, AND IT SAYS, "THE
CLOCK IS TICKING!"
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Mordecai: "DEAR MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, GO GET THE EXACT
TORTILLAS I WANT, OR I'M GONNA
GET ALL MAD.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
"DEAR MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I KNOW
YOU LOVE BURGERS, SO WE'RE
HAVING QUESADILLAS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: YEAH.
"DEAR MORDECAI AND RIGBY, IF I
DON'T GET SOMETHING TO PUT THIS
CHEESE BETWEEN RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
FIRED."
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE'RE
ACTUALLY RUNNING KIND OF LATE ON
GETTING THESE TORTILLAS BACK TO
THE PARK.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THAT NEW
SHORTCUT.
>> Mordecai: GOOD CALL.
>> Rigby: AND THEN, EARLIER,
BENSON WAS ALL LIKE, "DON'T
FORGET TO GAS UP THE CART BEFORE
YOU GET TORTILLAS."
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "COOL IT,
DUDE.
THANKS FOR THE..."
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
"...HEADS...UP"?
[ ENGINE STOPS ]
>> Mordecai: I SEE.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
DUDE, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LISTEN
TO BENSON AND GAS UP THE CART?
>> Rigby: BECAUSE HE NEVER SAYS
ANYTHING IMPORTANT?
>> Mordecai: EXCEPT THAT WAS
IMPORTANT, 'CAUSE NOW WE'RE
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
WOODS.
[ GROANS ]
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE PAINFUL,
BUT I THINK WE HAVE TO ASK
BENSON TO COME GET US.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
GUYS, HEY.
BENSON, ARE YOU THERE?
>> Rigby: [ FARTS ]
SORRY.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: I REALLY AM SORRY,
MORDECAI.
MY BODY JUST STARTS TALKING WHEN
IT'S HUNGRY.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE.
[ BLOWS ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
AWESOME. NO SERVICE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK THE
REST OF THE WAY.
I'M PRETTY SURE IF WE JUST HEAD
TOWARDS THOSE TREES...
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY, THAT DIDN'T
LAND US WHERE I THOUGHT IT
WOULD.
BUT IF WE CAN JUST GET TO THE
OTHER SIDE OF THAT RIVER.
[ SLOSHING ]
ALL RIGHT, SO I THINK IF WE CAN
GO DOWN THAT HILL --
>> Rigby: [ GRUMBLING ]
EASY. EASY.
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
[ BOTH YELLING ]
[ COYOTE HOWLS ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY, MAYBE IF
WE --
>> Rigby: MAYBE IF WE WHAT?
DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE
WE'RE GOING?
I'VE SEEN THAT SKIPS ROCK FOUR
TIMES.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, BUT --
>> Rigby: DUDE, JUST FACE IT.
WE'RE LOST.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE'RE LOST.
>> Rigby: AND I'M COLD AND
HUNGRY.
>> Mordecai: WELL, I'D SAY WE GO
BACK TO THE CART FOR SHELTER,
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT
IS ANYMORE.
>> Rigby: [ CHOMPS ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
YOU CAN'T EAT THOSE.
WE HAVE TO GIVE THEM TO BENSON.
>> Rigby: WELL, HE'S NOT GETTING
ANYTHING IF WE DIE UP HERE.
>> Mordecai: BUT MAYBE THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN EAT.
CAN WE EAT...ROCKS?
>> Rigby: I SAW ONE SHOW WHERE
THE GUY MADE A THREE-COURSE MEAL
OUT OF NOTHING BUT TREE BARK.
[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
[ BOTH CHOMPING ]
>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHOA, DUDE.
>> Rigby: HUH?
THAT'S NOT RIGHT, MAN.
>> Mordecai: WHAT SHOW DID YOU
SEE THAT BARK THING ON?
>> Rigby: IT WAS ON, UM...OH!
"CRAZY EATS."
>> Mordecai: THE ONE WHERE THE
GUY MAKES HIMSELF INSANE BY
EATING STUFF THAT'S NOT FOOD?
RIGBY, THEY DON'T EVEN GO
OUTSIDE ON THAT SHOW.
>> Rigby: BUT, MORDECAI, THE
INSIDE IS THE OUTSIDE.
[ Voice warbling ] THE INSIDE IS
THE OUTSIDE.
THE INSIDE IS THE OUTSIDE.
[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ THUD ]
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: [ Normal voice ] OH,
MAN.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, DUDE,
BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA SURVIVE
THIS, ARE WE?
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S SO COLD.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA FREEZE
TO DEATH BEFORE WE CAN GET
BENSON THESE TORTILLAS.
>> Rigby: IF SKIPS WAS HERE,
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> Skips: PAY ATTENTION, GUYS.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO REMEMBER
THIS STUFF.
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
MORDECAI, WE NEED TO REMEMBER
WHAT BENSON SAID IN HIS
WILDERNESS PRESENTATION.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S IT!
>> Both: REMEMBER. REMEMBER.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Benson: AND THAT'S HOW YOU
SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK.
THANK YOU, THOMAS.
HEY, MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
I NEED YOUR EYES UP HERE.
>> Pops: OH, BENSON.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT GETS CHILLY?
>> Benson: THAT'S A GREAT
QUESTION, POPS.
NOW, IT MAY LOOK LIKE I'M JUST
WEARING A JACKET UP HERE.
BUT UNDERNEATH IT, I HAVE ON A
SWEATSHIRT, FOLLOWED BY A
LONG-SLEEVE THERMAL FOLLOWED BY
A T-SHIRT FOLLOWED BY A TANK
TOP.
IT'S CALLED LAYERING, AND IT'S
YOUR KEY TO TEMPERATURE
REGULATION.
>> Both: LAYERING!
>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOTHING TO
MAKE LAYERS WITH.
>> Rigby: I SEE SOME LAYERS.
[ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: THAT'S ENOUGH FOR
NOW.
WE NEED TO SAVE THE REST FOR
BENSON.
[ GUST! ]
>> Rigby: [ SHIVERING ]
WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ Weakly ] "END IS NEAR.
TELL BENSON WE TRIED."
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: DID WE MAKE IT?
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE
THIS, MORDECAI.
[ COUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: NO, RIGBY.
DON'T GIVE UP.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ONE LAST THING
WE CAN REMEMBER FROM BENSON'S
PRESENTATION.
>> Rigby: NO, BRO.
THIS IS IT.
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.
>> Mordecai: PLEASE, JUST TRY TO
REMEMBER, RIGBY.
DO IT FOR BENSON.
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Benson: AND IF ALL ELSE
FAILS, FIND A CELLPHONE SIGNAL.
IT MAY JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE
DAY.
>> Rigby: [ Normal voice ] WE
HAVE TO FIND A CELLPHONE SIGNAL!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.
LET ME JUST --
[ GASPS ]
IT'S ALMOST OUT OF BATTERIES.
>> Rigby: THEN LET'S GO!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: [ PANTING ]
>> Rigby: [ PANTING ]
MORDECAI...
[ PANTING ]
...MY LEG.
[ PANTING ]
I CAN'T.
>> Mordecai: YES, YOU CAN.
THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE, RIGBY.
ARE YOU GONNA DIE LIKE A LITTLE
BABY, OR ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME?
>> Rigby: I'LL HELP YOU,
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: ANYTHING?
>> Rigby: RUN FASTER!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
[ SCREAMING STOPS ]
[ SCREAMING RESUMES ]
COME ON, PHONE!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
[ GASPS ]
A BAR, MORDECAI! WE HAVE A BAR!
>> Mordecai: A BAR?
>> Both: A BAR! A BAR!
>> Rigby: A BEAUTIFUL BAR!
>> Mordecai: [ GIGGLES ]
>> Rigby: I'M SO HAPPY.
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
WAIT. CALL, DUDE. CALL!
>> Rigby: OKAY. Shh. Shh. Shh.
I'M DIALING.
[ GASPS ]
IT'S RINGING!
[ Ringing ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
>> Benson: HELLO?
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE.
AFTER ALL THIS TIME?
>> Rigby: EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED
SO MUCH SINCE WE'VE BEEN GONE.
IS THIS STILL CALLED A
PINE...CONE?
>> Mordecai: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>> Thomas: YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY
BEEN GONE A COUPLE HOURS.
>> Skips: WE COULD HEAR YOU
YELLING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THOSE TREES, BUT EVERY TIME WE
HAD THOMAS GO CHECK IT OUT, YOU
ATTACKED HIM.
>> Benson: THESE TORTILLAS ARE
SOGGY AND DIRTY.
>> Rigby: OH, BENSON!
YOU SAVED US!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BENSON.
WE'RE SORRY WE NEVER LISTEN.
>> Rigby: AND YOU'RE SO SMART.
HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE GONNA
FORGET WHAT TORTILLAS TO GET?
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
I HAD A FEELING THIS MIGHT
HAPPEN.
THOMAS, CAN YOU TAKE THE BACKUP
BURGERS OVER TO THE GRILL,
PLEASE?
>> Both: BACKUP BURGERS?
WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Benson: JUST DON'T TOUCH ANY
OF THE FOOD.
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ALL GROAN ]
>> Muscle Man: I TOLD YOU TO
JUMP OVER THE FIRE PIT, THOMAS,
NOT FALL INTO IT.
>> Pops: HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Thomas: WHAT'S A
PARK-IVERSARY?
>> Rigby: DUDE, PARK
ANNIVERSARY.
JUST BREAK IT DOWN.
>> Mordecai: POPS IS GONNA GIVE
OUT REALLY LAME GIFTS, BUT JUST
PRETEND LIKE YOU LIKE IT, OR
YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS.
HEY, POPS!
HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!
>> Pops: I COME BEARING GIFTS.
I PICKED OUT JUST THE RIGHT
PRESENTS FOR ALL OF YOU.
OH, I CAN'T WAIT.
OPEN THEM! OPEN THEM!
>> Muscle Man: OH-OH-OH!
GAG PEANUT BRITTLE WHERE THE
SNAKE POPS OUT.
OR REGULAR PEANUT BRITTLE.
THANKS, POPS.
>> Hi Five: WHOA! NOVELTY SOCKS!
>> Thomas: A MERMAID STATUE MADE
OF SHELLS?
MAN, THIS IS...SUPER NEAT!
THANKS, POPS.
>> Pops: WHEN IN DOUBT, BUY
SHELLS.
NOW FOR MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S
GIFTS.
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO
LIKE THESE.
>> Rigby: "TANTS -- DARE TO DINE
ANYWHERE WITH FLAIR IN TANTS,
THE PANTS THAT ARE ALSO A
TABLE."
>> Mordecai: THESE ARE GREAT.
>> Rigby: YEAH. THANKS, POPS.
>> Pops: OH, WONDERFUL!
I KNEW THEY'D BE A HIT.
WELL, I STILL HAVE GIFTS FOR
SKIPS AND BENSON.
HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!
>> Rigby: BYE, POPS!
>> Mordecai: SEE YA, POPS.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH TANTS?
>> Muscle Man: I THINK YOU HIT
THE JACKPOT THIS YEAR.
THOSE TANTS ARE PRETTY FRESH.
YOU KNOW, I COULD TAKE THOSE
TANTS OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU --
FREE OF CHARGE.
>> Both: HM-HM.
>> Rigby: YEAH. SURE. GO FOR IT.
>> Muscle Man: A WISE DECISION,
BRO.
>> Pops: TA-DA!
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
>> Pops: TANTS!
I'M WEARING TANTS!
YOU MUST NOT HAVE TRIED THEM ON
YET.
>> Both: HA-HA!
YEAH, YOU GOT US.
>> Pops: YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT
TO MAKE A BIG DEAL IN FRONT OF
THE OTHERS, BUT I PUT EXTRA
HEART INTO PICKING OUT YOUR
PRESENTS.
>> Rigby: REALLY?
>> Pops: OH, YES.
I WANTED TO USE THE
PARK-IVERSARY AS AN OPPORTUNITY
TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH GOOD
FRIENDS TO ME.
I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL WEAR OUR
TANTS AND HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER.
>> Mordecai: UH...WE...UH, KIND
OF DON'T HAVE THE TANTS ANYMORE.
>> Pops: [ WHINES ]
>> Mordecai: WE GAVE THE
TANTS...
>> Pops: [ WHINING CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
WE GAVE THE TANTS...
>> Pops: [ WHINING CONTINUES ]
>> Rigby: WE GAVE THEM TO THE
DRY-CLEANERS!
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH, YEAH!
WE TOOK THEM TO THE DRY-CLEANERS
TO MAKE SURE THEY'D BE CLEAN THE
FIRST TIME WE TRY THEM ON.
>> Pops: OH! GOOD SHOW!
THEN LET'S DO LUNCH TOMORROW
WHEN YOU PICK UP YOUR TANTS.
>> Mordecai: YEAH. FOR SURE.
WE'LL DEFINITELY HAVE THE TANTS
FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.
>> Pops: SPLENDID!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ THUDDING ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, DID YOU SEE HIS
FACE?!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE CAN'T MAKE
POPS CRY.
THOSE TANTS ARE REALLY BAD, BUT
HURTING POPS' FEELINGS IS WORSE.
COME ON.
WE GOT TO SEE MUSCLE MAN ABOUT
THOSE TANTS.
>> Muscle Man: YES?
>> Mordecai: WE REALLY NEED
THOSE TANTS BACK.
>> Muscle Man: HMM.
YEAH, OKAY.
ME AND STARLA ARE DONE WITH THEM
ANYWAY.
>> Both: AAH! WHAT THE...
>> Rigby: GROSS!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>> Muscle Man: ALL I DID WAS USE
THEM FOR A PIZZA DINNER...WITH
STARLA.
>> Mordecai: BLAH!
DID YOU EVEN EAT ANY OF IT?
>> Rigby: THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE
SLICE IN THE PANT LEG!
>> Muscle Man: YOU DON'T NEED TO
GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT!
JUST WASH THEM. THEY'LL BE FINE.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> Mordecai: MORE UP.
>> Rigby: WAIT.
LET ME SWITCH MY GRIP.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
NOW TURN THE TANTS TO THE RIGHT.
NO, MY RIGHT.
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT FITTING.
>> Mordecai: BECAUSE YOU NEED TO
TURN THE TANTS.
>> Rigby: I AM TURNING IT!
YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH IT MORE!
>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK
LIKE THAT.
THE TANTS WON'T FIT.
>> Rigby: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING
TANTS SO MUCH?
>> Mordecai: JUST TURN THEM.
>> Rigby: JUST SHOVE THEM IN!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: AAH!
YOU'RE BREAKING THEM!
TAKE THEM OUT!
[ BEEP, WHIRS ]
>> Rigby: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, LOOK OUT!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Rigby: MAYBE WE CAN STILL FIX
IT.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOTHING
LEFT TO FIX.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUY NEW
TANTS.
>> Rigby: THERE IT IS!
CLICK IT! CLICK IT!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.
>> Rigby: WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> Mordecai: UH, THIS ONE.
>> Rigby: $200?!
>> Mordecai: THE ERGONOMIC
CUPHOLDER MAKES IT "LIMITED
EDITION"?
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE POPS SPENT SO
MUCH MONEY ON US!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT
LIMITED-EDITION FRIENDS.
WE'RE JUST STANDARD-ISSUE JERKS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL POPS.
>> Pops: MORDECAI! RIGBY!
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR
YOU!
I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT
TOMORROW!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ GAGGING ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
ANYWAY, I FORGOT TO ASK WHICH
BEVERAGE YOU'D LIKE -- LEMONADE
OR PINK LEMONADE?
>> Both: UH...
>> Pops: OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?
I'LL GET BOTH!
LET'S GO WILD!
IT IS OUR FIRST TANTS LUNCH
TOGETHER.
[ GIGGLES ]
I "TANT" WAIT FOR IT.
[ GIGGLES ]
TANTS LUNCH! TANTS LUNCH!
TANTS LUNCH!
>> Mordecai: WE CAN'T TELL POPS.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
>> Mordecai: JUST LET ME THINK.
IT'S JUST PANTS AND A TABLE.
MAYBE WE COULD JUST MAKE SOME
TANTS.
>> Rigby: MAKE THEM? HOW?
>> Mordecai: REMEMBER THAT ONE
TIME BENSON MADE PARK UNIFORMS
FOR EVERYONE?
>> Rigby: OH, THE ONES WE ONLY
WORE ONCE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THOSE.
ANYWAY, IF WE USE THAT SEWING
MACHINE, WE CAN MAKE NEW TANTS.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
>> Mordecai: WHERE WAS THAT
THING AGAIN?
>> Rigby: THE BASEMENT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. THE BASEMENT.
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE
THIS THING.
>> Rigby: WELL, NEITHER DO I.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Both: EILEEN!
>> Eileen: WOW!
A DIAMOND CROWN STITCH HORSE
5,000 DOUBLE DIAMOND SERIES!
YOU KNOW THEY STOPPED MAKING
THESE IN '75.
IT'S THE LAST OF ITS SERIES TO
HAVE A SOLID-STEEL THROAT PLATE.
>> Rigby: SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU
CAN DO IT?
>> Eileen: WITH A WORKHORSE LIKE
THIS, I THINK I CAN MANAGE.
BUT IF WE'RE GONNA GET THESE
TANTS DONE BY TOMORROW, YOU GUYS
WILL NEED TO HELP.
>> Both: HM-HM!
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: WHOA!
EILEEN, THEY LOOK GREAT!
>> Eileen: THEY REALLY DO, DON'T
THEY?
>> Mordecai: AWESOME!
NOW WE JUST HAVE TO ADD THE
LOGOS TO MAKE THEM LOOK LEGIT.
>> Eileen: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
RIPPING OFF THE LOGO?
THIS WARNING SEEMS PRETTY
SPECIFIC.
>> Mordecai: BUT IF WE DON'T USE
THE REAL LOGO, POPS WILL KNOW
THEY'RE DIFFERENT TANTS.
WE HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR POPS'
LUNCH.
[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]
HUH?! AAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
CEASE AND DESIST!
>> Mordecai: WHO ARE YOU?!
>> HMM.
ONLY THE ACTING PRESI-TANT AND
FOUNDER OF TANTSCO, MAKER OF
TANTS!
I'M HERE TO INVESTIGATE A GRAVE
VIOLATION OF TANTSCO COMPANY
RULES!
TAMPERING OR REMOVAL OF THE
OFFICIAL TANTSCO LOGO IS
FORBIDDEN BY LAW -- OF MY
COMPANY -- AND IS PUNISHABLE --
BY MY COMPANY.
>> UH, SIR, YOU BETTER TAKE A
LOOK AT THIS.
>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TANTSCO
LAWS YOU'RE VIOLATING WITH THESE
OFF-BRAND TANTS?
>> Eileen: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rigby: A COUPLE?
>> WELL, IT'S AT LEAST 17 --
EASILY!
THE TANTSCO COMPANY AND ITS
SUBSEQUENT PRODUCTS ARE MY
FAMILY'S BREAD AND BUTTER.
HECK, THOSE PRODUCTS ARE FAMILY
TO ME.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WALKING INTO MY
HOME AND TAKING THE FOOD RIGHT
OUT OF MY WIFE'S MOUTH!
WELL, I CAN'T LET THIS CONTINUE!
TODAY IT'S BOOTLEG TANTS, BUT
WHAT WILL IT BE TOMORROW --
BOOTLEG GLUPS?!
[ SIGHS ]
YOU KNOW, THE GLOVES THAT ARE
ALSO A COFFEE CUP.
OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOMBRASSES -- THE SOMBRERO
THAT'S ALSO GLASSES.
>> Eileen: AAH!
>> OR WHAT ABOUT SHILTS -- THE
SHOES THAT ARE ALSO STILTS?!
ARE YOU GONNA BOOTLEG THESE?!
>> Both: WHOA! WHOA!
>> Eileen: IT'S OKAY.
HE'S STILL GOT PANTS ON.
[ BOTH SIGH ]
>> IF THESE FAUX TANTS EXIST,
IT'LL OPEN THE FLOODGATES TO ALL
KINDS OF BOOTLEG TANTSCO
PRODUCTS.
AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET THAT
HAPPEN TO MY COMPANY!
I'M DESTROYING THESE IMPOSTORS.
>> Mordecai: NO!
>> Eileen: YOU CAN'T!
AAH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
OH, GOOD GOD!
AAH!
>> Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Together: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU KNOW BRAND-NAME TANTSCO
TANTS ARE FIREPROOF.
DID YOU MAKE YOURS FIREPROOF?
>> Mordecai: DON'T DO IT!
>> Eileen: NO!
>> HMM.
BEFORE I TORCH THESE IMPOSTORS,
JUST TELL ME ONE THING -- WHY ON
THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH WOULD
YOU MAKE FAKE TANTS?!
>> Mordecai: BECAUSE WE HAD TO!
>> HA!
LIAR, LIAR, TANTS ON FIRE!
THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO
BOOTLEG TANTS!
>> Mordecai: POPS.
POPS IS A GOOD REASON.
HE BOUGHT US REAL TANTS FROM
YOUR COMPANY.
HE JUST WANTED TO HAVE ONE LUNCH
WITH US IN TANTS, BUT WE DIDN'T
APPRECIATE POPS OR HIS GIFTS,
AND THEY GOT RUINED.
WE WERE JUST TRYING TO FIX
THINGS.
>> Rigby: AND EILEEN WORKED
REALLY HARD TO HELP US!
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY WE RIPPED
THE LABEL OFF, AND I'M SORRY WE
MADE FAKE TANTS, BUT WE COULDN'T
LET POPS DOWN AND STILL CALL
OURSELVES HIS FRIENDS.
>> Pops: BUT THAT IS THE REASON
I CONSIDER YOU MY BEST FRIENDS.
>> Both: POPS!
>> Pops: I HEARD EVERYTHING.
>> Rigby: POPS, WE'RE SO SORRY!
>> Pops: NO! I WON'T HEAR IT!
THE LENGTHS THAT YOU WENT FOR MY
SAKE MEAN MORE THAN ANY LUNCH IN
TANTS.
THAT IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP.
>> Mordecai: THANKS, POPS.
>> [ CRYING ]
[ COUGHS ]
TIE-KERCHIEF -- THE TIE THAT'S
ALSO A HANDKERCHIEF.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TOUCHING
DISPLAY OF FRIENDSHIP IN ALL MY
LIFE.
THIS IS WHY I STARTED TANTSCO --
FOR THE PEOPLE.
IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANY
PRODUCT MY COMPANY CAN MAKE.
>> Rigby: DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN
HAVE OUR TANTS BACK?
>> NO!
>> Both: NO!
>> Eileen: MY WORK!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
REAL FRIENDS DESERVE REAL TANTS.
TANTS ALL AROUND!
>> Mordecai: NICE!
>> Rigby: AH! SWEET!
>> Eileen: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT.
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, POPS,
THESE TANTS ARE PRETTY CHOICE.
>> Pops: YES, ISN'T THE FABRIC
NICE AND BREATHABLE?
>> Rigby: YEAH! TOTALLY!
>> Muscle Man: CHECK IT OUT --
THE TANTSCO PRESIDENT GAVE US
THIS PROTOTYPE FRELT.
>> IT EVEN CAME WITH THESE
FOUR-LEGGED, ACID-WASHED JEANS.
>> Muscle Man: IT'S OKAY IF
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
TANTS ARE PRETTY LAST SEASON.
>> Mordecai: POPS, I KNOW WE'RE
FRIENDS, BUT PLEASE DON'T EVER
BUY US FRELTS.
>> Pops: OH, I'D NEVER DO THAT.
THOSE LOOK RIDICULOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]