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A-bomb:
This is it, a-bomb.
Do or die.
Forget it, ricky.
Choke.
You got no chance,
jones.
A-bomb: Fore.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
(straining) get in.
Huh.
(rumbling)
(whooping)
Oh, yeah!
Who is the man now?
Quit it.
(laughing)
A pinch
to grow an inch.
And one to grow on.
(laughs)
Even guys like us
need to have fun.
So we dressed down
and rented a miniature
golf course
For a-bomb's birthday.
And, yeah,
we lost the deposit.
Mini-golf ain't
no man's game.
Bah.
Bring on
the birthday cake.
(blaring)
What's up,
online hulkateers?
Here's a big
a-bomb thank you
For all your awesome
birthday wishes.
Best birthday ever.
Birth day.
Strange.
Didn't you ever have
a birthday cake? Party?
Skaar don't know
when skaar was born.
Can't remember family.
Never had birthday.
"birth day"? Come on.
Who doesn't
have a birthday?
You know a bigger question
Is why are
we still keeping
skaar around?
Hulk and I both know
he's a traitor.
He's taking orders
from our enemy, the leader.
A-bomb:
And now for my
next hole in one.
(crackling)
(buzzing)
Cool! A birthday light show!
Hey, where's the music?
(growls)
Whoa, hey!
Is my club getting bigger?
Hey, these things
are growing.
(grunts)
(pants)
no, we're shrinking.
(panting)
and it's not stopping.
One side,
you overgrown toothpick.
Oh, criminey.
Move!
(all grunt)
Run for it.
A-bomb: That was close.
(she-hulk shrieks)
huh?
(grunting)
(straining)
Whoa!
(roars)
(window smashes)
(cat yowls)
Thanks.
Hulk: Take cover
before that shrink ray
comes back around.
(all panting)
Behind here.
How'd you know the beam
wouldn't shrink the robot?
Pretty sure it's been
programmed for us.
The leader:
A grand deduction
(grunts)
For a microbe.
The leader.
Greetings, hulks.
Hey, hulkees.
If you haven't
been streaming my show,
Dr.
Uberbrow here
is a dysfunctional member
Of our gamma family,
out to destroy hulk
And take over
the world.
Yikes.
I heard you'd be
golfing tonight,
So I added
a hazard of my own.
I've prepared
this pre-recorded message
In case you don't survive
to see me in person.
But ponder this problem.
Premise, how does one
humiliate giants?
Oh.
Conclusion,
by turning them
into ants.
And stepping on them,
right? Hilarious.
You muscle-bound
monsters have always
made me feel small.
Now that our roles
are reversed,
You will be easy to crush.
You ain't succeeded yet,
brain-drain.
Be seeing you shortly.
(grunts)
Hulk: Take cover!
(all grunt)
Got to wreck
that tower.
Skaar, drive off any critters
that could be trouble.
(grunts)
Nobody else knew
we'd be here tonight.
And because skaar
has a connection
to the leader, you think
Might have tipped him off.
Hulk, we both know
skaar's only
stringing us along
Until the leader
finishes us.
I say we open a can of smash
on his shaggy head right now.
Yeah, skaar works
for the leader.
But now he's shrunk,
along with us.
Why? Don't know.
But until I know,
I don't want rick
jumping the gun.
No one attacks
skaar unless
I'm sure he's a threat.
Understand?
Get them.
Sharing secrets.
Hey, what are you
whispering about?
Both: Nothing.
Me, I don't like
keeping secrets.
But that's just
between us.
Got it?
Critters all gone.
Then let's move.
I know every inch
of this course by heart.
There's an open path
to the power
across this green.
Hulk: Go.
Whoa.
Incoming!
Take cover!
This way.
(screams)
I'll smash that
big chicken nugget.
Don't you dare.
They're endangered.
(owl screeches)
(both scream)
At the moment,
so are we.
(screeches)
Whoa.
Skaar!
Hulk, wait!
I know, it's endangered.
(grunting)
Let him go, beakey.
(grunting)
(screams)
Catch him.
(screams)
He could survive
a fall like that.
Probably.
Get your lazy
blue rear in gear.
He's one of us.
I wish I could be
sure of that.
(grunts)
(grunting)
You okay?
Thanks to hulk.
Guys, here comes
the beam again.
Skaar almost
sounded grateful.
Hulk: Don't know
what the leader has on him,
But there's a hero
under that shaggy mop.
(skaar growls)
hulk: All right, let's go.
Red hulk: I've been timing
the firing sequence.
We can rush the tower.
Wait, we still don't know
If destroying it
will restore our height.
And when the leader
is involved,
You can count
on nasty surprises.
Everyone stay together.
Take it slow, and
Attack! (grunts)
I told you I could beat it.
I'll pop this sucker open.
I hate it
when green's right.
(screams)
Red!
A-bomb:
Red's gone.
And we're next.
Scatter.
(grunts)
Skaar, look out!
(gasps)
The beam's
deliberately missed him.
(grunts)
yeah, but they'll make
short work of us.
Really?
You're going
with that?
What? "short work.
"
That's That's funny.
So how did skaar
get so lucky?
A bunch of us
would like to know that
And I'd like to tell you.
Ahem.
(nervously)
but how would I know?
A-bomb:
We should be safe
down this hole.
She-hulk:
This is safe?
I goofed.
This is the 18th hole.
The balls roll down here
into the collecting pit.
Oh, great.
(grunting)
Hulk: Grab it!
Phew.
(rumbling)
Uh, what's
that rumbling?
Brace yourselves.
(all grunting)
Grab the others.
(hulk straining)
Phew.
Ow.
(growls)
The leader is going to pay
for what he did to red.
I'm sure going to miss
that big loud-mouthed goon.
I can't believe
he's gone.
Red hulk: (in small voice)
I'm right here,
you blubbering ape.
Did you hear
something?
Mmm No.
It It sounds like
(rumbling)
trouble!
(screeching)
Big trouble.
Looks like you missed
one of the critters,
eh, skaar?
Hulk: Look out! (grunts)
(grunts)
(screaming)
Jen, run!
Run? From this
pint-sized annihilus?
Don't think so.
(grunting)
(crashing)
Ugh, did I win?
You did great.
Tower is above us.
We need a tunnel
back to the surface.
Red hulk: Go left!
What did you say?
Wasn't me.
Red hulk: I said go left,
you blockheads!
All right, dude,
your hair is screaming.
It's me, genius.
Red, you're alive!
'course I'm alive.
I jumped back onto greenie
after I was zapped.
Been trying to get his
attention, but
Hmm.
(chuckles)
yeah, you're cute.
Hey! You knew I was here
the whole time!
(scoffs) red always acts
like a big-shot.
Figured it was time
he learned what it was
like to be the little guy.
Hulk: The sprinklers
are off.
Let's move.
Oh, this is just great.
Now there's a lake
between us and the tower.
(grunts)
What this?
A-bomb:
It's a putting machine.
It shoots out practice balls.
And maybe hulks?
Well, if a hulk
can roll himself
into a ball it can.
Both: Hmm.
Hmm? Huh?
All we have to do
is change the speed.
Now just aim
a little higher.
Hulk was right about
skaar the whole time.
That boy's a lot smarter
than he looks.
Sure you want
to do this?
It's my b-day.
I'm one of the
big boys now.
(grunts)
Move it troops.
Let's give this soldier
some altitude.
(grunting)
Hey!
Fire!
A-bomb: Whoo-hoo!
Ah, missed it.
Ow!
Hey, what happened?
Ugh, skaar tripped me.
Nuh-uh.
That is it.
(groans)
Hulk: Rick.
Don't stop me, hulk.
We both knew all along
skaar was out to sabotage us.
Say what, now?
(sighs)
some time back
I overheard
skaar taking orders
from the leader.
And when were you going
to share that with us?
Yeah.
After the leader
destroyed us?
I know what I'm doing.
Okay, I get it.
Hulk wanted us
to trust skaar.
I just hope
that doesn't wind up
costing us our lives.
You gullible green goon,
you're going
to get us croaked.
Pipe down.
We'll be fine, red.
Red hulk: Says you.
I'm the size of a pea.
Ah, the agents of s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Doing what you do best,
Fighting amongst
yourselves.
How amusing.
How predictable.
(humming)
(groans)
Excellent work, skaar.
Thought you were
one of us.
Guess I was wrong.
Leader promised
to help skaar.
I did indeed.
(whirring)
(grunts)
Poor, dumb hulk.
Duped into trusting
his own kind.
And now I have a promise
To make to you hulks.
(straining)
Whoa!
(all struggling)
Come on.
Fight your way
out of here, greenie.
(grunts) working on it.
Red hulk: Hey!
Aw.
I promise your destruction.
(growls)
(grunting)
Who knew such
a small victory
Could feel so rewarding?
Hulk: Think about it skaar.
How long until
the leader betrays you?
The leader:
Skaar has served me well.
Even submitting
to my shrink-ray
To better betray you.
I have every intention
of treating skaar fairly.
As long as
he continues to obey.
Skaar had home
and family once.
Maybe even birth day.
But skaar
can't remember them.
Still feel them here.
The leader promised
skaar remember,
If skaar did as he said.
Only I know the secrets
of your origin.
And I will reveal them
once hulk and his friends
Are no more.
Skaar, you had
a good thing with us.
We trusted you.
You traitor!
You're making
a big mistake.
Hulk: No, red.
Only skaar can choose
what's right for skaar.
Well?
Skaar choose.
Good lad.
I never doubted
you'd make the right
Ah, skaar Skaar!
Skaar, what are you
(groaning)
(grunting)
(screaming)
(yells)
(whimpering)
(growls)
(powering down)
Skaar broke
the leader's concentration.
Let's break
the rest of him.
Now I get it.
Skaar tripped me to trick
The leader into believing
he was on his side.
The leader: No.
No!
Stay back, savage.
Hulk: Skaar, look out!
I hope it was
worth it, skaar.
Throwing everything away
To save freaks
too small to help you.
Been waiting for this.
(grunting)
Hit him, hulks!
(groans)
Here's red in your eye.
(grunts)
A-bomb, roll him this way.
A-bomb: Coming up.
This is undignified.
(yells)
(slow-motion groaning)
Go, bite-sized hulk.
(gasping)
You've lost
everything, skaar.
Now you'll never know
where you came from.
(grunts)
(groans)
This skaar's home now.
Then perish here.
(remote beeps)
Leader just kicked
things into overdrive.
He's shrinking
the whole park.
Yes.
To guarantee
your descent into oblivion.
You could have
served me, skaar.
Now you will watch
your friends disappear.
Farewell.
Skaar, we still
have a chance.
Slash the tower.
Skaar slash! (grunts)
There's got to be a way
to un-shrink all of us.
There.
The purple and yellow
ray shrunk us,
But not the blue.
So let's rewire for blue.
(all grunt)
Come on, greenie.
Put your back into it.
You're even more annoying
when you're small.
Whoa!
(straining)
She-hulk: Got it.
Whoa!
No!
(yells)
(beeps)
Skaar, you did it, buddy.
You got to come out
of there you little red bug.
Do you ever
wash your ears?
(roars)
Skaar, you really
are one of us.
I'm sorry for all you lost.
Your family,
your true identity.
Skaar has new identity.
Agent of s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
And you skaar's family now?
You got that right,
brother.
Come here.
(laughs)
(stammers)
(laughs)
Park owner: Ah
Mighty nice of you hulks
to pay for the new course.
Seeing as the old one
got shrunk down and all.
Hope you like the layout.
Works for me.
Yay! (laughs)
Where's my statue?
Where's the
red hulk love?
Oh, you're here too, red.
(laughs)
You've got
to be kidding me.
I don't want my face
getting bashed
all over timbuktu.
This is an outrage!
Fore.
Happy birthday, skaar.
Your first
as part of our family.
We'll reunite you
with the family you lost.
Promise.
Old family not lost.
In here.
With new family.
Yeah, that's sweet.
Cake time!
(gasps)
New family
in skaar's heart,
But cake
in skaar's mouth only.
(munching)
(indistinct chattering)
It's nice to be
hulk-sized again.
And just in time for some
chocolate birthday cake.
Hulk out.