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I'm Daniel Toshawott and welcome to my show!
We've got a special show today, so let's go go GO!
First, before my usual stuff, I just want to share with you guys this video we found, of a
...VERY WEIRD PSA!
Pardon?
what...?
That... certainly explains the breakdown of the American family...
Moving on...
NOW IT'S TIME
for my 20-second bit... let's go!
Oh goody, it's Starly Alarm clock!
Hey ya dumb broad! Wake up!
And the attention ***'s there too.
HOLY-!
Y'know, normal people perk up in the morning, not peck up.
And Whoreplup goes into the void, ha ha ha!
Anyway...
Earlier this year, Weird Al Yankovic did a parody of Lady Gaga
and because this is a retrospective, why don't we watch it?
Huh?
Wait...
...that's not Weird Al...
Then that means...
OH ***!
This is the wrong video!
Well, even the best of hosts make mistakes sometimes!
Well, to be fair...
The Lady herself is pretty freaking weird!
Well, anyway... now it's high time for...
...a Web Investigation!
Earlier this year, a video of a bad wannabe rocker intrigued the web.
It was a strange proposal that the idiot blue friend says.
Just listen for yourself...
Well, can you?
Well, let's investigate!
I've gathered some experts and asked them if indeed it is possible to play DVDs inside your head.
So, experts... is it?
Well, there you go!
That takes care of investigation... now it's time for...
Web Redemption!
This clip shows this childrens' TV host saying something rather rude on camera.
And so I brought him on the show, to redeem himself!
Hi there, I'm the host of Tosh.0.wott!
Aw, thanks a bunch!
But let's get to the point!
Now, you did tell those kids that you all should just jump right into the sun. You're aware, right?
Yes! I would say so!
You can, however, redeem yourself by
following your own word and jumping into the sun yourself!
Well, let's see how he did!
THERE'S STILL MORE TO DO!
Let's head into a Video Breakdown now.
What the ***? That's sick!
I'm not covering THAT!
(And there's 3 *** versions of this!?)
What a hypocrite!
Hey buddy, suck my shell!
... and that's why Tai sat on a bi!
And now it's time to present...
... our VIEWER VIDEO OF THE WEEK!
Today's video is sent in to us
by Miss Akane Tendo.
Let's check it out!
Yeah, okay.
Exactly what I was thinking!
What!?
Ew... what the ***?
That truly was "Youtube Poop"...
Stick around, we'll be back in a bit!
Welcome back!
We just had a commercial break, is all!
Ted, don't tell me how to run my show!
Thank you!
Well, I guess now we can go into the next...
...Video Breakdown!
Come on, guys! I like my dirty jokes, but this is ridiculous!
Get me a video I can mine actual humor from!
****
Okay!
Now that I'm not super pissed-off,
...how about that Video Breakdown?
Okay...
Get to the point...
THEY'VE ENTERED AN ENDLESS RECURSION OF TIME!?
Oh.
Guess not...
&$^%&^*&$%^&!!!
MY BEAUTIFUL SCREE-
Well, that "brilliant" fix should do until I get some money...
Thanks, expert!
Anyway, I feel it's about high time for another...
...Web Redemption.
The subject of this video is this celebrity, see?
And I guess she got wounded or something.
Hi, Carly!
We're here today to web redeem you!
Well, I don't know about this Steven dude,
But perhaps we can do something cool for you, like...
...revenge on the box?
I TOLD YOU, I DON'T KNOW NO STEVEN!
This is about YOU, not any-
Well, wasn't that sweet?
Speaking of sweet stuff, I wanna take this chance
to thank all you viewers for viewing!
I mean, it's awesome!
Take a look at those ratings!
To quote, the show is-
Ow, glass...
...It's even in my ***!