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[Title music]
[baby giggles]
Infertility can be really frustrating. But one thing for sure is that we are not going
to get frustrated with each other.
Nope.
It's nobody's fault. I mean, it's definitely not my fault. My egg count is through the
roof! Way above average for a thirty-year-old, right, hon?
And my *** count is like, forty million per milliliter. Just sayin'.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Yeah, we're trying really, really hard. He's working so many hours, I mean he works a ton,
this guy here. Workaholic. He can't be expected to have sex twice in one night just because
Becky's boyfriend can do that.
Okay, uh, Becky's boyfriend is twenty-three and unemployed. Oh, no, wait, I'm sorry: he's
a "performance artist". He's just bangin' on a drum on the Promenade, just doin' his
thing, people throwing money at--I'm sorry. Yeah, he's an active fella. Just bangin' on
drums, bangin' on Becky, doin' his thing.
He plays banjo. He doesn't even play the drums.
He's not even very good at that. Just doing mime and scaring children is what he's doing.
We are not gonna let it get to us, though.
No.
No. We're good.
We're fine.
Hey!
Oh, hey. Let me help you with that...tiny mattress...
Okay, don't freak out. It's not weird.
Oh, it's weird.
Okay, I ran into Kat at the farmer's market and she offered us her old baby mattress.
And you took it.
Yeah, these things aren't cheap.
Okay, we don't have a crib. Or a baby.
It was very nice of her.
Okay. What do you got in the bag? Diapers?
No.
Kat's breast pump. It's been sterilized.
Boing, boing.
Hey, hon. I was thinking maybe we would do it this afternoon. Like, maybe right now?
Uh, yeah, the game is on. We'll do it tonight.
But we always do it at night. I was thinking maybe we could switch it up.
Yeah, okay.
Whoa, where are you going? I was, um, thinking maybe we could do it downstairs.
On the couch?
Okay, I don't want to go upstairs. It's not fair, we have sex and then I stay with my
legs up in the air for a half an hour and you come back down and watch "Project Runway".
But the couch is very uncomfortable, I mean...I need my space.
Ow!
Aah!
Good? No?
Aieee!
Okay, come back--
Um...
Okay--
Whoa, whoa!
Tiny mattress.
Tiny mattress.