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I am a super-dooper star Best friend Mike Tyson drives my car
He tries to joke - that's just bizarre But only in my dreams
They pay me millions to sing My back-up vocalist is Sting
Red Bull will give me real wings But only in my dreams
In real life, I put my songs on Youtube Nobody watches them
I have six friends on Youtube But one of them is me
Another five is my stalker Big fan of my music
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah I think she might be deaf!
A superhero - my day job I'm universes' top heartthrob
Whole planet shakes when I disrobe But only in my dreams
I have established school of cool I make Einstein look like a fool
I almost didn't fail high school But only in my dreams
In real life, I'm running out of money I eat expired food
Nobody gets that I'm 'creative' They call it 'unemployed'
My big break is broken My talent so hidden
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah That I can't find it too!
I was in every movie made Sung all the famous serenades
I'm the dude of the decade It could've been a crap decade
I invented number eight Been with all the girls named Kate
I eliminated hate And I went to bed real late
But in real life, I'm working 9 to 5 now I'm such a sellout too
Sit on my *** all day, just browse the web Nightmare never ends!
Was destined for greatness Mom said I was special
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah What if she's wrong?!