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Glasses, glasses I'm loving it. Lets start a book club. We're all like this,
we're all gonna read after the show, get wild, whose with me? Got some flannel goin
on you guys slinging paper towel? What's going on? What's all the flannel about?
Remember back in the day when you ad to earn flannel? When you had to like build a house
or fight a goose or something real. Now today it's just stand off and just read some hip
poem in some coffee shop and you can wear flannel.
You ever fight a goose? I fought one. I did landscaping. Because like humans are built
with the innate ability of fight or flight. Geese have fight and flight. They will fly
and then they attack you man. There's just one kamikaze attack after another with a goose.
What am I talking about? Nobody even knows. I'm just loving all these glasses.
Have you had glasses since you were a kid? Yeah. How young? When'd you start. Eight.
Did it get serious. No, I'm sorry. It really is a drinking problem. How bad were your glasses?
Did it get progressively worse? You got cataracts now?
Do you hate it when like, this is what I hate, I hate like when a 30 year old gets glasses
for the first time and they start like pushing their glasses up a lot, starting to use words
like actually all the time? Well actually, it's an octopi. What the hell are you talking
about?
It's calamari, man, shut up dude. Stick with your glasses. Stay over there. You just
got 'em. You got to earn the glasses.