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-Ah, nothing like cozying up next to a stove burner
on a cold winter's day.
-Agreed. It feels like home.
-♪ Home, home on the range ♪
♪ Oven ♪ [laughs]
[tapping sound] -Wait, what's that tapping?
-It's coming from the window. Look.
-Yo, I'm freezing out here. Can I chill with you guys?
-You're an icicle, dude. You're supposed to be cold.
-But I want to be warm.
-But you CAN'T be warm. You're an icicle.
-You're not the boss of me.
-Well Pear, it is a "freeze" country. [laughs]
[crickets chirp]
What? Like you guys never "thaw" that coming. [laughs]
-So this is what being warm is like.
[giggles slightly] Me likey.
-Yeah, not for long you won't.
-My whole life's been pretty cold,
so today I woke up, looked in the mirror, and asked myself...
-What's the point? [laughs]
-Exactly. Lousy weather, living in a gutter, it's awful.
And worst of all,
I've got to hang with my relatives all the time.
-Are you eating? -You never call.
-When are you gonna find an ice girl and settle down?
-So trust me, being indoors is absolute paradise.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
-What's the matter?
-My eye just dripped down my face.
[gasping]: I'm melting!
-Ya think?
-Must get back outside.
I can't get up. Too weak. Help would be nice.
-Sure thing, icicle. I'll give you a hand.
-Thank you. I appreciate your help.
-No! Hand! -Huh?
[Icicle and Pear scream]
[splash] -It'll be okay.
Everyone just "kettle" down. [laughs]
-Dude, he's boiling! Look!
-(Icicle) Ow-ow-ow! Ooh-ooh, hot, hot, hot, ooh!
[kettle whistling] -He's a really good whistler.
-Okay, cooling down. Ah, feeling better.
-See? This is exactly why I didn't want him inside.
He should have known better!
-Yeah, that guy's a real "drip." [laughs]
-Uh-oh. I'm gonna fall. It's too high. It's too high.
[yells, splashes]
I'm boiling again. Ow-ow-ow-ow! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot!
[screams, then sighs]
-Poor dude's caught in a vicious ice cycle. [laughs]
Okay, I know that was a stretch. I'm sorry.
-[screams, splashes]
[sighs, screams again]
[splashes, sighs]
[screams once more]
-We got to stop this!
-Aah! Open the window! Open the window!
-I'm on it, icicle. -You're on it?
How are you gonna open the window with no ha--
-[spits seed, glass shatters]
[wind whistling] -Oh, it's working, it's working!
[sighs] Thanks, guys. I owe you.
-Nah, consider it a favor,
"freeze" of charge. [laughs] I can't stop!
-[groans] -[groans]
-[tingles] Is it just me or is it a little cold in here?
-Dude, are you serious?!
-It's just REALLY cold.
-You're an icicle; you're supposed to be cold!
Stop it! -Better lay off him, Pear.
Poor guy's about to snap.
-[groans] Here we go again.
-No! He's about to snap!
-[screams] -[screams]
-Whoa! Talk about an "ice scream" headache.
[laughs briefly, groans]
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[laughs] Knife!