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>>> ALBERTO.
WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
TONIGHT --
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE" HAS
SCIENTISTS DEVELOPED A TACO
THAT CAN HELP YOU LIVE
FOREVER?
THE STORY THE FOOD NETWORK
REFUSES TO COVER.
PLUS, DOES THE WHITE HOUSE
WANT TO BAN MOVIE POPCORN IN
FAVOR OF BROS SELL SPROUTS?
>> THIS IS THE PRINCIPAL FOCUS
WHEN IT COMES TO THE DOMESTIC
POLICY OF THE PRESIDENCY.
IT HAS SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE
AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE WHEN
HE IS IN OFFICE.
>> AND THE WORLD'S LARGEST
ROCKING HORSE OR WORLD'S
TINIEST SANTA?
OUR PANEL SEPARATES FACT FROM
FICTION.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT JIE. AND NOW
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
HER BREAKFAST SHAKE INCLUDES A
SINGLE EGG, AND TWO LIVE
KITTENS.
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
AND ONE OF MY MANY, MANY, MANY
NAMELESS CO-HOSTS ON "THE
FIVE."
HE IS 50% MORE MISERABLE THAN
YESTERDAY TV'S ANDY LEVY.
WHAT A STARE.
AND HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS
ANYTHING BUT WHITE.
IT IS COMEDIAN SHERROD SMALL.
>> HOW ABOUT SOME COWBOYS?
>> YES, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
AND HE SMELLS LIKE FRESHLY CUT
WOOD. NEXT TO ME, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
GAVIN McGUINNESS WRITER FOR
STREET CARNAGE.COM.
HIS BOOK, "THE DEATH OF COOL"
IF YOU HAVEN'T PURCHASED IT
YET, DON'TTH DON'T BOTHER.
I AM KIDDING.
IT IS AVAILABLE ON PAPERBACK.
IT IS A GREAT BOOK.
A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
GREG, YOUR ASSISTANT CALLED.
OUR COUPLE'S YOGA CLASS IS
CANCELED.
>> MORE TIME FOR ME THEN.
THEY HAVE SIGHT MINUS THE
LIGHT.
IT IS TRUE.
THE FBI CAN WATCH YOU DOING
ALL OF THOSE DISGUSTING THINGS
YOU DO IN PRIVATE.
THE "WASHINGTON POST" REPORTS
THE AGENCY HAS BEEN ABLE TO
INSERT MALWARE IN THE LAPTOP
THAT CAN ACTIVATE THE CAMERA
THERE WHILE KEEPING RECORDING
LIGHT OFF.
>> WELCOME TO THE PARTY.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME
FINISH, SHERROD?
>> I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY
LIFE BECAUSE I COULD DO THAT
IN COLLEGE.
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
THE GOVERNMENT CAUGHT UP?
OKAY, FINISH.
>> A FORMER FBI OFFICIAL SAID
NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE THEY
MAINLY USE THE TECHNIQUE IN
TERRORISM CASES.
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY,
SHERROD?
>> I DON'T LIKE TERRORISTS.
>> THANK YOU.
MEANWHILE, THE LATEST SNOWDEN
LEAKS REVEALED THE NSA AND THE
BRITISH COUNTERPARTS HAVE
ON-LINE ROLE PLAYING GAMES TO
MONITOR POTENTIAL TERRORISTS.
THE AGENCY DEPLOYS AGENTS IN
VIRTUAL COMMUNITIES LIKE THE
WORLD OF WAR CRAFT AND SECOND
LIFE IN ORDER TO EXTRACT
COMMUNICATIONS AND RECRUIT
POTENTIAL INFORMANTS AND,
QUOTE, KICK SOME ***.
LET'S GO LIVE TO DOGS WHO WALK
THEMSELVES.
AMAZING.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
THIS YOU TURNED REALLY PALE
WHEN I READ ABOUT THE PART THE
FBI BEING ABLE TO ACCESS YOUR
LAPTOP CAMERA.
WHY?
>> IT WOULD SHOCK AMERICA.
IT WOULD BRING AMERICA TO ITS
KNEES IF IT HAD ANY IDEA WHAT
NOVEL I WAS READING.
NO.
>> YOU ARE REWEEDING --
REREADING" LITTLE WOMEN."
>> YES.
AND THEY DON'T TRACK MY GAMES
BECAUSE THE SM RU FS ARE NOT
THAT DANGEROUS.
>> ARE YOU SHOCKED BY THIS AT
ALL?
>> NO.
I JUST WANT AMERICA TO
UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. THE NSA
AND THE FBI AND ALL OF THE
THINGS THAT IT DOES HAS MUCH
MOREOVER SIGHT THAN THE IRS.
I WOULD BE MUCH MORE WORRIED
ABOUT THE IRS THAN I AM ABOUT
THIS.
IF THE FBI CAN DO THIS WITH
ALL OF YOUR PHONES SO CAN THE
RUSSIANS, AL-QAEDA, THE SWEEDS.
>> I HATE THE SWEDES.
>> THEY ARE UP THERE.
>> IF AMERICANS CAN DO IT
THEIR OWN COMPUTERS -- THEY
HAVE TO SCOOP UP A BUNCH OF
STUFF AND IT FILTERS THROUGH.
THE REASON HE HAS TO USE WORDS
LIKE MAINLY OR MOST SERIOUS IS
JUST FOR LEGAL REASONS
BECAUSE, YES, SOME THINGS ARE
NOT GOING TO COME OUT IN THE
WASH.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
GAVIN, ISN'T THIS A BIT OVER
BLOWN?
THESE ARE BRAIN -- BRAVE MEN
AND WOMEN WHO ARE WORKING TO
KEEP US SAFE.
>> YOU WANT TO GET PUMPED, BUT
IT IS A RAMP UP.
I AM JUST HAPPY THAT THE
LIBERALS ARE MAD AT THIS
ADMINISTRATION.
THEY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT FAST
AND FURIOUS AND BENGHAZI, BUT
WHEN SOMEBODY WAS WATCHING
THEM PLAY A VIDEO GAME THEY
SAY WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING
ON WITH THIS COUNTRY?
>> GOOD, FINE, GET MAD AT
THAT.
>> I LIKE THE VOICE YOU WERE
MAKING.
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD
TRADEMARK THAT.
I FOUND IT QUITE AROUSING.
>> THANKS FOR THE TIP.
>> WHAT DID I SAY?
>> YOU SAID AROUSING?
>> DO YOU EVEN OWN A
COMPUTER?
>> I HAVE ALL OF YOUR OLD
COMPUTERS.
I WALK AROUND FOR A COMPUTER.
>> YOU HAVE SEEN ME DOING IT.
>> I ASSUME ANYBODY CAN SEE --
LISTEN, I HAVE SEEN NERDS DO
THIS FOR YEARS.
THIS IS HOW THEY TAPE -- THIS
IS HOW YOU SEE A *** -- MAYBE
YOU DON'T SEE IT, DANA.
THESE GUYS SEE IT.
A GIRL DON'T KNOW SHE IS IN A
***?
HOW DO YOU THINK THAT
HAPPENS?
DO YOU SEE A GIRL MAKING
OUT -- GOOD ACTORS GO INTO
GOOD MOVIES, NOT THOSE MONTH
MOVIES.
THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR
YEARS.
THEY CAN TURN IT ON WITHOUT
THE INDICATOR LIGHT COMING
ON.
>> AN DEERKS YOU SPEND ALL OF
YOUR TIMES PLAYING THESE
GAMES.
>> IT IS WEBSITE ***.
DON'T TRUST YOUR COMPUTER
CAMERA.
CLOSE IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I DO?
I THINK YOU TOLD ME TO PUT
DUCT TAPE --
>> YOU PUT A PIECE OF
ELECTRICAL TAPE OVER YOUR
CAMERA OR THE ELECTRONIC
FRONTIER AND YOU CAN GET A SET
OF STICKERS THAT HAVE
REMOVABLE ADHESIVE ON THEM AND
YOU CAN GO ON AND TAKE THEM
OFF.
>> ISN'T IT ALL TAPE?
>> THESE ARE PRETTIER THOUGH.
>> DOES IT HAVE A LOGO ON
THEM?
>> IT IS $5.
>> IT IS SPECIALLY MADE
ADHESIVE.
>> I HAVE A THEORY THAT THIS
STORY --
>> I WAS GOING SAY THE WORLD
OF THE WAR CRAFT THING I WAS
PICTURING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF
THESE NUBES MESSED WITH MY
GILD.
>> YOU WOULD IMAGINE HOW THE
FBI WOULD BE TEACHING
THEMSELVES TO FLY.
YOU MIGHT HAVE A TERRORIST WHO
EVEN IF IT IS A LONE WOLF X IT
HAS GRAND AMBITIONS AND THAT
MIGHT BE A CLUE TO HELP
STOPING ANOTHER TERRORIST
ATTACK.
>> IT IS A GOOD POINT.
GAVIN, MY THEORY HERE IS THAT
THIS IS A STORY THAT WAS
FLOATED BY PARENTS USING THE
FBI TO GET KIDS TO STOP
*** TO ***.
>> THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
THAT WILL STOP IT REAL SOON.
ARE YOU A RASTAFARIAN?
>> THAT'S MY THEORY.
>> THIS IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE
OF HOW STUPID AMERICA HAS
COME.
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
UNLESS YOU MESS WITH THEIR
VIDEO GAMES AND WHAT BLOG THEY
CHECK OUT.
AND THEN OH, I CARE WHAT THE
GOVERNMENT DOES.
>> IN FAIRNESS, VIDEO GAMES
BRING A LOT OF MONEY TO THE
ECONOMY, BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
AND BILLIONS.
>> YOU SHOULD GO ON FBN.
>> THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN
SAYING.
>> AIM THE ONLY PERSON AT THIS
TABLE THAT IS WIGGED OUT AT
THE FACT THE GOVERNMENT HAS
THE CAPABILITY TO USE YOUR
COMPUTER CAMERAS AGAINST YOU?
>> THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE
CAPABILITY.
>> IT IS AT THE BOTTOM OF I
HATE MY GOVERNMENT LIST.
>> THE SHORES OUT OF THE
BARN.
THEY CAN DO IT.
IF ALL OF THE ENEMIES DO IT
DON'T YOU WANT YOUR GOVERNMENT
TO DO IT TOO?
>> NOT TO ME.
>> THEY DON'T REALLY CARE
ABOUT YOU.
>> THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE
WRONG.
>> THERE IS NOTHING ANDY IS
DOING THAT IS INTERESTING.
>> I AM LINING MY APARTMENT
WALLS WITH TIN FOIL AND THEY
WOULD BE ON TO ME.
>> ARE YOU STORING TIN CAN
FOOD IN YOUR APARTMENT?
>> I AM 50% SURE YOU ARE
KIDDING.
>> HE IS A DOOMSDAY PREPPER.
>> IN MANHATTAN?
>> CAN I TELL YOU HOW STUPID I
AM?
THIS IS PRETTY STUPID.
I PUT DUCT TAPE OVER THE
CAMERA, BUT I DON'T HAVE
BLINDS OR CURTAINS INTO MOI
APARTMENT.
WE MOVED AND WE HAVEN'T BOUGHT
CURTAINS OR BLINDS.
I'M SITTING THERE GOING, HA,
HA THEY CAN'T SEE ME.
AND THE THINGS I AM DOING ARE
DISGUSTING.
HORRIBLE THINGS WITH PEOPLE.
>> YOU MOVED IN -- I'M
REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU MOVED
INTO THE BUILDING AND ONE OF
THE STIPULATIONS ARE YOU CAN'T
BUY SHADES.
SHE GAVE KRINGLE A TINGLE.
MILEY TWERKED ON SANTA'S LAP
IN CALIFORNIA.
IN A SURPRISE MOVE NOBODY SAW
COMING THE SAUCY SINGER SEX UP
HER CHRISTMAS SCENE SET WITH
BARELY DRESSED REINDEER AND A
DWARF, A PERSON IN A UNOSIE.
DANA MARINE NOW WAS IN
ATTENDANCE AND CALLED IT A
TOUR DE FORCE.
YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
YOU ARE ONE OF MILEY CYRUS'
STAUNCHEST DEFENDERS, RIGHT?
>> I PREFER THE ADJECTIVE
STAUNCHEST.
>> YOU ARE HER STAUNCHEST
DEFENDER.
WHY?
>> SHE IS A 21-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
TRYING TO MAKE MONEY IN
ENTERTAINMENT.
SHE WAS A CHILD ENTERTAINER.
SHE IS NOT ANYMORE.
SHE IS 21.
YOU CAN DRINK ***.
YOU CAN KILL HOMELESS PEOPLE.
YOU CAN SHOOT *** IN YOUR
EYES AT PARTIES.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
IT IS MY JOB AS A PARENT TO
GET MY KIDS AWAY FROM THAT
21-YEAR-OLD TWERKING.
IF THEY ARE FOLLOWING CHILD
STARS UP UNTIL 21, THEN I
SCREWED UP.
IT IS MY JOB AS A PARENT TO
SEPARATE CHILD STARS FROM
ADULT STARS WHEN THEY TURN 21
FOR CHRIST SAKE.
WHEN I WAS 21 I HAD EVERY SD
THAT HAD BEEN INVENTED BUT
CRABS.
>> I WAS GOING TO GIVE HIM AN
APPLAUSE.
GOOD WORK.
>> THE ONLY REASON YOU DIDN'T
GET CRABS IS BECAUSE YOU
KILLED THE CRAB.
WHEN THEY CRAWLED ON YOU, THEY
DIED FROM EVERYTHING YOU HAD.
YOU ARE ACTUALLY IMMUNE FROM
CRABS, BUT THE CRABS ARE NOT
IMMUNE FROM YOU.
>> I THINK IT IS A CANADIAN
THING.
YOU DON'T GET CRABS IN
CANADA.
IN FLORIDA EVERYBODY GOT
CRABS.
IT HAS TO BE A HUMID
ENVIRONMENT FOR THOSE LITTLE
GUYS.
>> GOOD TO KNOW.
DANA, YOU LEARN SOMETHING HERE
EVERY DAY.
SHERROD --
>> OH DANA ALREADY KNEW THAT.
>> LEARNED THAT IN THE WHITE
HOUSE SITUATION ROOM.
>> THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE
SITUATION ROOM.
WE HAVE A SITUATION.
IS IT BLITZER AGAIN?
YES, IT IS WOLF.
OFFENDED BY MILEY'S
PERFORMANCE?
THAT IS SANTA.
THAT IS A RELIGIOUS FIGURE.
>> I AM NOT OFFENDED BY
MILEY'S PEARL FORM MANS.
I AM OFFENDED BY THE WAY THE
MEDIA COVERED IT.
SANTA DOESN'T EXIST.
IT IS A DUDE IN A COSTUMES.
>> IT IS 3:00 A.M.
>> SANTA DOES THE SPLITS?
STOP IT.
IT IS NOT SANTA.
IT IS A DUDE.
IT IS PROBABLY YOUNGER THAN
MILEY, A DANCING DUDE.
>> SKINNY AND HE HAD A BOTTLE
WITH THREE X'S ON IT.
THAT WAS THE PRIMITIVE WAY OF
SAYING SANTA HAS BEEN
DRINKING.
>> THAT IS LIKE THE GRINCH.
>> BY THE WAY, THAT'S EVERY
DANCE NOW WITH YOUNG PEOPLE.
IT SIMULATES INTERCOURSE.
>> IT IS THE SAME THING IN
"DIRTY DANCING" AND TAKE OUT
THE *** AND CHANGE OUT MILEY
WITH THE GIRL WITH THE NOSE
CHANGING.
>> HE HAS HIS ROUND LITTLE RED
GLASSES WITH THE RED LENSES
LENSES AND CARRYING A BAG WITH
*** ON IT BECAUSE SANTA IS
DRUNK.
THAT'S EDGY.
>> THIS WHOLE THING IS
BORING.
I AGREE.
SHE IS 21 YEARS OLD AND YOU
WILL DO STUFF AND YOU THINK
YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE THAT
EVER DID IT AND ACTED A FOOL.
WHO CARES?
>> DO SOMETHING THAT SHOCKS
MUSLIMS.
COME ON.
>> THANK YOU.
DRAW A MOHAMED.
>> ARE YOU NOT A REAL POP
STAR.
>> I STAND CORRECTED.
THE FACT IS YOU DON'T DO THAT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO
DIE.
>> IT IS NOT HER JOB TO THROW
HERSELF INTO A DAGGER.
>> HOW DID THIS, SHE IS DOING
SOMETHING THAT IS NOT REALLY
CONSIDERED AN ACHIEVE
HAVING AN AWESOME BODY AT 21,
WHO DIDN'T?
>> LET'S SEE YOU AT 41 PULL
THAT OFF.
>> SHE IS MAKING MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS AND EMPLOYING
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
>> SHE'S GREAT OF THE SHE'S
GREAT.
BILLY RAY CYRUS IS THE
PROBLEM.
WHY DOESN'T HE START TWERK NIE
G ON SOMETHING.
>>> THE BAKER IS A LAW
BREAKER.
A COLORADO JUDGE RULED THE
OWNER OF A BALK RECANNOT
REFUSE TO MAKE A GAY WEDDING
CAKE OR GAKE.
HE SAYS NO PROBLEMS SERVING
GAY PEOPLE BUT OPPOSES GAY
MARRIAGE ON RELIGIOUS
GROUNDS.
HE SAYS PUTTING A MESSAGE ON
THE CAKE CONSTITUTES SPEECH
AND THE LAW SHOULD NOT FORCE
HIM TO CONVEY A MESSAGE HE DID
NOT AGREE WITH.
A JUDGE SAID REFUSING TO
PROVIDE SERVICES FOR A GAY
WEDDING IS DISCRIMINATION.
HIS LAWYER SAID THE RULING IS
DOWNRIGHT UNAMERICAN.
>> A GOVERNMENT THAT CAN FORCE
YOU TO SPEAK A MESSAGE OR
EXPRESS SOMETHING THAT
VIOLATES YOUR BELIEFS IS A
GOVERNMENT THAT CAN MAKE YOU
DO ANYTHING.
I THINK THAT'S A GOVERNMENT WE
SHOULD ALL FEAR.
>> FOR MORE LET'S GO TO "RED
EYE" CHIEF CORRESPONDENT.
>> NO NEED FOR THE
SUNGLASSES.
THAT ISY GO TIES STICK CAL FOR
THAT SNAUZER.
IS THIS ANOTHER EXAMPLE?
BAKERS BEING FORCED TO MAKE
CAKES ?
>> IT MEANS THE BAKER CANNOT
HAVE HIS CAKE AND EAT IT TOO
AND THAT THIS REALLY TAKES THE
CAKE.
>> WORD PLAY, WORD PLAY, WORD
PLAY.
>> YOU ARE JUST SAYING
ANYTHING WITH THE WORD CAKE IN
IT.
>> AND YOU THINK QUANTITY
WOULD GET YOU A BETTER GRADE.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE
AND EAT IT TOO.
LET THEM EAT CAKE.
LET THEM BAKE CAKE.
>> THEY WILL ALL BEHEAD LINES
ON THE HUFFING TON POST.
>> HE HAS BEEN DOING GREAT IF
HE CAN TURN DOWN GAY MARRIAGE
WEDDING CAKE.
>> FIRST OF ALL HOW IS HE A
BAKER AND NOT GAY HIMSELF?
SECONDLY --
>> ISN'T IT KNOWN BAKERS
BAKERS ARE GAY?
>> YOU ARE AROUND FRUIT AND IT
WILL TURN YOU.
>> IT IS SO DELICIOUS.
I WILL BECOME GAY.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S HOW IT
WORKS.
>> WHEN YOU FINISH SOMETHING
OFF LIKE THIS --
>> DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION?
>> NOT ONLY AM I NOT A FLAI
GRANT HOMOPHOBE, BUT MY
ROOMMATE IS GAY AND I CALL HIM
THE MIRROR.
ANYHOO, THE DUDES, YOU HAVE TO
SERVE EVERYBODY.
IT IS LIKE WHAT IF YOU
BELIEVED IN BIRTHDAYS AND YOU
DON'T SELL BIRTHDAY CAKES?
>> YOU HAVE A JAW JEHOVAH
WITNESS BAKER.
>> I DO FLAT DAY CAKES.
>> YOU SAID BRAVO TO THE
JUDGE.
>> I DID?
>> IF YOU FOR SOME REASON
THESE GAYS COULDN'T GO TO THE
NEXT BAKERY WHICH IS MY NEW
PET PEEVE WITH THE GAYS.
THEY STICK THEIR [BLEEP] IN
THE MUD AND THEY SAY THIS IS
MY NEW THING.
I CAN'T GO TO ANY OTHER BAKE
REARS.
THERE IS ONE BAKERY IN THIS
TOWN.
WE LIVE IN A VACUUM.
SAY THAT IS THE --
>> THEY ARE DOING IT BECAUSE
THEY HAVE TO.
THEY WANT TO CHANGE.
>> OKAY.
IF THAT'S THE DEAL THEN WHEN
THE *** RALLY IS HAVING THEIR
SWASTIKA WEDDING, THE GAYS WHO
RUN THAT BAKERY HAVE TO MAKE
THE HUGE WAS -- WAS STICK CAW
CAKE.
>> I WENT TO THAT WEDDING.
A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY.
>> THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE BLACK
AND THE *** RALLY CAKE.
>> DO IT.
>> IF YOU ARE GOING TO OPEN
PANDORA'S BOX, MAKE THEIR
CAKE.
>> MAKE THEIR CAKE AND CLOSE
THE DOOR.
>> YOU MADE YOUR BED AND NOW
LIE IN IT, AMERICA.
.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
COMPARE THESE TWO GROUPS THAT
MAKING CAKES FOR THE ***.
>> AND THE GAYS, RIGHT?
>> I DON'T THINK THE GAYS HUNG
ANY BLACK PEOPLE IN THE
SOUTH.
>> BUT IT IS NOT COMPARING THE
*** AND GAYS IT IS A QUESTION
OF SPEECH.
WHEN IT IS A QUESTION OF
SPEECH --
>> JEW BAKERS HAVE TO MAKE
SWASTIKA CAKES IF THIS GUY HAS
TO MAKE A GAY MARRIAGE CAKE.
I AM NOT SAYING ANY OF THOSE
THINGS ARE GOOD OR BAD.
I AM JUST SAYING THAT'S WHAT
YOU DO WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE
TO MAKE THE CAKE.
>> YOU HAVE TO MAKE THEM.
>> YOU HAVE TO PROTECT THE
WORST KIND OF SPEECH EVEN WHEN
IT IS ON A CAKE.
>> EVERYBODY SAW THE MOVIE
"THE HELP."
>> THIS IS AFTER -- NOTHING
YOU SAID AFTER THIS WILL EVER
GET INTO THE SHOW.
NOTHING. NOTHING.
>> GAVIN HAS TO BE.
>> THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD
THING ABOUT THIS STORY IS
COLORADO HAS A CONSTITUTIONAL
AMENDMENT BANNING GAY
MARRIAGE.
SO IF A BAKER HAS TO MAKE A
CAKE FOR A GAY WEDDING, IF HE
IS NOT ALLOWED TO
DISCRIMINATE, HOW ARE 55% OF
THE PEOPLE IN COLORADO ALLOWED
TO DISCRIMINATE AND BAN GAY
MARRIAGE.
>> THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION AND
I'M AFRAID WE HAVE TO GO AND
WE CAN'T ANSWER THAT
QUESTION.
>> TWEET GREG YOUR ANSWER.
>> YES, EXACTLY.
>> COMING UP, MY UNCLE FROM
FLORIDA IS STAYING WITH EASE
ME BECAUSE HE IS WANTED FOR
***.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT
LAST PART.
>> DO YOU KNOW YOUR UNCLE?
>> YES.
WHY ARE PEOPLE ANGRY AT THIS
SMILING NOODLE?
THE STORY THAT SHOCKED A WORLD
OF CANNED PASTA.
>>> IT IS A TWEET FOR YEE THAT
WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. ON
SATURDAY IT DOES PRESIDENT
HAVE TO -- IT DOESN'T HAVE TO
MAKE SENSE IF IT RHYMES.
SPAGHETTI-O'S HAS A PICTURE
HOLDING AN AMERICAN FLAG.
IT ASKED FOLLOWERS, QUOTE,
TAKE A MOMENT TO REMEMBER,
HASH TAG PEARL HARBOR WITH
US.
THE TWEETS TWEED QUICKLY --
WHEATS SPREAD QUICKLY.
THEY APOLOGIZED TO THE 17,000
FOLLOWERS NOTING WE MEANT TO
PAY RESPECT AND NOT OFFEND.
WHAT DOES THIS SHEEP THINK OF
ALL OF THIS?
>> WHO EVER TWEETED THAT
SHOULD THEY BE CANNED AND I
MEAN FIRED, NOT PUT IN A CAN?
>> THIS COMING FROM SOMEBODY
THAT IS THREE TIMES THE CAKE.
>> I WAS SURPRISED THAT
ANYBODY FOLLOWS SPAGHETTI
O'S.
I IMAGINE IT IS MOSTLY
EMPLOYEES.
THEY ARE TRYING TO TALK TO THE
EMPLOYEES AND THEY STEPPED
RIGHT IN.
IT I DON'T FIND IT THAT
OFFENSIVE.
I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF
OTHER THINGS TO GET OUTRAGED
ABOUT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MOM IS
FOLLOWING SPAGHETTI O'S TO
INCREASE HER TRUST IN THE
CAMPBELL'S SOUP BRAND AND
WOULD BE OFFENDED BY THIS.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> GET IT OUT.
SHAKE IT OUT.
>> DON'T YOU THINK -- WHAT?
>> YOU WERE SHOOTING PHLEGM
ALL OVER MY BODY.
>> HERE IS MY THEORY ON THIS.
USUALLY PEOPLE RUNNING THE
TWITTER FEEDS ARE THE YOUNGEST
PEOPLE IN THE COMPANY.
>> USUALLY.
>> I BET THIS PERSON PROBABLY
THOUGHT THIS WAS NO DIFFERENT
THAN VETERANS DAY WHICH IS WHY
THEY USED THE IWO JIMA
SYMBOLISM.
FLAG GOING ON THE THING.
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FOR --
>> YEAH, MAYBE YOUNG PEOPLE
HAVE TAKEN OVER THESE ACCOUNTS
BECAUSE YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T
HAVE THIS PC UP THEIR BUTT AND
SECOND GUESS EVERYTHING.
PEARL HARBOR WAS A SUCKER
PUNCH WE GOT THAT WE
VINDICATED.
YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE.
THE ONLY THING I FIND
OFFENSIVE ABOUT THAT TWET IS
THEY HAD WHITE IN THE MOUTH OF
THE SPAGHETTI O.
A SPAGHETTI O IS HOLLOW.
IT SHOULD BE THE BLUE SKY
BEHIND HIM.
>> SPAGHETTI O'S -- THEIR HOLE
DIDN'T GET PUSHED ALL THE WAY
THROUGH.
>> THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
THROUGH SKY.
>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH
PEARL HARBOR, WORLD.
WE WERE SLEEPING AT THE WHEEL.
THEY GOT BEHIND SOME CLOUDS.
THEY BLEW US UP.
AND THEN WE LIT ALL OF JAPAN
ON FIRE AND THEN HIT IT WITH A
NUCLEAR BOMB TWICE.
THERE WAS A BAR IN CHICAGO
THAT HAD A MARQUIS THAT SAYS
CELEBRATE PEARL HARBOR WITH
BOMBS AND CAW MACAW SWREES.
WHAT OTHER DRINK ARE YOU GOING
TO HAVE A GUINNESS?
THE KAMAKAZIS BLEW UP AND THEN
WE BLEW UP THEIR HOMETOWN.
WHAT ABOUT AMERICAN PRIDE?
THE SPAGHETTI O'S SHOULD BE
PROUD OF THEMSELVES.
>> ANDY, --
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST
TALK?
>> I WANT TO MAKE A POINT.
SOMEBODY DOES SOMETHING AND
THEN EVERYBODY JUMPS ALL OVER
THE TWITTER THING.
WHEN THEY APOLOGIZE THEY ARE
LIKE, OH YEAH, NO BIG DEAL.
IT IS A CYCLE OF OUTRAGE TO
NOT CARING AND IT IS LITERALLY
AN HOUR.
>> I SAW THIS TWEET BECAUSE
SOMEBODY TWEETED IT AND I
RETWEETED IT AND I PUT WTF IS
THIS IN FRONT OF IT.
I WASN'T OFFENDED BY IT.
>> YOU ARE ASKED TO EXPLAIN
SPECIFICALLY WHY YOU WERE
OFFENDED.
>> I WAS NOT OFFENDED.
PEOPLE ASSUMED I WAS OFFENDED
BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE TO GET
OFFENDED.
I CAN'T -- THEN I WAS DPETTING
REPLIES FROM PEOPLE WHO WERE
OFFENDED.
I DON'T CARE THEY TWEETED
THIS.
>> WHY DO SPAGHETTI O'S NEED A
TWITTER ACCOUNT?
SPAGHETTI O'S WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT?
ARE YOU GOING TO THE CLUB?
>> WITH MEATBALLS.
>> I DON'T GET IT.
>> BRING ME BALLS.
WE ARE CRAZY.
>> THAT WAS A GREAT IMPRESSION
OF WHAT SPA TBET -- SPAGHETTI
O'S WOULD BE LIKE ON BLACK
FRIDAY.
>> THAT WAS NOT A BLACK DUDE.
>> YOU WERE DOING TOM HANKS
THIS TIME.
>> ALLEN THICKE.
I WAS DOING ROBIN THICKE.
>> IS THAT HIS SON?
>> DANA.
BREAKING NEWS.
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> I ALWAYS HAD THIS IDEA
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO LOOK
ON THE LEFT SIDE OF TWITTER
WITH ALL OF THE THINGS THAT
ARE TRENDING AND THEN FIND OUT
THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING YOU
CAN SAY TO EACH ONE AND SAY IT
AT ONCE.
HOW QUICKLY WOULD THE WHOLE
TWITTER VERSE JUST COLLAPSE ON
ITSELF IF YOU WERE LIKE, I
DON'T KNOW HASH TAGS ARE LIKE
10, BUT YOU SAY THE WORST
THING FOR EACH ONE AND SEE
WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
>> THERE WAS THAT CONTROVERSY
WHERE A FAKE WEBSITE PRETENDED
THAT CON YEA WEST SAID HE --
KANYE WEST SAID HE HAD MORE
THAN MANDELA.
SAY HE HAD SAID IT, PROVE IT
TO BE NOT TRUE BEFORE YOU
SCREAM ABOUT IT.
WE LIVE IN THE INFORMATION
AGE.
ASK A MILLION TEENAGERS ABOUT
MANDELA AND KANYE WEST AND
THEY WILL CHOOSE KANYE WEST.
>> THEY WILL SAY WHAT IS
MANDELA'S LAST ALBUM LIKE?
>> WE ARE COMING UP ON A HARD
BREAK.
COMING UP, THE C BLOCK.
IT IS SPONSORED BY WATER
FALL.
THANKS, WATER FALL.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, GREG.
>> REBECCA BLACK HAS A SEQUEL
TO "FRIDAY."
IT HAS NINE MILLION VIEWS ON
YOUTUBE.
I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR 10,000 OF
THEM.
>>> DO YOU FEEL THROUGH WITH
TOO LITTLE ON DO?
EXCITING NEWS IN BORE DOM
RESEARCH, GERMAN SCIENTISTS
FOUND THERE ARE FIVE TIMES OF
TEDIUM, ONE MORE THAN
PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT.
WOW.
THE NEW TYPE IS MASHED BY
STRONG APATHY WITH THOSE
FEELING FLAT AND INCAPABLE OF
EMOTION CALLED THE ANDY LEVY
EFFECT.
AMOUNG HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
APRIL -- APATHETIC BORE DOM --
BORE DOM MAKES UP 36% YOU WERE
JUST BOARD.
>> LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THIS
HERE IS.
IT IS HIPSTER SLASH MILLENIAL
BORE DOM.
HAVING A JOB SUCKS.
I PRESIDENT CAY BELIEVE I HAVE
TO WORK FOR SOMEBODY WHO
DOESN'T HAVE THE FIRST ARCADE
FILE ON VINYL.
>> DANA, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ARE YOU EVER BOARD?
SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU KEEP
YOURSELF AGO A TIFF.
>> I KEEP BUSY AND I HAVE A
FIT BIT MY FRIEND SEPTEMBER TO
ME AND -- SENT TO ME AND I PUT
IT ON MY BELT.
YOU CAN PUT IT ON YOUR BRA
STRAP, BUT YOU WOULDN'T DO
THAT.
>> YOU SAID BRA STRAP.
>> I CAN CHECK MY FITNESS
GOALS AND SEE IF I READ
ANYTHING EXPRI TO WATCH MY
SHOWS AND WALK THE DOGS.
I AM NOT BOARD.
>> CAN I POINT THIS OUT?
IF YOU MOVE IT CALCULATES.
SHE WALKS DOWN THE HALL WITH
IT IN HER HAND AND SHE IS
GOING LIKE THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HAVE TO GET IT UP TO MY
DAILY CALORIES.
I SAID THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO
EXERCISE.
>> THE WORST PART IS SHE PUTS
IT ON JASPER'S COLLAR AND THEN
LETS IT RUN FREE IN THE PARK.
>> SHE IS LYING TO THE
MACHINE.
>> CAN I SAY ONE SERIOUS THING
ABOUT THIS?
I THINK THIS -- A STUDY LIKE
THIS SHOWS HOW FABULOUSLY
WEALTHY AMERICANS HAVE
BECOME.
WE DON'T HAVE TO HUNT FOR
ANYTHING OR FORGE FOR
ANYTHING.
SO PEOPLE ARE BOARD BECAUSE
THEIR BRAINS ARE NOT ACTIVATED
BY THE DAY-TO-DAY NEEDS OF
SURVIVAL.
>> THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO BRING
BACK MANHUNT.
WE HUNT HUMANS.
>> WE HAVE TO BRING IT BACK.
>> GAVIN FOX.
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN HUMAN.
>> COMES FROM RISK.
THEY ARE THE MOST HAPPY IN THE
WORLD.
WHAT WE HAVE DONE TO OUR
CHILDREN IS CASTRATED THEM AS
FAR AS RISK GOES.
WE LET THE LEGALS DO THEIR
JOBS.
WE SEND THEM TO SCHOOL AND
THEY TAKE GENDER AND FILM AND
THEY LEARN ABOUT *** PHOBIA
AND STAR TREK AND THEY SLEEP
ON OUR COUCHES DOWNSTAIRS AND
THAT IS DEPRESSING.
HUMANS DERIVE PLEASURE FROM
HARD WORK AND RISK.
THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE THE
INSTINCT ARE EXTIPPING.
>> THEY SHOULD JOIN THE
MILITARY?
>> AT LEAST.
>> THAT'S THE WORST CASE
SCENARIO.
>> WE NEED TO BRING BACK
MANHUNT.
>> THERE IS NO RISK WITH YOUNG
PEOPLE'S LIVES ANYMORE.
>> I GO THERE ON THE WEEKEND.
IT IS ON 17th AND EIGHTH
AVENUE.
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE
BAR?
>> IT IS A WONDERFUL PLACE TO
LEARN NEW MOVES.
>> GOING INTO THE BATHROOM, IT
IS A RISK.
>> IS MANHUNT A SHOW?
>> OH MAN.
>> ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY
MORE YOUNG MEN IN CALIFORNIA
ARE SPEAKING IN A DIALECT THAT
WAS PREVIOUSLY FOUND AMONG
WOMEN OR GIRLS. ANNOYING
STUPID GIRLS.
THE MALES ARE OFTEN USING UP
TALK OR VALLEY GIRL SPEAK
WHICH IS MARKED BY A RISE IN
THE PITCH OF THE END OF THE
SENTENCES.
THEY SAY IT IS HARD TO
PINPOINT HOW THIS PITCH
PATTERN STARTED, BUT IT IS
[BLEEP] ANNOYING.
SHERROD, THEY SAY IT HAS HELD
TRUE ACROSS ALL RACES.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE.
I THINK THEY ARE JUST SAYING
THAT.
>> I THINK THEY GOT POINTS
THERE.
HERE IS THE THING.
YOU CAN'T HAVE GUYS NOT DOING
THIS AND NOT HAVE BULLYING.
BULLYING IS THE THING THAT
CURBED THIS TYPE OF THING.
IF YOU DON'T WANT BULLYING,
GUESS WHAT?
YOUR BOYS WILL BE TALKING LIKE
YOUR GIRLS.
YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA.
>> YOU ARE LIKE THE DR. PHIL
WITH A GUN.
THAT WOULD HAVE STOPPED IN THE
THIRD GRADE IF HE SAID HE
SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL.
AND HE SAID I HAVE TO THROW
SOME BASE IN THIS.
BULLYING WOULD STOP ALL OF
THAT.
>> SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED THE
DANGEROUS SPEECH PATTERN IS
GROWING AND IT IS UNFAIR TO
BLAME THE PRESIDENT I'M ETCH
POOHED.
>> PRESIDENT OBAMA DOES NOT DO
IT, BUT HE HAS OTHER SPEECH
PATTERNS THAT DRIVE ME
INSANE.
>> TALKING JIVE?
>> SOME DAYS HE IS HARVARD
GUY.
>> HE MOVES AROUND YOU.
LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
CLEANERS AND YOU TALK LIKE THE
ASIAN DUDE.
>> I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT,
BUT I WILL TALK ABOUT IT.
>> IT DOES DRIVE ME CRAZY.
IF YOU LOOK AT WHY YOUNG
PEOPLE ARE NOT SUCCEEDING OR
GETTING JOBS AND GETTING
PROMOTED, WHEN THEY TALK LIKE
THIS, IT IS ACTUALLY ONE OF
THE REASONS.
IF YOU WERE A HIGHER UP, YOUR
SUPERVISOR AND MANAGER YOU
DON'T WANT TO PUT SOMEBODY IN
FRONT OF YOU LIKE YOUR
CLIENT.
IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY IT MIGHT
BE YOUR CHILD OR EMPLOYEE YOU
HAVE A DUTY TO PULL THEM UH
SLIDE AND TELL THEM TO FIND
THEIR STRONG VOICE AND TO
KNOCK THAT OFF.
>> IT IS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING
ABOUT.
IT IS NOT ABOUT GENDER.
IT IS ABOUT STRENGTH AND
VOICE.
GAVIN DISAGREES.
>> IT IS TOTALLY ABOUT
GENDER.
>> WHAT HAPPENS WITH
UNIVERSITIES IS WE PULLED
THOSE WOMEN IN THERE AND WE
PREVIEW FROM THE KITCHEN AND
THEY INPARENTLY KNEW --
INHAIRPTLY KNEW THEY WEREN'T
MEANT TO BE THERE.
WE WOULD BE READING WUTHERNIG
HEIGHTS AND THEY WOULD SAY,
WHAT ABOUT YOU, WOMAN?
YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION
BECAUSE YOU NEVER PUT UP YOUR
HAND.
I FEEL LIKE HEATHCLIFFE IS
ATTRACTED TO KATHERINE?
THE TEACHER WOULD GO, YES,
THAT IS THE POINT OF THE WHOLE
BOOK.
THEN THEY GOT INTO THE
WORKFORCE AND THEY STARTED TO
PULL IN LIKE INTO EVERYTHING.
>> I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DO --
LIKE WITH THIS PROPOSAL WE
SHOULD GET THE BUDGET LIKE
TOTALLY GOOD -- ALL OF THESE
WOMEN LIBATERED FROM THE
KITCHEN AND INTO COLLEGE.
>> WHY ARE MEN DOING?
>> THEY TALK LIKE VALLEY
GIRLS -- I AM GETTING THERE.
MEN WANT TO GET LAID -- NO.
THEY GO HEATHCLIFFE LOVES
KATHERINE.
WE SHOULD GET LIKE THE BUDGET
LIKE --
>> YEAH, WE SHOULD GET THE
BUDGET LIKE --
>> I WANT TO STOP PEOPLE ON
THE STREET AND SHAKE THEM AND
GO DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
YOU SAID LIKE YOU MORON?
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS
DISSIPATED TO SILT.
>> YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING
GAVIN SAID?
>> I WILL TAKE A PASS ON THIS
ONE.
>> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
>> HE IS RIGHT.
>> I AGREE WITH THE TONES BUT
WOMEN WERE FORCED OUT OF THE
KITCHEN.
>> DO DID THEY FEEL INSECURE
WITH THEIR SPEECH?
>> THAT'S A WHOLE SHOW.
>> MAYBE IT IS A NEW TIME AND
THEY ARE USED TO BEING IN THE
UNIVERSITY.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> I HAVE HAD A MILLION JOBS
THAT WERE NEW TO ME AND I SAID
PLANT SOME TREES.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD
PUT CEILINGS LIKE IN THE --
AND THEN PUT THE FOIL AROUND
THEM.
IS THAT LIKE STUPID?
>> DANA, LAST WORD AND WE HAVE
TO GO.
>> I THINK FOR YOUNG WOMEN IN
PARTICULAR, I DON'T KNOW IF
THIS IS TRUE FOR MEN, BUT FOR
YOUNG WOMEN BECAUSE THEY DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE OR
EXPERIENCE YET, THEY THINK IT
IS A WAY THEY COULD SAY
SOMETHING AND TEMPT -- AND SEE
IF A SUPERIOR OR SOME OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX OR SAME SEX --
>> IT IS SUB MISS SIGH.
FOR SOME REASON IT IS
CONTINUED UP TO THE 26, 27
YEARS OLD AND EVEN OLDER
PEOPLE ARE TALKING LIKE THAT?
AND I WOULD NEVER HIRE THEM,
EVER.
>> THEY ARE ALL ON THEIR
PARENTS ' HEALTH CARE, DANA.
>> WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
>> WAY TO BUTTON THAT UP,
ANDY.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE WILL
TALK ABOUT TBREETING CARDS, MY
NEW BOOK PRE ORDER IT AT ALL
BOOK RETAILERS.
GO TO MY
>>> SHOULD THE HOLIDAY CARD BE
PERMANENTLY BARED?
TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR THIS.
>> "RED EYE" DEBATE, 2013 LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> WELCOME BACK TO THE "RED
EYE" DEBATE CENTER IN THE" RED
EYE" DEBATE CENTER.
IT IS COLD IN HERE.
TONIGHT'S TOPIC, HOLIDAY
CARDS.
ARE THEY FUN TO RECEIVE OR
STUPID AND ANNOYING?
IT IS THE STORY THAT HANNITY
REFUSES TO COVER ONCE AGAIN.
SHERROD, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY
-- YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PARENTS,
WHO STILL SEND OUT -- I
HAVEN'T SENT OUT HOLIDAY
CARDS, GREETING CARDS,
CHRISTMAS CARDS IN 10 YEARS.
>> I USED TO GET A HOLIDAY
CARD EVERY YEAR FROM DR. JOYCE
BROTHERS.
HONEST TO GOD.
10 YEARS IT WAS THE ONLY ONE
DR. JOYCE.
I SAID IT MUST BE DR. JOYCE.
SHE PASSED AWAY.
>> DID SHE REALLY?
>> YES.
>> I ENJOYED HER TALK SHOW
APPEARANCES AND GAME SHOW
APPEARANCES.
>> IT IS FUN TO OPEN A
CHRISTMAS CARD AND IT REMINDS
YOU WITH THE ONE WITH THE HOLE
IN IT AND YOU CAN SEE THE
CURRENCY FACE.
OH THAT'S A BENJAMIN.
>> SHERROD, THAT WAS CALLED A
WALLET.
>> NO, THE LITTLE CARDS I
LOVED THOSE CARDS THE
CHRISTMAS CARD WITH THE MONEY
IN THEM.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
DANA, YOU DO SOMETHING WORSE.
YOU SEND OUT A CATALOG OF DOG
PICTURES.
>> I MADE A CALENDAR.
>> THE THING ABOUT A CALENDAR,
YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS 12
MONTHS SO YOU WOULD HAVE 12
PICTURES.
SHE COULDN'T CHOOSE.
EACH MONTH YOU HAVE LIKE 20
PICTURES.
>> IT IS A JASPER CALENDAR AND
IT IS AMERICA'S DOG.
>> THAT IS NO THE A CHARITY.
>> REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
LAUGHING SO HARD AND I THOUGHT
YOU WOULD BE REALLY HAPPY AND
YOU WEREN'T.
>> I WAS MISERABLE.
AND THEN THEY HAD IT NEXT TO
ME WHEN I WAS GETTING MAKE
UP.
YOU ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY
PERSON THAT SENDS OUT
CHRISTMAS CARDS.
>> I DO.
AND THEY ARE LEGENDARY.
EVERYONE FIGHTS FOR THEM.
THAT WAS LAST YEAR'S CARD OF
THE WE TALKED ABOUT OUR PRINCE
ANGEL --
>> GO BACK TO THAT ONE.
THE ONLY THING WE SAID ABOUT
MY DAUGHTER IN THAT CARD WAS
SOPHIE'S GRADES GRADES ARE
SATISFACTORY.
>> YOU ACT LIKE THE GIRL
DOESN'T EXIST.
GITE GOAL IS TO NOT NOTICE
HER.
>> THIS IS NEXT YEAR'S CARD.
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A
GHOST.
>> AND THIS IS ALL ABOUT OUR
NEW BOY BEING A STAR IS BORN.
HERE'S JOHNNY.
AND THEN WE HAVE THE OTHER KID
GOING THROUGH SOME GARBAGE.
THEY FOUND SOME CONDIMENTS FOR
FOOD.
>> IN UNDERWEAR.
>> HE IS WEARING HIS YOUNGEST
SIBLING'S SWEATER THAT DOESN'T
FIT AND HE HAS A DIAPER ON.
>> SOME OF MY RELATIVES IN
SCOTLAND DON'T GET IT.
THEY ARE LIKE, THAT'S NOT
RIGHT.
LOOK AT THOSE TWO IN THE
BACKGROUND, THEY ARE
STARVING.
IS SHE GOING THROUGH THE
GARBAGE ?
>> IN SCOTLAND THEY ONLY SIGN
THEIR NAMES ON A CARD.
IT IS VERY BORING.
>> ANYONE WHO IS THERE WHO IS
SMART WENT DOWN TO ENGLAND.
>> ANDY, DO YOU SEND CARDS OUT
TO YOURATS?
>> CAN YOU TELL HIM?
>> START WITH THE CAT THING.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
ONE OF THE MAIN THING PEOPLE
SEEM TO HAVE AGAINST THIS IS
PEOPLE ARE SHOWING OFF HOW
GOOD THEIR LIFE IS.
WHAT BETTER TIME THAN TO RUB
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES HOW
AWESOME YOUR LIFE IS.
>> FOR A LONGTIME WHEN I WAS
AT THE WHITE HOUSE MY PARENTS
WOULD SEND ME AND SAY DANA DID
THIS AND DANA DID THAT AND
DANA, DAY YOU, DANA, AND ANGIE
IS STILL, WOULDING AT THE
BANK.
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
>> WE HAVE A CARD AND A WOMAN
SAID SOMETIMES MY HUSBAND HAS
TO PINCH ME SO I KNOW I AM NOT
DREAMING.
I PUT THAT IN OUR CARD AS A
JOKE AND I SAID HOW DO I NOW
SEND THIS TO THEM BECAUSE THEY
WILL KNOW I AM MAKING FUN OF
THEM?
>> THEY SHOULD KNOW. DO YOU HAVO
KEEP THE CARD BEFORE YOU CAN
THROW IT AWAY?
>> OVER THE GARBAGE.
>> IT IS LIKE CHINESE FOOD,
YOU DON'T KEEP IT.
>> VIDEO, SEND IT TO THE SAME
PLACE.
FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE AND CLICK
ON SUBMIT A VIDEO.
>> OPEN THE GARBAGE.
LAST STORY.
>> HURRY, EVERYONE.
THE SEQUEL TO REBECCA BLACK'S
"FRIDAY" WAS JUST RELEASED AND
IT WAS CALLED" SATURDAY."
>> OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS
SONG.
THIS IS MY JAM.
WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER?
♪ I AM GETTING OUT OF MY
BED ♪
♪♪ TRYING TO GET PARTY OUT OF
MY HEAD ♪
♪♪ IT'S ALL SO HAZY ♪
♪ GOT A LITTLE TOO CRAZY ♪♪
♪♪ YOU KNOW I DO IT ALL AGAIN
SMOTE.
♪♪
♪ CALL EVERYONE YOU KNOW
SMOTE.
♪
♪♪ OH, OH BECAUSE THIS IS OUR
SONG ♪♪
♪ WE CAN DO NO WRONG ♪
♪♪ ARE YOU READY TO GO ♪
♪♪ IT'S SATURDAY, WE GONNA
PARTY ALL NIGHT ♪♪
♪ WE WILL REMEMBER FOR THE
REST OF OUR LIVES ♪
♪♪ IT'S SATURDAY AND WE GONNA
DO IT BIGGER ♪♪
♪♪ IT'S SATURDAY ♪
>> YOU WERE DANCING ALONG TO
THAT.
>> IT IS A GOOD JAM.
>> IT IS A GOOD JAM.
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HER?
>> SHE STINKS.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK --
>> THESE PARENTS WHO ARE
PAYING FOR THIS NONSENSE,
BABY-SIT YOUR OWN KID.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH
YOUR KID.
BUT PUT OUT THERE, BUT I HATE
WHEN PEOPLE COVER IT LIKE WE
HAVE TO KNOW HER NEW SONG.
THE LAST ONE STUNK SO WHY DO
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT ALL
THE TIME?
>> THE DAD GOT A BIG, FAT,
UGLY BLACK GUY TO DO "FRIDAY"
AND IT WAS THAT GUY WHO DID
THE SONG AND NOT HER.
SHE WAS JUST SINGING
"FRIDAYS."
>> THE DAD PAID FOR IT.
THE DAD PAID THE BIG, UGLY,
BLACK DUDE.
>> THE BABYSITTER WAS A BETTER
VILLAIN AND THEY MADE FUN OF
IT.
>> I HATE HIM TOO.
>> HE GOT A KICK IN THE ***
AND I SAID I BETTER WRITE A
GOOD SONG.
>> HE MADE THE CHINESE DUDE
SONG FOR THE OTHER GIRL.
>> THAT SONG WAS BETTER.
>> AND THIS COPING IS QUITE
CATCHY.
>> I WOULDN'T GO AS FAR AS TO
SAY IT IS QUITE CATCHY, BUT IT
IS LEAPS AND BOUNDS BETTER
THAN "FRIDAY."
THERE WERE 300 MILLION TWEETS
COMING OUT SAYING THE NEXT
SONG WILL BE SUNDAY.
>> YOUTUBE MAKE NO MONEY.
SOMEBODY PAYING FOR THE DUMB
VIDEO.
>> 10 MILLION HITS GETS YOU
$34,000.
>> REALLY?
DANA, WOULD YOU BE CUTTING ONE
OF THESE?
>> I SAY WE KEEP THESE CAMERAS
ON AND MAKE OUR OWN VIDEO
RIGHT NOW.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.
>> LOCK THE DOOR.
>> I AM NOT DOING THAT.
>> GET JASPER IN HERE.
>> THAT WOULD GET A LOT OF
HITS ON YOUTUBE.
>> IT WOULD.
AND HOW MUCH IT WILL BE
RETWEETED.
>> YOU MAKE ME SICK.
DANA PERINO, THANK YOU,