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Toady let's talk about fart facts.
So what is fart and where fart comes from? Well, fart is simple a gas coming from your
intestines. It gets there when you eat, it comes from you blood and from chemical reactions
in your body. Fart smells. It's interesting that only about 1% of your fart is stinky.
You produce about half a liter of farts every day, and yes, even though they don't admit
girls also fart. FART. no need to hide anymore [ups ... you see]
Usually Farts aren't dangerous. Even if you go the room full of farts, you won't suffocate.
You would have to fart continuously for about 7 years to produce gas with the equivalent
energy of an atomic bomb. Other fart fact is that it travels with speed of 7 mph and
... you can actually burn a fart. It's highly flammable but don't check it yourself. You
may get injured. You may burn your clothes or what's worse ... yourself.
For centuries people believed that holding a fart is very unhealthy. You could catch
a horrible disease or get seriously poisoned. Roman Emperor Claudius was so afraid that
he passed a low allowing farting at banquets. Nowadays scientist aren't sure if holding
your fart is unhealthy but allowing your farts travel freely can definitely be very embarrassing.
Have you heard about brain fart? Yes, it actually exists but it's not what you think. In American
slang it means doing something "dumb". Another interesting Fart fact is that an Indian tribe
in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting. Other awesome fact is that
in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller! What an awful career...